superconfessional

[e0d9n0b5]

my good friend once confessed to me that he used to think that blue liquid came out of a girls vagina during her period because thats what happens during the commercials

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[jeepster]

my good friend once confessed to me that he used to think that blue liquid came out of a girls vagina during her period because thats what happens during the commercials

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[nicotine]

this is very funny.

[Bona Drag]

my bed smells like filthy sweaty euro sex right now

i'm ok with that

[sounddumber]

i dont want mexican pigs to be the cause of my death

[Sayword]

my bed smells like filthy sweaty euro sex right now

i'm ok with that

Thought you were about to say your bed smells like filthy vagina blood.

Be alot cooler if ya did.

[Bona Drag]

sorry wat did u say i was distracted by my jp virgin schoolgirl hentai rape film

[cinderella]

sooooo incredibly bored right now everyone has gone home, but I am stuck here until thursday morning

[chronoaug]

I just had skype sex. Was good. Might kop again

[redgrail]

I just had skype sex. Was good. Might kop again

speaking as an ex-long-distancer, shit gets old fast.

enjoy while it doesn't suck ass.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

how many screenshots did you take, nub

[chronoaug]

speaking as an ex-long-distancer, shit gets old fast.

enjoy while it doesn't suck ass.

I can definitely see how it'd get old pretty quick. Not something i'm looking into long term.

how many screenshots did you take, nub

of my peeps? pm for fit pics

[cinderella]

I bought harem pants, but I will probably never wear them outside

[Gliderboxx]

i stole $20 from my housemate to post something i sold on eBay.

[sistersuzie]

i need me a badbad bitch who's proud of her open stitch and

non hesitant to get on all fours and mumble "yes, my

pussey is bleeding" (and she got a crew sock stuffed in her mouth)

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[samsikle]

maaaaaaan FUCK A RECESSION.

i went to work this morning because there was a store meeting. i'm like, "why are these fools tryinda get me up hella early and make me close the store too?!"

it was basically, "o hay g'mornin, we're going to close the shop kbye1!11!!!" the first thing i thought of was HOW AM I GONNA PAY FOR JAWNZ? i needa get on that dismalfuture tip to survive. at least i get a severance package? 8 wks of paay hay hay hay.

[dismalfuture]

my lifestyle package was earned through good genetics, a decent personality, and some luck. Right now i am playin with the puppy, eatin a Big Mac, thinkin of all the baller ass shi the TOJ2 will be doin in Tokyo. Wonderin how I get car insurance on my Maserati on a tourist visa, that is my biggest problem right now.

[NatseOklim]

That sucks.

[dismalfuture]

yeah pretty much. And how do I get a $60K used base Qporte to look like an '09 Sport GTS? Are the LED lights plug and play? Is it just bumpers and side skirts? Will this all pass the shaken test in Heisei 22.11? My life is full of problems.

[Mr Waffles]

should have got an m5.

[dismalfuture]

BMW's are for working people who don't have the time to have good taste.

[dismalfuture]

The M5 is the Corvette of sedan-loving whiteboy d-bags who use the internet too much, peasant status. Qporte wins.

[sistersuzie]

that's what you needz

[dismalfuture]

The W12 Continentals are all ugly and cheap, and the Arnage is too old looking. When the TOJ2 makes it big break, it is getting a white Phantom and a driver with a hat. Before that, when we have to drive ourselves, we are rollin the Qporte. Ferrari build and engineering with 4 doors, can't fuck with that.

[Mr Waffles]

The M5 is the Corvette of sedan-loving whiteboy d-bags who use the internet too much, peasant status. Qporte wins.

the qporte is driven by tan old italian douche bags here.

and you used to drive a bmw. a 540 wagon if i recall correctly

[redgrail]

Phantom is an ugly mothafukkin car. Rolls Royce lost any soul they had left with the Phantom.

This I can fux wit dough.

[evisu 2000]

you need a fleetwood comvertible and a too$hort tape.

atleast that's what yoohoo crew needs.

[jeepster]

Phantom is sexy in car form.

I'm down with TOJ2's choice.

[dismalfuture]

I did have a 540 sedan, but that was in my younger, working (student) days. As a member of the TOJ, it is my responsibility to ball out without working.

[evisu 2000]

ballin is about cruise control at 10mph.