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fuck this shit

at least all yallz towns have somethin to offer

fuck im going to sleep

haventsleptin3243210-509`1-hrz

fuck cwg touch me while i was eating

touched my jawns with mayo hands

dropped my dbss while i tried to clean closet

fuck

ive never yelled at a woman. im a southern gent

but WOW

WOW

abt 14days left in training, i run into about 33cwg a day

NO

NONOONONONONONONONONONO

I HEAR THEM OUTSIDE

alcoholicz. liverdeathliverdeathliverdeath

bad luck and extreme cwg will infest my pathetic soul for all eternity

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yo hocus either be direct with it, or just move on. in the move on situation, if you completely ignore her games then she will either come running or if not you've already moved on so you dont care...

i never liked the other fish in the sea metaphor, i feel like it leaves me powerless, too much luck in that namsayin. i prefer to think i have the best fucking fishing rod in the world and i will pick my fish with a sniper scope and they dont have a say in whether they are getting caught once my sights are set in

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what about anal intercourse? is it better than that?

superconfession: last friday (i think?) my woman and i were drunk in the shower at some party and i didn't have a condom. i tried to put it in her butt and she still said no. i remember thinking, "we could do it, i could just wash it off." we didn't do it. soon after, while i was lying down in the tub getting h***, i threw up all over myself.

i don't like talking abotu this on the internet im never going to do this again

Posted

its up there calvin its up there. yuca fries are no replacement for either anal or vaginal intercourse but they certainly can occupy your mind.

as for shower anal sex good try but throw a finger in there first son.

Posted

liquid courage helps

don't bother with anyone playing hard to get.

^agreed with both of the above

its the best thing since vaginal intercourse. omc will vouch.

you are showing these to me.

Posted

Next item on the agenda: bring yucca fries in vending truck format to 3rd world country, 2010.

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i prefer to think i have the best fucking fishing rod in the world and i will pick my fish with a sniper scope and they dont have a say in whether they are getting caught once my sights are set in

retrospectively this actually just makes it sound like im really into rape.

Posted

i really laugh when i read that nfone. that's some special ops hooking up.

Posted

if i were a twig id totally cop these even though everyone would be able to see my wiener

mbatcave-f.jpg

Posted

i'm leaving for 10 days without internet. shit's gonna feel weird, i'm a bit of an internet addict actually. anyway, i wish all superfuture a nice week.

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It's not that hard really, anyways, have fun!

(the hard part is actually catching up when you get back...)

haha fingers aren't immune to washings. anyways have it dude

LOL NUB!

6 months rule!

Lurk Denim moarrr!!!

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^reminds me of the guy who told me i had a slight scoliotic curve in my spine because he noticed my shoulders were uneven when leaning on a table :(:(

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