superconfessional

[ExileOnMainSt]

the other day I was comin back and forth from school and I seen that the boys in blue were out and about giving people tickets left and right..

So as I'm driving along, Stairway to Heaven comes on the radio and I zone out, turn the radio up full blast and light up a cigarette. I don't notice but I'm doing 75 in a 50 and i get pulled over.

I didn't wanna be that guy blowing smoke in the cops face so I throw my dart out the window.

I get a $110 for speeding, a $100 ticket for not having my registration on me, $100 ticket because my licence was not my actual G licence, it was the one with the sticker that says "photo ID" only and a $50 ticket for littering (throwing my cigarette on the ground)

None of the tickets actually take points off, but fuck me, I've never been bent over that bad before in my life

[ron2331]

i hate shopping on weekends cause of the crowds. it needs to stop being cold during the week so i could get up and do something.

fuck the mother fuckin winter already.

it not even that cold:(

[masuerte]

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couldn't find a better pic, but the likeness is striking

Dammit for that rushmore connection, tanaka was a childhood crush Warning to wolves, I am highly proximity-attracted to you now and I think I'm also gonna start leaving you creepy rep.

can a nohomo save this post?

[Larry!]

Its not saying which you rather would buy, but to not understand H&M's function in retail is kinda strange...

It serves as the cheap, fashionable(8.5), accessible place for the mass public to buy... sure it all falls apart, but some girls buy it for one outfit they will never wear again, so who cares...

some people of non balla status look to H&M for some fashionable pieces they can use (until they break)....

its quite obvious what H&M's function is...

so its pretty easy "to get"

I am poor. Therefore, H&M will do until I can afford rafe and lavin.

Also, none of H&M's things fit me because they don't cater to anorexic Asians.

[geekbonchic]

Nothing short of a sex tape with you and Jenna Jameson could save that post.

[geekbonchic]

I am poor. Therefore, H&M will do until I can afford rafe and lavin.

Also, none of H&M's things fit me because they don't cater to anorexic Asians.

As an anorexic Asian I would like to point out the complete inaccuracy of this statement. I, too, cannot fit into H&M clothing.

[Serge]

H&M Peacoat Update:

Button came off and pocket has a hole in it.

[Serge]

I'm so happy I finally have dark green.

It's almost like I just hit puberty.

[Guest chemi]

can't lie, i love my h&m slouch beanie

[Handlethevibe]

We clearly think differently. I'd much rather have 3 pieces of clothing that are well made, interesting and enjoyable to wear than 30 pieces of crappy fabric with seams that'll bust open at any moment.

I'd rather wear H&M than boring Repro jeans/western wear every day. Anyways, the only thing I ever buy from H&M is basics and their piece of shit faux leather jackets to resell on eBay.

[Serge]

I'll probably live in my parents basement until I have kids.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

i am seriously considering making a facebook account...

[Serge]

i am seriously considering making a facebook account...

do it, its easier creeping on there then it is on myspace.

[geekbonchic]

I am terrified of looking into the "how old are you/how much do you make?" thread because of how woefully meager my own circumstances are right now.

[samsikle]

can't lie, i love my h&m slouch beanie

i knoooooooooooooow. i have one beanie that still attention. a lot of my beanies get left for dead.

[neptunecitylocal]

i took the cookie from the cookie jar

[projectdenim]

I'm drunk and I've taken several pictures of my female friends peeing. This is an epic night.

[Serge]

I am terrified of looking into the "how old are you/how much do you make?" thread because of how woefully meager my own circumstances are right now.

even if you were making more money then everyone else you'd still feel like it wasn't enough.

you'll never feel like you have enough cash

[Serge]

I'm drunk and I've taken several pictures of my female friends peeing. This is an epic night.

pictures or it didnt happen

[dismalfuture]

Are they any good? Do share, a little piss play never hurt anyone, it's like a second date with a liberated woman.

[neptunecitylocal]

damn you female sweets cravings.

[projectdenim]

What If I Dont Want To Share?

[dismalfuture]

I've taken a lot of cookies in my life, at times a few more than I could eat and tried to return the leftovers even, but everyone put up a fuss and I was stuck with them until I made myself sick sometimes.

[dismalfuture]

What If I Dont Want To Share?

good deeds are reciprocated my friend.

[neptunecitylocal]

I've taken a lot of cookies in my life, at times a few more than I could eat and tried to return the leftovers even, but everyone put up a fuss and I was stuck with them until I made myself sick sometimes.

are you literally talking about cookies?

this could totally be a metaphorical proverb.

copyright that shit.

[Serge]

What If I Dont Want To Share?

You have to, its a rule.

Just like when a girl mentions she has a pierced *insert anything you wanna see*, she's gotta show it.

[projectdenim]

CENSoRED! i THINK there WILL BE MORE IF WE FEED THEM MORE BOOZE.

[Serge]

moar

and i figured it would be hotter aka, like that weird public porn i mad like.

[projectdenim]

SORRY I'M NOT WILLING TO DIG THROUGH THE TRENCHES FOR AN UP CLOSE SHOT OF HER VAJ.. I'VE SHOWERED ONCE ALREADY TODAY. bzzzt.

[Serge]

SORRY I'M NOT WILLING TO DIG THROUGH THE TRENCHES FOR AN UP CLOSE SHOT OF HER VAJ.. I'VE SHOWERED ONCE ALREADY TODAY. bzzzt.

You failed your duty as a guy.