superconfessional

[Bona Drag]

there needs to be a machine that instantly conjures up an eightball.

its called a dopeboy on da grind

[iralex]

I was joking with my friends this morning and the principal over heard us and now we have in school suspension through wednesday D:

[Osmosis Jones]

^

damn, what'd you say?

after talking to my ex, we agreed to pretty much not bring up the past whether it was good or bad. just start fresh.

[sounddumber]

i like girls with flaws

braces, mild acne and shit like that

[redX]

as in a fresh freindship or relationship? i'm confus

[Osmosis Jones]

^who are you talking to?

if you're speaking to me, then friendship rather than relationship. i think we're both pretty stubborn about getting back together.

[branespload]

didn't you make her suck your dick to show to the internet??

[Osmosis Jones]

that was a different girl.

she has her own set of videos and photos. but, it wouldn't be cool to post them.

[icandunkonu]

it'd be cool to pm them though(5)

[Osmosis Jones]

perhaps...

nah, i'm 99% sure that i don't even have the videos anymore because my computer crashed and HP just does a mandatory format when you send your computer in.

[sistersuzie]

about 4 years ago, i was on my roommate computer (cause mine had crashed and he didn't mind me using his while he was at work)..

so anyways.

i was trying to find the music folder when i found pictures of a chick sucking his dick

(the chick was like one of my best friend from hs ahahha)

[wesc]

and thats how it stuff ends up on jj.am

[Osmosis Jones]

we've all seen these before...

[cyberPUNK]

who are these chicks that let guys take photos and shit?

...pm me with contact details.

[Osmosis Jones]

naive ones. just like my ex...

i always put it into a lighter mood and try to joke around but at the same time, keep saying "we have to do it. it's our duty. to make a blowjob video for superfuture. it'll be hella fun!"

somehow that works...

[Gravitas]

I wish I had symmetrical abs.

Edit:

i constantly lie about smoking. people are too judgmental.

I hate this but I don't lie. I usually justify my drug use as responsible and a decision I research for each case.

I was joking with my friends this morning and the principal over heard us and now we have in school suspension through wednesday D:

That sucks, I guess be more careful. Sophomore year on the first day I smoked before school and in homeroom the teacher walked down my row and said, "Someone is smoking before school already." I think she thinks it was a "thug" or something though.

[cernunnos]

i'm glad i have asymmetrical balls

[Osmosis Jones]

I wish I had symmetrical abs.

you been doing a lot of these?

[Gravitas]

^^^

Haha, no, it's natural, not a result of exercise.

[redX]

^who are you talking to?

if you're speaking to me, then friendship rather than relationship. i think we're both pretty stubborn about getting back together.

ya i was talkin' to you

somehow someone always posts before i want to post... sucks

[willy cheesesteak]

clueless on tbs right now

[willy cheesesteak]

lulz @ the tardy awards scene right nao and the azn not being tardy once.

god alicia silverstone was so hot.

[barcelona]

i'm pretty much broke, and i have no job or prospects.

i wasnt stressin cause i had these badass government bond investments to cash but shit went down and i cant cash them till next march, even though they have already matured. FUCK.

[inaya]

lulz @ the tardy awards scene right nao and the azn not being tardy once.

god alicia silverstone was so hot.

it's all about stacey dash.

[ROYALEFATALE]

i HATE CIGARETTES and would probably not put up with them

srsly, nothing attractive about homegirl's mouth tasting like an ashtray, i almost walked out on a bitch because of it

[jeepster]

srsly, nothing attractive about homegirl's mouth tasting like an ashtray, i almost walked out on a bitch because of it

key word.

(10)

[ROYALEFATALE]

word i can still fuck with that, no seconds tho

[dismalfuture]

I just talked my girlfriend into looking for her own girlfriend, that we can share. I even put a $10 bet on it to make it sweeter. We went through pics online and decided she wants a girlfriend like Sawajiri Erika.

[jeepster]

I just talked my girlfriend into looking for her own girlfriend, that we can share. I even put a $10 bet on it to make it sweeter. We went through pics online and decided she wants a girlfriend like Sawajiri Erika.

I'm gonna try this as well since I know the girl I'm seeing is bi. Too bad there's only like 2 weeks of school left. Shit.

[redgrail]

I just talked my girlfriend into looking for her own girlfriend, that we can share. I even put a $10 bet on it to make it sweeter. We went through pics online and decided she wants a girlfriend like Sawajiri Erika.

This can't be real. What kind of alternate, Maserati-driving, threesome-having world are you living in?