superconfessional

[Bona Drag]

sorry wat did u say i was distracted by my jp virgin schoolgirl hentai rape film

[cinderella]

sooooo incredibly bored right now everyone has gone home, but I am stuck here until thursday morning

[chronoaug]

I just had skype sex. Was good. Might kop again

[redgrail]

I just had skype sex. Was good. Might kop again

speaking as an ex-long-distancer, shit gets old fast.

enjoy while it doesn't suck ass.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

how many screenshots did you take, nub

[chronoaug]

speaking as an ex-long-distancer, shit gets old fast.

enjoy while it doesn't suck ass.

I can definitely see how it'd get old pretty quick. Not something i'm looking into long term.

how many screenshots did you take, nub

of my peeps? pm for fit pics

[cinderella]

I bought harem pants, but I will probably never wear them outside

[Gliderboxx]

i stole $20 from my housemate to post something i sold on eBay.

[sistersuzie]

i need me a badbad bitch who's proud of her open stitch and

non hesitant to get on all fours and mumble "yes, my

pussey is bleeding" (and she got a crew sock stuffed in her mouth)

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[samsikle]

maaaaaaan FUCK A RECESSION.

i went to work this morning because there was a store meeting. i'm like, "why are these fools tryinda get me up hella early and make me close the store too?!"

it was basically, "o hay g'mornin, we're going to close the shop kbye1!11!!!" the first thing i thought of was HOW AM I GONNA PAY FOR JAWNZ? i needa get on that dismalfuture tip to survive. at least i get a severance package? 8 wks of paay hay hay hay.

[dismalfuture]

my lifestyle package was earned through good genetics, a decent personality, and some luck. Right now i am playin with the puppy, eatin a Big Mac, thinkin of all the baller ass shi the TOJ2 will be doin in Tokyo. Wonderin how I get car insurance on my Maserati on a tourist visa, that is my biggest problem right now.

[NatseOklim]

That sucks.

[dismalfuture]

yeah pretty much. And how do I get a $60K used base Qporte to look like an '09 Sport GTS? Are the LED lights plug and play? Is it just bumpers and side skirts? Will this all pass the shaken test in Heisei 22.11? My life is full of problems.

[Mr Waffles]

should have got an m5.

[dismalfuture]

BMW's are for working people who don't have the time to have good taste.

[dismalfuture]

The M5 is the Corvette of sedan-loving whiteboy d-bags who use the internet too much, peasant status. Qporte wins.

[sistersuzie]

that's what you needz

[dismalfuture]

The W12 Continentals are all ugly and cheap, and the Arnage is too old looking. When the TOJ2 makes it big break, it is getting a white Phantom and a driver with a hat. Before that, when we have to drive ourselves, we are rollin the Qporte. Ferrari build and engineering with 4 doors, can't fuck with that.

[Mr Waffles]

The M5 is the Corvette of sedan-loving whiteboy d-bags who use the internet too much, peasant status. Qporte wins.

the qporte is driven by tan old italian douche bags here.

and you used to drive a bmw. a 540 wagon if i recall correctly

[redgrail]

Phantom is an ugly mothafukkin car. Rolls Royce lost any soul they had left with the Phantom.

This I can fux wit dough.

[evisu 2000]

you need a fleetwood comvertible and a too$hort tape.

atleast that's what yoohoo crew needs.

[jeepster]

Phantom is sexy in car form.

I'm down with TOJ2's choice.

[dismalfuture]

I did have a 540 sedan, but that was in my younger, working (student) days. As a member of the TOJ, it is my responsibility to ball out without working.

[evisu 2000]

ballin is about cruise control at 10mph.

[Mr Waffles]

thats fines.

jews dont drive phantoms jeep, they drive volvos and accords.

[dismalfuture]

This I can fux wit dough.

This happens to be the worst angle of this car on camera (and they always photo it this way), but in person, it's not too bad. The front is why I couldn't understand this design for like 3 or 4 years after it came out, and then finally it hit me. The absolute best angle of this car is the reverse arcs that meet at the C-pillar, rear 3/4 shot, slight from below.

[jeepster]

Waffles, I drive a 2001 Dodge Caravan Sport.

200k miles on that bitch too. Michael J. Fox (name of my car) never quits.

[dismalfuture]

The Phantom is gonna be a simple company car, not a fun ride. What do you think a TOJ company car would be, an LS460? yeah right.

[redgrail]

Gramps had a 57 Volvo Amazon.

Did basically no work on it.

Sold it in 94.

Still see it on the street sometimes when I'm home.

Still purring like a swedish bikini model.

Moral of the story: volvo clan ain't nuthin to fuck wit.

[jeepster]

my mom's been driving Volvo's since she was licensed. Swears by them.

Volvo's + E-break = drift masters.