superconfessional

[gramps]

i sent micks a naughty pic and he just gave his brother his password...ummmm, yeah.

sup salaryman.

Qui est Micks? (I speak this language)

[salaryman]

what up.

I just put some tandoori chicken in a toasted pita,

Gonna drink kool aid and watch cool runnings.

"kissing an egg ain't no kinda style mannn."

[salaryman]

All I'm saying, mon, is if we walk Jamaican, talk Jamaican, and is Jamaican, then we sure as hell better bobsled Jamaican.

[sistersuzie]

do you smoke jamaican too?

[julzkind]

Qui est Micks? (I speak this language)

thatd be the husband he must change password cause curiousity gets the best of us...

what up.

I just put some tandoori chicken in a toasted pita,

Gonna drink kool aid and watch cool runnings.

"kissing an egg ain't no kinda style mannn."

sounds like an amazing night!! i made some fattoush, had some kool aid too n watched prom night (nothing else was on )

[Sayword]

yo let me see that pic

[DüM]

I was just let go from my shitty ass go-kart job. I hated working there with/for rednecks but fuck now I'm going to need something else to fund my jawns.

[Sayword]

so you are not in school?

[dino might]

Moms is batshit crazy if she thinks she's getting any mothers day gift from me

[samsikle]

Moms is batshit crazy if she thinks she's getting any mothers day gift from me

macaroni picture frame, boo. or spice rack?

[cinderella]

NECKLACE MADE OF PAPER BEADS????

i have a folder on my computer full of pictures taken of me while drunk. I think they're so funny the next day, but I doubt anyone else would think so.

[dismalfuture]

i've been away from home for three days, extremely sleep deprived, and sleep in the BMW 325i that my parents lease for me or bum internet off starbucks on my iPhone.

but i don't want to go back home yet. my mom wants me to come back on friday to eat dinner before she leaves for business, which means i have to see my dad..

This part is fixed

i don't know how the conversation will go, he expressed an apology in a letter but i don't know what to think.

i just want to sleep right now, but i have nowhere to sleep..

This part is pure bitchassness. Your dad should've just written you a letter saying you're being a bitchass.

[Lab]

i've been away from home for three days, extremely sleep deprived, and sleep in the car or bum internet off starbucks.

but i don't want to go back home yet. my mom wants me to come back on friday to eat dinner before she leaves for business, which means i have to see my dad..

i don't know how the conversation will go, he expressed an apology in a letter but i don't know what to think.

i just want to sleep right now, but i have nowhere to sleep..

family is all u got in this world mang

own up u cant b treatin ur blood like that

[DüM]

so you are not in school?

I'm in my last quarter at the CC here and I'll have my AA. Not ready to transfer yet though, need to figure out where exactly I want to try to get into and also build a better portfolio.

[skistar]

/shit I FUCKING hate...

if I see one more motherfucker wearing an Ed Hardy or Affliction t shirt tonight I will stab the faggot in the throat with a pool cue.

[dismalfuture]

rainy day.

i need a phone call.

i need a woman.

i need a ham sandwich.

i need new jawnz.

[yannickl]

rainy day.

i need a phone call.

i need a woman.

i need a ham sandwich.

i need new jawnz.

gimme your number

[pieiskewl]

Moms is batshit crazy if she thinks she's getting any mothers day gift from me

I avoid mother's day gifts,because my mom's birthday is today. So I just throw the 2 together.

[Billy.Barbados]

rainy day.

i need a phone call.

i need a woman.

i need a ham sandwich.

i need new jawnz.

You need a woman? Take your dog for a walk. haha

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

/shit I FUCKING hate...

if I see one more motherfucker wearing an Ed Hardy or Affliction t shirt tonight I will stab the faggot in the throat with a pool cue.

My friend started going from wearing no name brands to wearing these brands.

Since I'm considered "into fashion" they associate ed hardy/affliction with higher end fashion.

Convo went something like this.

