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you should defnitely see a doc.. it'll prolly save you a lot of bucks if you get diagnosed immedialtely.

(p.s i've been only in a hospital twice in my life.. once for a really bad fever near death level, and when i was born)

kinda wierd

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Serge has lived more in the past week or two than most men do in their whole lives. (5)

I've been offered a reality TV show. (10)

I like normal. Anyone wanna trade lives?

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Almost done with my fucking paper. Starting page six of six. Good lord, I'm going to be so fucked tomorrow. I'm thinking of just not going to sleep. And I still have a 4 page paper to write tomorrow.

Where are you spring break? :(

Edit: Now for an hour of sleep before my midterm.

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meh, i really dont want it to happen again. she's my best friend. i dont want to fuck that up.

or do you? :D i would like to request pics to supplement the drama saga... srrrllyy

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my breakfast this morning consisted of a bowl of mayonnaise and tunafish and a glass of whiskey.

im now on my 4th helping (of whiskey).

im going to be trashed within the next hour or two.

fucking pitiful.

i also spent another night without sleep.

i am failing at life.

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my breakfast this morning consisted of a bowl of mayonnaise and tunafish and a glass of whiskey.

im now on my 4th helping (of whiskey).

im going to be trashed within the next hour or two.

fucking pitiful.

i also spent another night without sleep.

i am failing at life.

keep drinking and post those tits in the animals thread.

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I overslept and missed the midterm I stayed up to study for. Fuck, man, I should've just not slept like I had planned and had a couple energy drinks.

Thank god for pass/no pass grading.

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That happened to me once. Power went out in the middle of the night and fucked up my alarm clock. I make sure to use phone and alarm clock from now on. I got lucky and there were a few other people who missed the exam so the professor allowed a makeup. Thank god because if i had to take that fucking gen ed class about bugs again i would've killed someone. The teacher won't have a heart and help you out?

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I'm going to shoot off an e-mail and say that the wiring in my building is bad (which it is) and ask what can be done.

/crosses fingers

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That happened to me once. Power went out in the middle of the night and fucked up my alarm clock.

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this also happened in the hot tub episode of Seinfeld, where Kramer shorted the buildings electricity, and Jean-Paul, the trinidadian runner, woke up late and nearly missed the NYC marathon, only to be doused by Kramer's cup of hot tea near the finish line.

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i kinda have a phobia of doctors, so no

dude get over it (your phobia of doctors). what if it's something serious? if you're not a doctor yourself, you need to see someone who is.

(sidenote: who here is a doctor? just curious)

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OK this is really a confessional: a acquaintance of mine emailed me a letter to revise and send back and that was over two weeks ago and i haven't even opened the email yet!

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Ive been looking out one of the windows of my apartelle, towards the next room over. And I noticed that a window is slightly opened, enough to see a possible rack inside a shower... Ever since, Ive been checking the window, thinking that maybe a hot ex porn star lives next door, and so on... Maybe get a peek of a nipple... Or maybe they see me, and as Joey and Chandler would hope, the women would come in and a lot of sexing would go on. (Episode where they got free porn and wouldnt turn off their tv, worried that the porn would never come back on.)

A couple days pass...

Then I realize, its the kitchen.

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people say i post in a poetic format

but that is only because

i press the enter

key

whenever i feel the impluse to

whenever i feel tah the time is right to press enter

i fucking do it, and if it results in a poetic post. suck it

for that, my dear, friends, and my dear chickens, is how i will post

until

my days are done.

i say chickens because i just watched all my friends sniff ether, not me

though, id rather not do that shit. and theya ll looked like baby little chickens

chirping at each other

shiner bock is a beautiful beer. and i have myself a beautiful woman.

god i am happy.

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