superconfessional

[Leonard Leroy]

i'm jealous. well i'm just a waiter. I stand around, make fun of people to their face and since the music's loud they assume they misheard me.

I eat the entire course with them, i eat more than the patrons. I laugh at people. I put other workers to work, I whip them like slaves. I eat.

On off premise parties, i find a corner, and most of time, i'm tired so i just sleep.

also I have a suit that fits like bootleg yohji yamamoto, and as a rule, my hair never falls right for work so that just makes me a cynical camper.

there's like an asshole/idiot switch that just turns on in me when i go to work.

[Charlie Delta]

Keagan that post is really dissappointing!

Where's your game man.

Surely you should have no problem with a poor girl with only 30 friends???

edit: just say this and you'll be golden:

"lol, you like the smiths and you're in my area"

[dino might]

^yeah, i always had a notion of keag being able to spit more game than that..

[branespload]

I am writing a rap about things I like, and it's depressing to discover I don't like enough things to finish the last verse. Damn.

[e0d9n0b5]

I am writing a rap about things I like, and it's depressing to discover I don't like enough things to finish the last verse. Damn.

do u like big butts and telling the truth?

[branespload]

do u like big butts and telling the truth?

I'm talkin' slight breeze, Nikes, Costco brand white tees

Paypal, cashback, internet shopping sprees

E-friends, YouTube, weekends, new shoes

Tacos al pastor, wash 'em down with a Yoohoo

just a sneak peak..

[jcotteri]

say

you have really nice hair and I want to fuck you

viola your hard work is done

[Charlie Delta]

I sort of feel like I'm a bad person for how funny I find the Joker his sick sense of humor...

SuperAIDS? Come onnnnnn!!!

[Denim Phenom]

I sort of feel like I'm a bad person for how funny I find the Joker his sick sense of humor...

SuperAIDS? Come onnnnnn!!!

Best part is when he mouthes the word "six" to the guy about the number of his buddies he killed.

[Charlie Delta]

It's in a way a very touchable/realistic kind of way to go about every day crazy stuff that happens in the world...

[thedaniway]

from the "which?" thread

9 wins in my book. i did the same thing when i transferred schools back in the day. my #1 pick ended up being kinda crazy (in a bad way) though. one night was enough. eyes on the prize, dino. eyes on the prize.

i keep learning these new things about my boyfriend on sufu... and i don't like it.

[sistersuzie]

Awwww, this makes me wanna give you a hug hahaha

from the "which?" thread

i keep learning these new things about my boyfriend on sufu... and i don't like it.

[dismalfuture]

location: not jeff's place (in the not near enough future)

[thedaniway]

Awwww, this makes me wanna give you a hug hahaha

is it okay that reading shit like that makes me sick to my stomach? SICK TO MY STOMACH, JEFF.

[wesc]

lul. are you going to blow up at him with the typical q's of :

how many bitches have you fucked ?

Is you a man whore ?

Im better than all of them right ?

[thedaniway]

lul. are you going to blow up at him with the typical q's of :

how many bitches have you fucked ?

Is you a man whore ?

Im better than all of them right ?

no no... i know how many girls he's slept with... but i hate how piggish he makes himself sound. he's a really great guy, but he acts rude on here when he talks about girls... even when he talks about me.

[indesertum]

has there been a sufu breakup before or could this possibly turn out to be the first.

[dunkin deeznuts]

no no... i know how many girls he's slept with... but i hate how piggish he makes himself sound. he's a really great guy, but he acts rude on here when he talks about girls... even when he talks about me.

You're blind baby you're blind from the facts on who you are

'cause you're smokin' that garbage.

[midnight]

If i get you, thedaniway, I can send you dildo in the supergay swap if you do breakup.

[Charlie Delta]

Don't dig up stuff that should probably stay burried...

[onemancult]

[Charlie Delta]

Cancer that's killing sufu?

[onemancult]

CAKE. CAKE IS KILLING SUFU.

everyone, stop eating cake.

[destructodisk]

words cannot describe how mind shatteringly awesome the photo above is to me right now

[azn8oi]

it's like i'm going through puberty again when i wear fitted pants. fuck this is reallllllllllly annoying, especially when im in public.

coincidentally, i've grown an inch in height over the last few weeks.

[e0d9n0b5]

im doin laundry today! wish me luck!

[evisu 2000]

godspeed!

i tied my own shoelaces today (yay velcro)

[wesc]

no no... i know how many girls he's slept with... but i hate how piggish he makes himself sound. he's a really great guy, but he acts rude on here when he talks about girls... even when he talks about me.

i think its the bro talk. when one man is situated amongst a group of other men the testosterone levels are heighten to the point where females become more like objects to be conquered and spoken about in the most demeaning of manners. This ritual brings about much rep and praise in voicing such conquests similar to a man and his old war stories.

example :

" Snaps i smashed that bitch with the fury of a lion"

"awwwwyeaahhhhh thats what im talkin about" *bro high five*

[bernt]

It takes a special kind of idiot to say that shit where his girlfriend can see. Unless he just doesn't care about you.

[Leonard Leroy]

that's actually kinda sad.