superconfessional

[junglejane]

wouldn't a guy being hit on by a sissy gay male be more comparable to a woman being hit on buy a huge dykey bear lesbian?

this would make me ascared

[mr fluffernutter]

wouldnt it be mroe ccomparable to being hit on by one of us?

[Thorns]

I never get hit on by gay guys... I just don't have the kavorka

[Le Buttsecks]

i was at a stop light and next to a school bus full of highscool kids. this very gay black male pokes his head out the bus window and asked "hey what type of magazine that is" i look around and see the victoria secret mag in the back seat. right when i turn around to answer him he says "i can put that on for you"

i didnt laugh or cuss him out. i just made a right turn from the middle lane.

theres too many black gay men. shit whats the problem

[DüM]

I get hit on by feminine asian dudes, around my age. I don't get it at all.

[sedx.]

i ate 6 double cheeseburgers from mcdonalds last night.

mutha fucking SIX.

(i was aiming for 10...)

a little azn man beat me...

I AM FATARSE>

[superBobo]

I really want to sex a chick that looks like the tied up singer in Wu tang "gravel pit" video... not that many potential canidates around here though.

[Guest]

i'm the kid with the golden arms

[El B]

I really want to sex a chick that looks like the tied up singer in Wu tang "gravel pit" video... not that many potential canidates around here though.

E with the English, extinguish styles extremist

Bald head beamers run wild

It's the kid with the gold cup

Stepped out like what

What's poppin, and y'all niggas dobo

Blastin shae shae, chocolate shortae

Rich color mocks, rock those all day

1960 shit I'm Goldie

That's right motherfucker don't hold me

The world's greatest, Las Vegas, paid as rock

Skin painted on my face look ageless

Perfect combos, Ghost bang out condos

Jeff from Hamo, ex three bangos

Bancos, stank hoes in plain clothes

Change those, bang those, same old, same old

shit is bangin

[2000dB]

I shaved my head. My hair was down to my upper back.

[Fuuma]

I shaved my head. My hair was down to my upper back.

OMG!!! The lengendary mane is gone....What will the children say!!??

[2000dB]

OMG!!! The lengendary mane is gone....What will the children say!!??

they won't laugh at me.

[larssss]

i keep +repping people instead of neg repping them, fucking hell.

[Kasper]

I was eating a quick lunch at the Spaghetti House in Causeway Bay once, I had to sit next to this group of these teenage hypebeast-y girls who came in and wouldn't shut the fuck up, and suddenly one of the girls just nonchalantly ripped the biggest fart and continued yapping away like nothing was amiss. Luckily for me, of course, I was in the vicinity and could smell the garlic-y aroma of it and dropped my fork and left.

Vietnamese spoken loudly can be pretty abrasive as well, but Cantonese sounds like fighting. I am down with it when some sexy female sings it though.

i was in Taipei this week negociating an acquisition with one of the largest company there and where was always like 15-20 ppl in the room, mostly senior vp of the company and their advisors and at least twice while we we negociating, one of them fuckers let a HUGE ripper goes off like there was nothing wrong with it. hardest in my life i had to keep a straight face.

[keagan]

I AM ABOUT TO WATCH BAD GIRLS CLUB OR WHAT EVER

ON OXYGEN;------- THAT LIPSTICK FEMINIST CHANNEL.

\lllllllll

[Thorns]

Confession: I thought I was above all that crap, but... sometimes when I post what I think is a really great post that sparks a bunch of conversation and I don't get any rep for it... I get a little disappointed.

[sybaritical]

OOh controversial.

I haven't got a TV, so I don't know what Barack Obama's voice is like and I just realised that everytime I've seen a picture of him or read something he's said, I've been imagining he sounds like President Palmer off of the first series of 24.

[backinthetrees]

i love dogs.

no... i REALLY love dogs.

[Fookums]

really love dogs? or really love dogs?

[evisu 2000]

they won't laugh at me.

dude what happened to the raf experiment?

[mr fluffernutter]

I'm not timber's sister.

[artificialsky]

i drank diamond's koolaid

[Fookums]

I drank diamonds milkshake

[DüM]

diamonds drank my milkshake. it was fresh.

[masuerte]

So urs does bring all the boys to the yard.

I always want to give Thorns + rep but the people who get inspired by his posts always post better than he does and all my rep goes to them instead.

IOU plus rep thorns.

[2000dB]

dude what happened to the raf experiment?

cant afford a real haircut. i still look awkward anyway.

[djrajio]

Hit up Marquee last night w/ some B.A.L.L.A. homies.

Place is an absolute parody of its former glory.

Why they letting in all these jokers nowadays?

Even da B.A.N.K.E.R.S. din hav no swagga in dis JOINT no mo.

Go to Cain if you must.

You have been warned.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Marquee was previous level 3 years ago.

And danny a's tuesday baby tuesday party was lame 6 years ago.

Cain is cool if you wanna throw down on some bottles.

But B*A*L*L*A*S* gotta be at 1OAK or Rose Bar or some shit like that.

(tenjune or socialista at a baller status minimum).

[djrajio]

Marquee was previous level 3 years ago.

And danny a's tuesday baby tuesday party was lame 6 years ago.

Cain is cool if you wanna throw down on some bottles.

But B*A*L*L*A*S* gotta be at 1OAK or Rose Bar or some shit like that.

(tenjune or socialista at a baller status minimum).

Word. Rose Bar is decent.

I hadn't been back to Marquee in a long time.

No plans to go back again.

Is 1OAK even open yet?

One of my buddies got rejected from Butter the other night. Haha. I hear its decent....

[cheep]

I get hit on by feminine asian dudes, around my age. I don't get it at all.

i had this guy in a benz follow me for about 5 blocks the other day... hed drive past me and stare, and then pull over a little way up the street. hed sit there and wait till i walked past him. after doing this 4 or 5 times, he drives past me and pulls into an empty lot. as im walking by he rolls down his window and asks me if i want a ride... fucking creepy.

probably could have made a quick couple hundred tho.