superconfessional

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I've been living rent-free in a $1000+/month two-story apt in Seoul for awhile with my girlfriend, who has E cup breasts adna 21" waist and undresses in split seconds for me when I come home drunk, 4 hours after she has gone to sleep. She buys me dinner and entertainment when I tell her i have no money and she buys the beer too. She bought me that grail status F/W06 raf debut Jil Sander sweater off Yahoo and will cop me anything off rakuten or yahoo or mbok or whateva.

WELCOME TO THE TEMPLE OFJAWNZ TWO

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The Temple of Jawnz TWO has both the red and the blue Junya shrunken wool rider's jackets, fuck the peasants.

[e0d9n0b5]

I've been living rent-free in a $1000+/month two-story apt in Seoul for awhile with my girlfriend, who has E cup breasts adna 21" waist and undresses in split seconds for me when I come home drunk, 4 hours after she has gone to sleep. She buys me dinner and entertainment when I tell her i have no money and she buys the beer too. She bought me that grail status F/W06 raf debut Jil Sander sweater off Yahoo and will cop me anything off rakuten or yahoo or mbok or whateva.

WELCOME TO THE TEMPLE OFJAWNZ TWO

fuck u bich!!!

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fuck u bich!!!

mmm vietnamese food sounds good

[e0d9n0b5]

mmm vietnamese food sounds good

argh.. i am eating out of a toilet... how does this happen to me

[newaesthetic]

fucking crazy ex. went to the show saturday night, switched our ipods back, and i guess she lost it after i left. she found it later but apparently it's acting up. so despite finding this out in the evening, she waited until 2am to text me, accusing me of fucking with it, despite having had it work that night, and the fact I worked 14 hours yesterday and was in bed.

another message this morning when I wake up. I tell her to just do a hard reset, she asks how, tell her it's on the apple website. thinks I have a problem, proceeds to pick a fight with me.

this girl has tickets for me to go to a show with her on sunday. i've told her repeatedly to find someone else, yet she insists i'm coming with her, yet she has nothing positive to say, picks fights... and from what i've heard, has at least two other guys going right now, one of which she potentially started fucking just before we split. sure enough she stops responding when i ask why exactly she wants me to go. i'm just pissed i had booked it off work.

i still need to see this girl at least once to get some small shit back (just some books really), but i'd write them off... except she does have her manolos and a hair dryer at my house, so i'll have to. even her friends don't know wtf is up with her. and yet as fucked up as this all is, some small part of me worries for her. the rest thinks she's a psycho hose-beast.

...other confession: i think i was duped, this new job was not what i expected at all. kind of prefer my old one . feel like i've sold my soul.

[jeepster]

sup New School University Eugene Lang College Class of 2012

[icandunkonu]

congrats jeep

[LoganL]

I've been living rent-free in a $1000+/month two-story apt in Seoul for awhile with my girlfriend, who has E cup breasts adna 21" waist and undresses in split seconds for me when I come home drunk, 4 hours after she has gone to sleep. She buys me dinner and entertainment when I tell her i have no money and she buys the beer too. She bought me that grail status F/W06 raf debut Jil Sander sweater off Yahoo and will cop me anything off rakuten or yahoo or mbok or whateva.

WELCOME TO THE TEMPLE OFJAWNZ TWO

damn thats so wrong yet so right haha

[nicotine]

congratssss!!!

[jeepster]

thanks fam.

[pieiskewl]

no more staten island for jeep!

[branespload]

I am not good at girls.

grl: what's your number

Me: 11

grl: 11?

Me: eleven

grl: eleven?

[transactionfee]

So I went to a bar in danville with buddies and it started to die down so we said why not go hit up sf. Long story short we went to 'the endup'. Last time I went there they had some good dnb so I was excited. Me and my 2 buddies paid our $15 covers and walked in.......it was fag night. I have never seen so many gay dudes in my life...for some reason everyone was asian. Worst 15 dolla i ever spent. Gotta do recon next time so things like this dont happen.

[samsikle]

lol there are bars in danville? my cousin used to live there, when i'd visit her there'd be nothing to do. she couldn't take it so she moved out to SF to save her sanity.

[transactionfee]

yea actually. I'm always checkin out new places...Easy 925 had hip hop night but it was so tame (Me and my buddies cannot be the grimiest people there) , but thats just the danville crowd. The bar had bboy videos playing on the monitors above the bar and fireplace...corny as fuck, but I had a great time there (cougars). Next week is San Ramon

[cinderella]

fbut i'd write them off... except she does have her manolos and a hair dryer at my house......other confession: i think i was duped, this new job was not what i expected at all. kind of prefer my old one . feel like i've sold my soul.

what size feet does she have?

I think you need to teach her a lesson by giving me those shoes immediately.

You're doing the SM job right? My ex boyfriend did that and he hated it but he made a shitload of money so keep at it!!

[yoallanface]

^ rate pass?

[xh0llyw00dxx]

I just went down to the dorm laundry room to move my stuff from the washer to the dryer. All the dryers were not running but had clothes in them, so I had to empty one to put my stuff in. They were all full of panties, so I had to pick one. Made the wrong choice: I took the stuff out and staring me in the face was a nice rust colored stain. Can't tell for sure whether it was blood or shit. Also not sure which one is worse.

[cinderella]

I have a newsflash for you: girls actually bleed out their vaginas once a month! OH MY GOD!!!! SO GROSS.

[evisu 2000]

[sawn-off chef]

ICKY!

10 charzzz

[xh0llyw00dxx]

I have a newsflash for you: girls actually bleed out their vaginas once a month! OH MY GOD!!!! SO GROSS.

While that may be true, when it becomes something from an anonymous, rather large girl that I have to touch, it is still gross.

Also I'm 99.9% sure it's shit.

[Sayword]

I have a newsflash for you: girls actually bleed out their vaginas once a month! OH MY GOD!!!! SO GROSS.

I'm not even gonna say what I thought about for a sec after reading this but it did involve cinderella, blood, and well made food.

[cinderella]

shit is definitely gross and shudder worthy, but period stains are a (sad) fact of life and ppl need to get over them haha.

sayword I hope I never hear what you were thinking about

[bouwnt]

i need me a badbad bitch who's proud of her open stitch and

non hesitant to get on all fours and mumble "yes, my

pussey is bleeding" (and she got a crew sock stuffed in her mouth)

[Sayword]

well they just keep getting more and more depraved as you keep getting more and more explicit.

yet I'm not grossed out.

[e0d9n0b5]

man i remember one track with miami the most on it and hes talking about aa geurilla ho... throwing pussy blood on the track throwing period blood on the trick

[Jimbo69]

my good friend once confessed to me that he used to think that blue liquid came out of a girls vagina during her period because thats what happens during the commercials

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my good friend once confessed to me that he used to think that blue liquid came out of a girls vagina during her period because thats what happens during the commercials

ha!!

hahahahahah