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i read everything. she'll be back for moar.

Word, you comforted her when she was all sad and rejected and shit, next time it happens she'll come to you again knowing the last time she did, she felt better. Iunno if that made sense...

Maybe she feels guilty though when she hooks up with you knowing that you have stronger feelings for her then she does for you and everytime you two hook up she thinks you might be thinking it means more then it really does.

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so ive been sick for a little over a week now, and i think i can now say that this is the sickest i ever remember being. im constantly hot and cold, my head and eyes hurt, and ive been coughing so much that it feels like my throat is swelling shut. im hating life so much right now

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you should defnitely see a doc.. it'll prolly save you a lot of bucks if you get diagnosed immedialtely.

(p.s i've been only in a hospital twice in my life.. once for a really bad fever near death level, and when i was born)

kinda wierd

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Almost done with my fucking paper. Starting page six of six. Good lord, I'm going to be so fucked tomorrow. I'm thinking of just not going to sleep. And I still have a 4 page paper to write tomorrow.

Where are you spring break? :(

Edit: Now for an hour of sleep before my midterm.

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my breakfast this morning consisted of a bowl of mayonnaise and tunafish and a glass of whiskey.

im now on my 4th helping (of whiskey).

im going to be trashed within the next hour or two.

fucking pitiful.

i also spent another night without sleep.

i am failing at life.

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my breakfast this morning consisted of a bowl of mayonnaise and tunafish and a glass of whiskey.

im now on my 4th helping (of whiskey).

im going to be trashed within the next hour or two.

fucking pitiful.

i also spent another night without sleep.

i am failing at life.

keep drinking and post those tits in the animals thread.

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That happened to me once. Power went out in the middle of the night and fucked up my alarm clock. I make sure to use phone and alarm clock from now on. I got lucky and there were a few other people who missed the exam so the professor allowed a makeup. Thank god because if i had to take that fucking gen ed class about bugs again i would've killed someone. The teacher won't have a heart and help you out?

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That happened to me once. Power went out in the middle of the night and fucked up my alarm clock.

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this also happened in the hot tub episode of Seinfeld, where Kramer shorted the buildings electricity, and Jean-Paul, the trinidadian runner, woke up late and nearly missed the NYC marathon, only to be doused by Kramer's cup of hot tea near the finish line.

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i kinda have a phobia of doctors, so no

dude get over it (your phobia of doctors). what if it's something serious? if you're not a doctor yourself, you need to see someone who is.

(sidenote: who here is a doctor? just curious)

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Ive been looking out one of the windows of my apartelle, towards the next room over. And I noticed that a window is slightly opened, enough to see a possible rack inside a shower... Ever since, Ive been checking the window, thinking that maybe a hot ex porn star lives next door, and so on... Maybe get a peek of a nipple... Or maybe they see me, and as Joey and Chandler would hope, the women would come in and a lot of sexing would go on. (Episode where they got free porn and wouldnt turn off their tv, worried that the porn would never come back on.)

A couple days pass...

Then I realize, its the kitchen.

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people say i post in a poetic format

but that is only because

i press the enter

key

whenever i feel the impluse to

whenever i feel tah the time is right to press enter

i fucking do it, and if it results in a poetic post. suck it

for that, my dear, friends, and my dear chickens, is how i will post

until

my days are done.

i say chickens because i just watched all my friends sniff ether, not me

though, id rather not do that shit. and theya ll looked like baby little chickens

chirping at each other

shiner bock is a beautiful beer. and i have myself a beautiful woman.

god i am happy.

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