superconfessional

[sounddumber]

when in doubt

go to belle pro

or mikes subs

lol ill bring you to the most ghetto belle pro in mtl where hookers, american kids and street thugs collide

[julianREE]

i've finally come home and ate dinner. i think my dad just wants to forget about the whole ordeal as there wasn't a mention of it.. i'll take it as it is..

and i got rejected for the second time two years in a row from the school i was trying to get into.. its not a good period in my life..

drink away the problems..

[ghostdeini]

10 characters

[GiZMO]

Some friends and I have started a band. Out of the four of us, only one of us is musically competent and a decent musician. Despite this fact, we have a small following and are doing a show in May.

In recent weeks, my biggest fantasies has been to perform to a large audience, songs written of rawest emotion, to have at least a hundred people know my name and many more to sing along.

This fantasy does not end with a sense of accomplishment or satisfaction but with myself no longer living. As co-song writer and lyricist I have already begun leaving bread crumbs of my vision.

[Guest my uncle]

i just got home. im not sure how long i was sleeping in my car in front of my friends house. but im pissed. f that guy.

[Chris-Craft]

dont worry bout it girl. i would pay DOUBLE what he would.

[Guest my uncle]

it aint even like that. i gotta huge crush on the dude.

we've already had sex but not no mo' cause he has a gf.

[034936]

no mo' as in, nothing more? or no longer?

what more is there to do?

[Guest my uncle]

no mo' as in, nothing more? or no longer?

what more is there to do?

no longer, mang

[newaesthetic]

Oh man. I have been up for 28 hours at this point. Started yesterday by waking up early, doing an assignment, and taking the 2hr bus to campus to drop it off. My prof was nowhere to be found, couldn't get a hold of him at all, so dropped it in the box and left. It's important but at this point, fuck it. 2hr back to town to head to my last shift at my current job, at least for the forseeable future. The bar is pretty dead, one of the other cute servers I've been getting to know better convinces me to stay and have some drinks with her. A few of us start getting rounds of shots, and when we close up I invited a few people back to my place.

We arrive, break open booze, and start drinking more. Flirting pretty heavily with her, she mentions a bf who's away on tour. We talked about what we've all tried in the past. Say I've never tried c... and then an hour later it's sitting there on the table.

Stayed up with her all night talking, copped a feel, lots of joking... but she had to head to her other job for a meeting this morning and the other guys wouldn't get a hint. so they left and I went with her on the bus (wouldn't accept cash for a cab).

Now I am wired, but realize I have to sleep at some point because I a) have to see the ex at a show tonight, sure to be fucking awkward, and have to be up at 6am tomorrow to head to the new job. This girl paid my tab at work, bought the shit at my house... damn it. Want badly.

(and she's a year older. excellent)

(holy fuck sorry for lots of text)

[Guest my uncle]

sounds like a cool night.

[mrip]

it's funny because we live under two librarians.

are they hot

i got caught stealing from walmart

fucking walmart goddamn..

step up your shoplifting game

what did you steal and how did you get caught

[Guest my uncle]

i stole an 80 dollar dress from macys in san francisco. way cute, y0

[icandunkonu]

partied hard at Boston College all night, i'm fairly sure i've been banned from campus, gotta write a letter tot the police chief of boston to get that ban lifted, but it was an awesome night

[sawn-off chef]

theres a story in that icandunkonu tell us!

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

Well I wanted to be friends with you. But you killed me off for dumb reasons.

Now you're doing the clothing thing that was meant to be a joint venture, by yourself.

I realize I should just be a dick to you....

Well I love your sister and your sister loves me.

I just want you to have images of her sucking my dick in your head, because she will be doing that a lot this summer.

Oh and I want you to picture her with her cute smile, me looking at her, watching the cum slowly fall down her lips.....yummy.

[Guest bambam]

are they hot

step up your shoplifting game

what did you steal and how did you get caught

gum chapstick and red bull :o:o

far from my first offense though luckily they didnt know that. i was wearing a wlmart sweater when they took me in, i play a stolen copy of left4bread, have 3 of their hoodies, and have taken zilllllion snacks

[weidna]

me n some bros are about to eat a bunch of mushrooms and wander around mission beach san diego on a warm and sunny day.

party.

[JuvenileDelinquent]

I have a friend just like bambam. Dude steals all sorts of things. One time, he stole lube and country erasers and brought it to class. The last i talked to him, he was smoking pot and telling me to enlightment myself by watching more porn and eating less.

[Guest bambam]

ur friend sounds like a smart guy

[M.O.A]

goddamn I hate that she is the most wonderful, caring, intelligent person in my life

FML

i need to move to san francisco and get away from cascadia for a bit

anyone got a couch?

[please underestimate]

im downloading a shitload of pokemon songs right now

you all know this one

[yoallanface]

^i owe you rep

cant forget this jawn

9_6f6DWp7Nk

[DüM]

kix, this is the plan.

tomorrow I will steal two go-karts and drive down to your house. I think this will probably take me a little under 10 hours assuming I can drive on the freeway and that towing another kart is even possible.

From then only good things can happen.

where's carl's ass at? too cool for the internet now I think.

[please underestimate]

lol how bout this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWiN2_nQdQs

[samsikle]

(to dum) you, mikey, and carl need to come visit me. NOW. jermaine, when do you turn 21 now?

[DüM]

mid august

10 chars

[M.O.A]

Carl is gonna be here in the end of may... 22-29 i think... something like that

should be epic

[M.O.A]

you guys have a lot of rep holy fucking lord

PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE INTERNETZ

[M.O.A]

(to dum) you, mikey, and carl need to come visit me. NOW. jermaine, when do you turn 21 now?

SAMMMMMM

are you 21 now?

Ima take you to dinner

*edit- triple consecutive post FTL