superconfessional

[e0d9n0b5]

im doin laundry today! wish me luck!

[evisu 2000]

godspeed!

i tied my own shoelaces today (yay velcro)

[wesc]

no no... i know how many girls he's slept with... but i hate how piggish he makes himself sound. he's a really great guy, but he acts rude on here when he talks about girls... even when he talks about me.

i think its the bro talk. when one man is situated amongst a group of other men the testosterone levels are heighten to the point where females become more like objects to be conquered and spoken about in the most demeaning of manners. This ritual brings about much rep and praise in voicing such conquests similar to a man and his old war stories.

example :

" Snaps i smashed that bitch with the fury of a lion"

"awwwwyeaahhhhh thats what im talkin about" *bro high five*

[bernt]

It takes a special kind of idiot to say that shit where his girlfriend can see. Unless he just doesn't care about you.

[Leonard Leroy]

that's actually kinda sad.

[evisu 2000]

awwwww shit.

[Lab]

damn.

r.e.s.p.e.c.t. in this world of fly girlz

sup mass

[dismalfuture]

no no... i know how many girls he's slept with... but i hate how piggish he makes himself sound. he's a really great guy, but he acts rude on here when he talks about girls... even when he talks about me.

you know that nigga is lying right? I mean, he probably isn't subtracting as many girls as you do for dus, but he's probably trimmed off a couple and all the near-scores from his total. At least if he isn't stupid.

[bernt]

I tell every girl I'm a virgin. Even after I have sex with them.

[Liberation1945]

its fucking stoopz cause sometimes you got chicks that like that you slept with mad girls and so you say it and then other chicks are like omgaidsyoumighthave so you gotta chuckle and like BUT IM NOT A MANWHORE I PROMISE

[Liberation1945]

thedaniway get back at your boyfriend by posting supernoodz. itll be liberating. i promise.

[Leonard Leroy]

I just say I know I'm clean. I know

and then i slant my eyes intensely

[julzkind]

im going to a fair and im not taking a purse or anything so i have to hide my pipe in between my boobs.

:-/

[Leonard Leroy]

hooolllllly shit the pipe

[kunk75]

i don't know if it's better or worse to know or not but my wife and i know each other so long we have pretty much met or know casually everyone each other has been with. it's making me nauseous as i type so i think it might be worse.

its fucking stoopz cause sometimes you got chicks that like that you slept with mad girls and so you say it and then other chicks are like omgaidsyoumighthave so you gotta chuckle and like BUT IM NOT A MANWHORE I PROMISE

[ThugLife]

im going to a fair and im not taking a purse or anything so i have to hide my pipe in between my boobs.

:-/

Pics or it never happened.

[snozepp147]

<-----is wearing st. patricks day green clover underwears.

<------really needs to do laundry

[bernt]

Fuck laundry. I need to get on that shit too.

[Liberation1945]

i don't know if it's better or worse to know or not but my wife and i know each other so long we have pretty much met or know casually everyone each other has been with. it's making me nauseous as i type so i think it might be worse.

i kinda like knowing about a girl's experiences...im a story dude...i like stories...

[midnight]

Part of the reason i like the idea of buying indigo shit is because i wouldn't have to wash it for 5 months.

[Leonard Leroy]

and one day you'll be a story.... a tragedy...

[dunkin deeznuts]

im going to a fair and im not taking a purse or anything so i have to hide my pipe in between my boobs.

:-/

i'd love to pipe da boobs

[Liberation1945]

well...better than a comedy yea?

[Leonard Leroy]

^____________________________^

[Darkadious]

room smells like popcorn and i havn't had popcorn in it for years.

also i'll be reaching for julz' pipe and such

[arem]

i'd love to pipe da boobs

See, Dunkin can get away with this because his wife doesn't hang on Sufu.

Advice for amateurs, you and your significant other should have very different internet experiences.

[cjbreed]

See, Dunkin can get away with this because his wife doesn't hang on Sufu.

Advice for amateurs, you and your significant other should have very different internet experiences.

that is for certain

btw lookin back on my posts today, i kinda overshot my perv quotient

a perfect example of why the above statement is truth

[thedaniway]

i just want to apologize to sufu for bringing relationship drama into the picture. it really wasn't that big of a deal... as a matter of fact jeff and i made up... it went something like this:

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i figured this would go with what seems to be the theme of the day... and yes, the end of the movie is also accurate. it can be scary.

edit: notice the hand placement...

[dismalfuture]

Do you feel like you have more self-worth now dani? Great.

[High Monika]

Prolly not. Girl thinks she's an elephant,