superconfessional

[julzkind]

i cant ever sleep.

im sure i have mental-ish problems but i tried explaining to micks what kind of thinking allows me not to be able to sleep....like, the laptop is fully charged but still plugged in. i should go unplug it, no, who cares, stay in bed, no if it keeps charging itll b messed up and shit so go unplug it, no julz just fucking leave it (this argument is happening in my head)

and ill forget about the laptop n then focus on something else.

ughhhhhh, and when i do sleep i have the weirdest dreams that i remember only a little of, but only of how absurd they were.

lol wtf

[Guest my uncle]

i had a dream that i madeout with my grandma. makes me gag

[unklesteve]

Getting divorced. Hashing out the details, totally amicable, no worries.

And I fucked the bejeesus out of her in the back of our store last night. When she got to the bar later, she texted to tell me she had cum in her hair.

I noticed before she left. I didn't tell her.

[minou]

Getting divorced. Hashing out the details, totally amicable, no worries.

And I fucked the bejeesus out of her in the back of our store last night. When she got to the bar later, she texted to tell me she had cum in her hair.

I noticed before she left. I didn't tell her.

WHOA! :eek:

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

Getting divorced. Hashing out the details, totally amicable, no worries.

And I fucked the bejeesus out of her in the back of our store last night. When she got to the bar later, she texted to tell me she had cum in her hair.

I noticed before she left. I didn't tell her.

WTF WHY. No, you guys were on that TV show, and have a child together, don't do it.

[cman]

Getting divorced. Hashing out the details, totally amicable, no worries.

And I fucked the bejeesus out of her in the back of our store last night. When she got to the bar later, she texted to tell me she had cum in her hair.

I noticed before she left. I didn't tell her.

if i knew you irl this would be deserving of a fistbump. hahah.

[NatseOklim]

Ate too much food (Toad in the whole, potatoes and baked beans) so didn't go to jiu jitsu tonight. Bloated like a motherfucker.

[unklesteve]

WTF WHY. No, you guys were on that TV show, and have a child together, don't do it.

We've got three kids, and TV show or no we're just kinda lousy at being married. We're much better as friends and business partners...the relationship end was just not working.

She's living with a friend about a 5 minute walk from the house. The kids see plenty of her, we aren't fighting over anything, it's really truly all good.

Ok, the cum in the hair was kinda mean. But hey, I gotta get one in where I can. She's totally got the edge on me in most situations. Girl is way the hell smarter than me, and she makes all the money. I gotta find a job...

[freecat]

e0d9n0b5 new sig is making it more difficult for me to peruse sufu at work.....

DAMN U e0d9n0b5

adblock dat shit !!!!

[redgrail]

i had a dream that i madeout with my grandma. makes me gag

did you at least get good money for it?

[Guest my uncle]

did you at least get good money for it?

no. in my dream my mice were loose and i trying to catch them but one turned into a cat and attacked.

im real sad though cause one of them got sick last night. i held her a bunch and put her on a mound of t.p and attempted giving her water and food by hand. but this morning she had died, :[

[redgrail]

shiiiiiii....

two of my good friends are semi-dating it's not committed/serious/whatever. the girl confessed to me she was in love with du. du just looking for some fucky fucky. last night, du tells me he's got another girly.

so i either have to betray his trust and tell the girl about it, potentially saving her from broken heart syndrome. Or keep my mouth shut and letting du be a dick to my friend.

fuckkkk who am I supposed to be helping out here?

[jeepster]

I kissed the girl I'm seeing in public, just a cheek kiss, nothing like drastic or like, intense and she got steamed

I don't have the balls to tell her to break up with her boyfriend though. Dude is like 500 miles away and sounds like a dick now that she tells me about their relationship.

would I just be breakin my own heart if I asked her that anyways considering school is done in less than 2 weeks?

sigh. goddamn interpersonal/romantic entanglement.

[M.O.A]

im tired of bitches fucking around

either you are down or you are not

[branespload]

To counter the best day I've had in a minute (wed) I had a terrible day today

overslept, got my physics questions wrong,

failed hardest chem exam i've ever taken. maybe 1 person finished within the time crunch.

lastly

my second home, the study room

Arkenstone in ruins before midterms. Like the forces of evil have sabotaged the scholarly's safe-haven from the temptations of procrastination and social life.

[stayhandsome]

last night i shotgunned my first beer. we threw a knife into the ceiling then stood under while doing so to ensure a quick shotgun.

today i came home for lunch to my roommate and visiting friend from detroit named t-bone working out with a weight bar that had bricks duct taped to the ends.

it took 3 tries to get the knife to stick in the ceiling. it's funny because we live under two librarians.

[Jimbo69]

thats not that bad

i had just started to study for a BC test when the fucking power went out for 4 hours

Ive never been that angry in my life

Edit: Irvine bitches be high quality (but stoops)

no need to study

[Guest bambam]

i got caught stealing from walmart

fucking walmart goddamn..

[redgrail]

well you shouldn't have been stealing you retard.

[Guest bambam]

don't get high and mighty with me man it's fucking walmart

[Jimbo69]

you realize that stealing raises prices because they factor in the risk of an object being stolen into its price

walmart generally serves lower income families so you are pretty much stealing from the poor

[redgrail]

don't give a shit, it's stealing you dumbass.

fuck a thief and fuck a walmart.

[Guest jcpennydatazz]

you realize that stealing raises prices because they factor in the risk of an object being stolen into its price

walmart generally serves lower income families so you are pretty much stealing from the poor

bitch, it's walmart

[timber]

I worked at Walmart as a promo-person for Garnier/L'Oreal and they had a undercover cop stand at the end of my row for a few hours each shift and watch me to make sure I didn't steal anything.

[xh0llyw00dxx]

bitch, it's walmart

No its jcpenny

[Jimbo69]

i forgot the 10

[Guest bambam]

I worked at Walmart as a promo-person for Garnier/L'Oreal and they had a undercover cop stand at the end of my row for a few hours each shift and watch me to make sure I didn't steal anything.

my friend got lurked by an undercover shopper too, there was such beef cause he had weed in dimes on him and was being threatened with charge of possession w/ intent to distribute as well :eek:

[sistersuzie]

daddy is not home and i'm starvin'

[goat]

when in doubt

go to belle pro

or mikes subs

[sistersuzie]

that's not fulfilling my thirst