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coming home from school, happy because I just did well on a test. I'm in the third lane, people are merging into the fourth. Some fucker cuts in front of me, kinda close and it's wet, even with the brakes I think i'd have hit him. So, I just go to the left lane 'cause last I looked no one was there, sooooo wronnnnnng....there's a fucking semi :( I clipped his tire and spun all the way around into the barrier to the left (so i was facing the opposite direction). Bumper's detached, passenger window shattered and flew at me, taillight is gone, car won't start.

:( Thanks for not dying, Dum.

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I'm crying tears of happiness.

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had I died, I'd definitely have had a meetup with mufasa and $%&@@#@@+

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i want to hurt the people i see wearing ed hardy hats, stripped express dress shirts, and christian audigler(sp) style shirts including women who seem to think thats tite

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shit souunded scary, happpens more often than most would have liked to admit, driving's dangerous, glad you're OK

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My friend named his gut once. He named it Serrrge. True story.

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I crashed my car once. Kind of. More like an accident. I was coming out of a tollbooth where like 7 booth lanes merge into three highway lanes, and it was gridlocked and I was next to this huge 18wheeler. I think "Shit, I should probably move because he probs can't see me". Next thing I know, the guy turns his wheel, doesn't even move, just turns his wheel, and my passnger door caves in. Also, there's no break down lane on that stretch for like 2 miles, so that was really awkward driving.

The confessional part of this is that some of the damage was my fault, I tried to get my car out of the accident while the rig's wheel was still jammed in my door, and caused a few more lumps and scratches. Oh well.

Also, Everclear is really disgusting straight. I really need to read the labels on bottles before I drink stuff at parties.

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i want to hurt the people i see wearing ed hardy hats, stripped express dress shirts, and christian audigler(sp) style shirts including women who seem to think thats tite

metropark has doomed society

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sometimes man i fucking love suburbia

i grow up in the greatest suburb on earth

so many fine individuals. so close to a cultural centre in the south

so many rich ass bastards with huge houses

so many good times.

bonfires in forestes

ftw,

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I went into a H&M for the first time today.

I don't get it.

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I went into a H&M for the first time today.

I don't get it.

CONFESSION:

I've decided to stop shopping at H&M.

EDIT: Kiya not liking it doesn't have anything to do with it.

EDIT: Okay, maybe a little.

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i spent last night throwing dollar bills at a stripper with gun tatoos above her vagina

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CONFESSION:

I've decided to stop shopping at H&M.

EDIT: Kiya not liking it doesn't have anything to do with it.

EDIT: Okay, maybe a little.

I've stopped mostly out of the fact that recent collections haven't been fitting me very well. Anyone else running into this?

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soooo clooooose to being done an essay.. it might be bad, i can't really tell, i'm too tired. i'm tweaking out on red bulls right now, its great

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well where I live they just opened the first H&M in like the whole like populated part of Western Canada. Obv everyone and their dad jumped on it. I bought a peacoat.

I think at least 3 other people here have it not counting the random high school kids that have them.

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^

NOT close to finishing a marketing essay due at 2 PM. It is bad...all summary and crap recommendations.

And I'm about to down a rockstar energy drink.

I hate UofT commerce.

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I spent most of the past three weeks doing nothing when I should have been working on the 3 essays due this week. Here's to a week spent living at the library.

Also, I hate school.

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why is it that tattooed women can only date tattooed men?

i have tried the naked sector, but did not fly.

now i am back to dating a guy with hand tattoos.

i swear to god naked men think tattooed women have constant butt sex and eat top ramen all day.

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i really should be asleep right now cos i have to be up tmr and out the whole day but i can't sleep.

haven't really slept these past few days..

sigh. me too.

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A friend of mine who doesn't have any tats once dated a girl who had two large angel wings drawn down her back. They met through school (engineering) and were pretty good together. Sometime after they broke up he told me that he never thought they would stay together simply because "she has tattoos and I just can't see myself with someone like that". Go figure.

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