superconfessional

[bouwnt]

you guys are silly!!

i don't think you understand how we work!

"now is ur pussey bleeding or ar eyu just happy to see me"

"nice lips bitch"

"hi babeu. are u a midget with no legs? cause i wanna have sex with u"

whiche~ver one of these work call me back let's dooo this

[bouwnt]

[Bona Drag]

"nice lips bitch"

l SEEN U JOCKlN ON ME CUZ I GOT A MERCEDES AND U KNO ABOUT MY LADY

[DaBestSpoona]

my dog eats her own poop sometimes. I will be sitting down with the dog and having a workshop with her on that in the near future, since we are to have dinner guests over sometime this weekend.

She's a puppy, she's either curious or not getting enough nutrition.

[sistersuzie]

"now is ur pussey bleeding or ar eyu just happy to see me"

"nice lips bitch"

"hi babeu. are u a midget with no legs? cause i wanna have sex with u"

whiche~ver one of these work call me back let's dooo this

i take everything on the menu!!

can i get it delivered please

[Gouf]

well, all the chicks i know talk about sex pretty often.

either they got it, or not. and no matter how they live their sexual life.

i guess it can also be sometimes easier to express those feelings and tensions to other girls, as you don't feel like they gonna try to "hit it" because you talkin' bout it. hear me?

that being said,

i'm patiently (aggressively) waiting for my charming prince!|!!

soon, soon

No suze. You talk about sex like you need some dick, but it sounds like youre holding out for some pretend tart.

But hey

do watchu gotta do

[Servo2000]

I had to wash my cheap mondays since they were fucking rank and now I'm sporting the true-blood butt tight emo pants look and it hurts my balls

please stretch quickly, pants

[DaBestSpoona]

^

Do a lot horse stance squats

[High Monika]

PLAY MONITUFF's VIDEO AND WATCH BOUWNT's GIFS.

IT. IS. RELIGIOUS.

[Gouf]

wow people still wear cheap mondays?

[Servo2000]

Yeah, why not?

I mean, why the fuck would I pay more than $20 for a pair of jeans i oil

paint in?

[Gouf]

hey ther take it eaz, i still rawk apc, wuz jst askin boyy

[homi29]

my work thinks i have swine flu

[Servo2000]

hey ther take it eaz, i still rawk apc, wuz jst askin boyy

i don't mean anything by it

i just swear a lot

[nf one]

dx8r-TiLSVg

[pieiskewl]

I wish I never made a facebook.

[the Repeater]

wut ?

Like "you" would be like "yoy" or "yoi" though we says yuu.

Don get? And why's "yes" all "yis" instead of "yehs?"

Y'all talks funnayyys.

[the Repeater]

Also, girls are all in heat the minute they don't have to wear pants all the time. Having a girlfriend you're just not that into is ridics.

[samsikle]

i feel like the biggest jerk. so for my birthday, i had a french exam that day, and i decided not to go. i haven't been to class for maybe two weeks. today i see my french professor and it just so happens that on exam day, they threw a surprise birthday party for me in class. my professor bought me a cake, and SURPRISE! i wasn't there. i'm so embarassed. i just got the card that everyone signed for me. i'm going to cook for everyone on monday

[transactionfee]

i feel like the biggest jerk. so for my birthday, i had a french exam that day, and i decided not to go. i haven't been to class for maybe two weeks. today i see my french professor and it just so happens that on exam day, they threw a surprise birthday party for me in class. my professor bought me a cake, and SURPRISE! i wasn't there. i'm so embarassed. i just got the card that everyone signed for me. i'm going to cook for everyone on monday

He wants you to suck his dick because i see no reason why a grown ass person would bring a pupil some sweets or treats unless he wants you to earn that 'A' the easy way. Or you just may have very nice teach/classmates...dunno i got a going away 'surprise' party when I was an exchange student....a traumatic event in my life...being away from home when I was 10. Cake was good.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

i told you to go

[evisu 2000]

i remember that

[samsikle]

He wants you to suck his dick because i see no reason why a grown ass person would bring a pupil some sweets or treats unless he wants you to earn that 'A' the easy way. Or you just may have very nice teach/classmates...dunno i got a going away 'surprise' party when I was an exchange student....a traumatic event in my life...being away from home when I was 10. Cake was good.

trannyfee, quit being a creep. my professor is a woman. it's a rather small class so we're all really cool.

i know i should have listened to you calvin! dangit

[branespload]

why would anyone ditch class??

especially if there was an exam?

my birthday was yesterday and i spent it acing my research proposal and finishing all my calc homework 2 days ahead of time so i had room to study for my midterm this friday

oh wait i have no life nvm

[DüM]

why would anyone ditch class??

especially if there was an exam?

this sort of answers itself

have you never ditched a class?

[branespload]

i've never ditched class when there was a midterm or anything, no.. in fact, thats when i see most people actually show up to class.. when there is a test..

[yoallanface]

got big exam tomorrow, started studying a few minutes ago..... aim is mad distracting!

edit: calvin oscar is mad distracting

[samsikle]

that's the first exam i ditched ever. it was because i was ridiculously unprepared.

[destructodisk]

i'll ditch class if it's cloudy outside

but i've never missed an exam...

[redgrail]

Oh man, that sucks...

I just ran into a prof whose class I've been avoiding for a week.. He guiltripped the shit out of me. Now I have to do well on the exam to prove that I love him or he'll lower my grade for participation for sure.