Him - "Sup dude, like my new Ed Hardy Tee? Got it at TJ Maxx"

Me - "Uh yeah its cool. I'd never wear that though."

Him - "Why not? Ed Hardy is expensive, you like expensive stuff."

Me - "Eh just not into Ed Hardy. When I think of that brand all I can picture are a bunch of cocky pasty white Russian kids that want to be Italian going 'yo brah' while staying posted up on some wall smoking parliaments in NYC."

Him - "Well I'm not from NYC, this stuff is tight though. It's expensive but I got it for mad cheap from TJ Maxx. Got really lucky, major price reduction. I always got some Se7en jeans and true religions."

Me - "Haha."

Him - "You should see my Affliction tee. You should buy some Affliction tees, they suite your style."

Me - "What the hell is Affliction?"

Him - "What? You don't know what Affliction is? It's a really popular brand dude! You wear stuff that no one knows but you don't even know what a popular brand like Affliction is haha."

The convo continues with him showing off his collection expecting me to go "CONGRATS DUDE YOURE SO COOL I WISH I WERE YOU."

no.

[dunkin deeznuts]

e0d9n0b5 new sig is making it more difficult for me to peruse sufu at work.....

DAMN U e0d9n0b5

[lawless]

My friend started going from wearing no name brands to wearing these brands.

Since I'm considered "into fashion" they associate ed hardy/affliction with higher end fashion.

Convo went something like this.

Him - "Sup dude, like my new Ed Hardy Tee? Got it at TJ Maxx"

Me - "Uh yeah its cool. I'd never wear that though."

Him - "Why not? Ed Hardy is expensive, you like expensive stuff."

Me - "Eh just not into Ed Hardy. When I think of that brand all I can picture are a bunch of cocky pasty white Russian kids that want to be Italian going 'yo brah' while staying posted up on some wall smoking parliaments in NYC."

Him - "Well I'm not from NYC, this stuff is tight though. It's expensive but I got it for mad cheap from TJ Maxx. Got really lucky, major price reduction. I always got some Se7en jeans and true religions."

Me - "Haha."

Him - "You should see my Affliction tee. You should buy some Affliction tees, they suite your style."

Me - "What the hell is Affliction?"

Him - "What? You don't know what Affliction is? It's a really popular brand dude! You wear stuff that no one knows but you don't even know what a popular brand like Affliction is haha."

The convo continues with him showing off his collection expecting me to go "CONGRATS DUDE YOURE SO COOL I WISH I WERE YOU."

no.

this convo never happened. for starters there's not enough "bro" and "dude" utilized.

[newaesthetic]

My friend started going from wearing no name brands to wearing these brands.

I can't stand people like this.

My first day at the new job isn't until Sunday and I've already drawn up a rough list of where I plan on putting money for the next two months. Figure planning ahead might save money. Due to the unique structure of the job, I'm planning on just working every single day until my body calls it quits, then take a day off. Figure there's a lot less chances to waste money if I'm always working or sleeping. But the online stuff, it tempts me.

I'm still trying to figure out a way to stay on at my current job for as little time per week as possible though. I want to hit the staff party in the summer, and continue trying to bed a super-hot 19yo coworker.

[jeepster]

ffffffffuuuuuu

wish I wasn't broke so I could cop N(N) tank on ebay

[icandunkonu]

i wish i copped those clarks dessert boots when they were on sale a few months back, i don't feel like paying full price

[Guest umhaha84]

went to casino, ended up walking out with extra $400 in my pocket.

Fuck yeah

[billy.]

everytime i scroll down and see the "guilty" tag i read it as "billy" for a second.

[whitney]

from far away (always a tiny font on iphone concept) I thought my uncle was my undies, when it first started posting.

[minou]

from far away (always a tiny font on iphone concept) I thought my uncle was my undies, when it first started posting.

i totally love how you used the word it.

[Guest my uncle]

i dont totally love it