superconfessional

[jeepster]

This can't be real. What kind of alternate, Maserati-driving, threesome-having world are you living in?

Seoul is actually the Fields of Elysium.

(not Kodiak, for reference)

[dismalfuture]

This can't be real. What kind of alternate, Maserati-driving, threesome-having world are you living in?

It's all just a bag of tricks my friend. I could make your girlfriend eat my doo doo if I wanted to, it's all how you phrase the question.

[dismalfuture]

My girlfriend said she is looking for a girl with big boobs too, which I will not be complaining about. She wants a petite girl who's a little thick, pretty young, nicely shaped face, and innocent. I will update on my girlfriend's girlfriend search.

[ghostdeini]

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[gramps]

I'm gonna try this as well since I know the girl I'm seeing is bi. Too bad there's only like 2 weeks of school left. Shit.

Are you a freshman Jeep? Get on it, every girl is bi for about five minutes in first year. It's part of a set of phylogenetic phases that also includes "smoking when drunk" ,"wearing silly brooches", and "voting for the guy that dad hates."

[dismalfuture]

what you need... is to go on vacation somewhere with your GF and a couple of other girls and guys. I had my first FFM experience at a beach house. something about being stuck in the same space with booze and time to kill makes people want to have sex with each other.

I know this man, go back about 3000 pages and you can read my story.

This time though, I am hoping for my girlfriend that she picks a pretty attractive girlfriend; she has pretty snobby taste and can be mean at times (which is pretty sexy) so I think she could do alright. Since we live together, I'm thinking it will be pretty cool, to have two girlfriends. Like a 3 person family, plus the dog. I will make breakfast for everyone, it will be like French people.

[redgrail]

Tips on how to make girl eat doo doo pls???

[dismalfuture]

you gotta make the girl tell you that she loves you and put her in the position of having to prove it, and then you lightly suggest the doo doo eating. If she backs out, you can make a bet on it, like 'if you eat the doo doo, i'll give you ten bucks' and don't give her any time to realize what ten dollars is.

[mr fluffernutter]

at the moment i have to turn my toilet off so i cant pee and i've been holding it in for a while

[dismalfuture]

you are white, you can just pee in the sink and nobody will care

[mr fluffernutter]

I've never heard that one before. Is that a reference to something or are you an IDIOT?

[dismalfuture]

i am referring to your being white, and we all know white people pee in the sink sometimes

[mr fluffernutter]

When were babies..

[dismalfuture]

I am still 100% convinced that the powers that be mandate dormitory living for freshman college students just so that everyone learns that the white man who holds down the civilized world also happens to use the sink as a toilet sometimes. And that's all.

[mr fluffernutter]

Hey now

Bros are a different breed of white man

[evisu 2000]

don't french people piss in the sink

[mr fluffernutter]

It's rather tempting because I really have to go but I don't think I can bring myself to do it IN MY OWN HOME especially

[digital_denim]

How about in the shower?

[ProfMonnitoff]

ive done it before

back in the days of sneaking out at night, all the toilets in the house were within audible range of my parents' bedroom, so i had to swallow my pride, pee in the sink, and then clean it as well as possible.

[mr fluffernutter]

thats a different story for another thread (we have that one somewhere)

[mrip]

wasnt there a thread about peeing in the sink

[redgrail]

I'm not ashamed of peeing in the sink.

It's happened several times when I've been too drunk to hold it in and all the bathrooms are taken. No big. Urine is pretty clean.

[lawless]

sometimes when i'm too drunk to go to the bathroom I'll finish a water bottle i've got laying around my room and pee in it. to my surprise I almost always make in the the bottle

yea i kno i'ma durty mofucka

[Bona Drag]

i'm living a mcd's value menu kind of lifestyle rite now

[sounddumber]

im a dollar menu millionaire

[High Monika]

You're an idiot.

[sistersuzie]

don't french people piss in the sink

How about in the shower?

it's better than on the side of the highway

[sounddumber]

You're an idiot.

youre mad cause i smoked weed with your internet goddess

holla back

[ProfMonnitoff]

^ shits played

[sounddumber]

^ shits played

i agree

but dus are still hatin on me for being me

so whatevs