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i wish tatum o'neal would've taken a pic with me before she got hauled off by manhattan south

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i just packed all my stuff for college and now my japanese jawns are just sitting in boxes getting ugly creazez in'em :(

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I hooked up with my friend. and then her cousin. within 5 minutes of each other. at least I was told. I don't remember much of it. was very drunk to say the least.

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lol, why not pack in a horiztonally shaped box?

do they make boxes with 36 inch inseams??!?!

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would rolling them up versus folding help?

i don't own much jeans..but that helps my skirts from getting creases..also tissue paper them then roll em' up doesn't hurt either

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would rolling them up versus folding help?

i don't own much jeans..but that helps my skirts from getting creases..also tissue paper them then roll em' up doesn't hurt either

fuck. girls are so resourceful. that doesnt sound half bad. oh well. shits taped up and getting shipped off

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sooooo after a background check, a credit check, a drug test and a physical (including lifting a 50 pound box on to various racks -- not because i have to do this, but just to make sure i can) i start my new job on monday! :] i hope it doesn't suck balls because i was just notified i can't wear jeans anymore.

this is also the first job i've ever gotten on my own. (without a current employee pulling strings and putting in a good word for me) go craigslist!

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i'm starting the rogaine project today.

i hope i don't start lookin like kerni

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@samsikle

do they pay you a bonus for not wearing jeans? should....

i just got a temp job revising elementary level text books for errors.

i'm starting the rogaine project today.

i hope i don't start lookin like kerni

Tape on mustache = instant rogaine

omgftwwtf?

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just hope you dont get wolverine arms

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or slip as you're about to apply it, drop the bottle, fall, land on the bottle, cream goes all over your face/stomach/ass, knock urself unconscious from the fall and for some reason you were completely naked.

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sooooo after a background check, a credit check, a drug test and a physical (including lifting a 50 pound box on to various racks -- not because i have to do this, but just to make sure i can) i start my new job on monday! :] i hope it doesn't suck balls because i was just notified i can't wear jeans anymore.

this is also the first job i've ever gotten on my own. (without a current employee pulling strings and putting in a good word for me) go craigslist!

congratulations samsikle!

that is a lot of hoops though :confused: ..drug test..physical??

i think your job won't suck as long as you have an awesome manager/coworkers.. where is it at? i love chocolate :)

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yeahhhh, today was a good day.

first off, free bagel friday @ work. robokopped a blueberry muffin as well.

my group won the street hockey tournament, got a trophy.

my group found one of three treasure chests buried around camp, which in turn earned me a payed day off.

got payed. got $60 tip. got a date for tomorrow night.

man I am happy.

also, this paycheck put me 2k up. I am happy.

but my car smells. That I am not happy about.

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2k???? and you still don't wanna drop 30bux on 501s?????

-____- SO jewish.

i had work, did billion errands, that's about it.

so bored, so broke, need more cluthez.

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2k???? and you still don't wanna drop 30bux on 501s?????

-____- SO jewish.

i had work, did billion errands, that's about it.

so bored, so broke, need more cluthez.

lol dummy. i kopped them, no worries

but when we last talked I had noooooo moneyz

but yeah

so joo~~~~

dj jazzy joo~

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Jeep, is the date with the bitch you didn't know how to approach? Good job if so.

And congrats, inaya. Theres nothing more that i hate than a boss who acts like they have the most important job ever, and as if you have some huge fucking responsibility, even though they pay you shit.

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Jeep, is the date with the bitch you didn't know how to approach? Good job if so.

And congrats, inaya. Theres nothing more that i hate than a boss who acts like they have the most important job ever, and as if you have some huge fucking responsibility, even though they pay you shit.

nah, different girl. this one is super li, catholic, so I dunno how far I'll get. She's mad cute though.

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nah, different girl. this one is super li, catholic, so I dunno how far I'll get. She's mad cute though.

Sounds good, though. Hopefully you luck out. More than half the girls i know who really catholic are freaks. And i say freaks in the best way possible.

You may have to deal with them screaming saints names instead of your name mid-fuck. (8)

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im contemplating quitting school...

fuck degrees...i feel as if i can survive and be happy and "successful" without the validation of some shit college

but at the same time ...fuck...i dunno:mad:

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