superconfessional

[6ixes&7evens]

i dont even carry lighters anymore i use matches.

animal planet baby we so different

[salaryman]

I hate when people ask to bum a cigarette

oh, and can I borrow your lighter too.

sure, can I buy you a drink and give you a wet nap as well?

if you don't have your own lighter you probably don't smoke, fuck off.

[freecat]

last time i was on my bike ridin and a random guy asked me for a cigarette. fuck you man i'm riding my bike !

france is probably the worse country when it comes to random people asking you random things...

[sawn-off chef]

i'm falling for you, and i fucking love it. tonight was wonderful, come back i wanna see you again. it's funny how a nice girl puts your previous relationships into perspective at how much of a HUGE FUCKING BITCH your ex was.

[samsikle]

omg, i was super crushing on this cute boy on the flight from SFO to narita. he was sitting by the bathroom so i hella smiled at him and he smiled back and i died at how charming his smile was. i kept trying to think of ways to talk to him but i asked him for a pen and gave it back with a note. suuuuuper like lame hollering status but on our way out of the plane, we were chatting a bit. evan, editor for a magazine, cute as fuck. ahhhh <3

[branespload]

^ oh when a girl smiles at you you're supposed to smile back? i reflexively mean mug them and then look away in disgust

whoopz

[evisu 2000]

i tip my fitted at dems

[DüM]

this page is so cute

[samsikle]

^ oh when a girl smiles at you you're supposed to smile back? i reflexively mean mug them and then look away in disgust

whoopz

lol maybe cause the girls that smile at u are TOE UP. from the flo' up.

anyways, with a bit of research (no stalker concept) i found his blog thing and found out how much he is kind of a big deal. ah! why couldn't i just stop over in japan.

[whitney]

I taught this dude how to take off the hard sensor off of his jeans today with a rubber band I had on my wrist

it was my first time too

[samsikle]

you shoulda brought the sufu people to the party ha

[branespload]

yo this fascination/borderline obsession with terrible kpop group snsd is really getting out of control

[hellogoodbye]

^^^

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i'm having a boner

[haptronic]

i'm falling for you, and i fucking love it. tonight was wonderful, come back i wanna see you again. it's funny how a nice girl puts your previous relationships into perspective at how much of a HUGE FUCKING BITCH your ex was.

ba boing ba boing ba boing

[AstroWolf]

This car is so ill to me, waaaaaay nicer than these new Z's... they did this in a M series, and i have heard it was the biggest engine BMW put out that year... a monster... PLUS it reminds me of the car from harold and maude, which to me, is almost as cool as it gets.

[sawn-off chef]

ba boing ba boing ba boing

hahah this time i'm taking it slow hap, this one is a little too special to just rush through, i've got all the time in the world so why spoil it?

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

I know its old but I can't stop laughing whenever I see it on G4

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[ProfMonnitoff]

that bmw is so ugly

[salaryman]

bmw should never have made anything but a sedan.

[ProfMonnitoff]

my drivers ed car was a 1 series convertible and its actually a pretty good car

but all the z and x series cars are ugly garbage

[Tisswat]

What? No love for the Z1!?

[freecat]

This car is so ill to me, waaaaaay nicer than these new Z's... they did this in a M series, and i have heard it was the biggest engine BMW put out that year... a monster... PLUS it reminds me of the car from harold and maude, which to me, is almost as cool as it gets.

the car from harold and maude is cooler tho.

the Z3 M would be even better with a huge weight reduction.

I love the Z1 too. I still have it as a model car somewhere. but it aged quite badly.

[branespload]

^^^

i'm having a boner

ok i actually watched that vid like 3 times and other JeTi interviews before I made that last confessional.

I challenge you, hellogoodbye, for the sake of us ever returning to normal lives, to not watch, listen to, read about, or think of, SNSD for the next week, starting tomorrow.

I'll be doing it. It'll be harder probably than the last sufuchallenge. LAWL.

[hellogoodbye]

man i was doing good until u sent me the genie video u FUCK

[Kasper]

last time i was on my bike ridin and a random guy asked me for a cigarette. fuck you man i'm riding my bike !

france is probably the worse country when it comes to random people asking you random things...

true dat,

you can't have a fucking cigarette in france without behing bummed. i always pretend i can't speak french though, works 9 times out of 10.

[minou]

true dat,

you can't have a fucking cigarette in france without behing bummed. i always pretend i can't speak french though, works 9 times out of 10.

you can just say no. works all the time for me.

[freecat]

yeah but there are some shady dude to whom you can't really say no...

i tried the "i don't speak french" method a few times but then people usually try to communicate with you while still asking the same thing. i think that the best technique would be a "je suis sourd" (i'm deaf) cardboard sign. but too much hassle for some random asshole.

[ProfMonnitoff]

"sorry man i bummed this one off someone else"

classic line, always works

[jeepster]

I hate getting sick, and when I do, it's always a knock-down drag-out affair. This is the worst summer flu/cold I've had in a long time.

[minou]

i'm going to meet an ex date for coffee in an hour and i'm feeling nervous as fuck. things between us are so fucking complicated, i'm sure it'll be fucking awkward later. since he's in town, i'm just meeting him for old times sake.

brrrrr.....