superconfessional

[pieiskewl]

Bottom line is when bitches ask me how their new perfume smells, I let them know, they smell like diarrhea.

[freecat]

first time i'm on my laptop since friday. i still think we're on friday. went for open air and parties all week end ...

[Vaclav]

Some days I don't, say what's truth on, the internet .

[ojjairus]

hooked with some beezy at a frat party wondering if i shoulda got name/number

[redgrail]

^That's riveting reading...

Also, chances are she was drunk off her ass and wouldn't remember you in daylight.

Always be closing, brutha.

[6ixes&7evens]

^That's riveting reading...

Also, chances are she was drunk off her ass and wouldn't remember you in daylight.

Always be closing, brutha.

this happens too often if i ever hook up intoxicated i just ignore ignore ignore when sober xcept for the first time thats when i learned

[bouwnt]

[M.O.A]

Stuck in the Tokyo airport for an indefinite amount of time

really want a fucking cig

[NatseOklim]

Stuck in the Tokyo airport for an indefinite amount of time

really want a fucking cig

Missed my plane there once and had to spend the whole night in Narita, the place CLOSES at about 11 and we get shepherded up into the train station for the rest of the night.

[M.O.A]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

need cigs where to cop

vending machines?

[dismalfuture]

duty free stores are all over. Gotta buy a carton though, but not a terrible proposition, considering Narita still has tons of smoking rooms

[M.O.A]

getting shuffled into line and being put on a bus to take us to some mystery hotel

[Pandemonium]

creative writing subjects are pointless and shitty.

too subjective.

the only objective thing you can do is suck someone's cawk for grades.

[Mr Waffles]

have not heard from kix since this bus hearding.

[dismalfuture]

The dream I had last night:

Nude waterpark with epic waterslide of waterslides, it was fast as fuck and like 3 miles long and floating in mid air

it was all in the Jurassic period

There were a lot of naked Japanese women around

There was scat play

A demonstration occurred at some point, where J beezy asses were vacuumed until empty with a hand pump that looked like a huge syringe, the canister of poo put into a machine ever so discreetly, and seconds later, fresh popcorn came out, and I was cracking up

I was trying to get a cranberry juice but couldn't

[e0d9n0b5]

me too, man

[jeepster]

I would want a cranberry + vodka

[Mr Waffles]

it was all smooth until you got to the scat play.

[dismalfuture]

come on, the poo recycling machine that makes popcorn from Japanese girl poo is a pretty genius idea man...

[julzkind]

thank you so much everyone for the well wishes!

the wedding went well n now im in columbus...already moved in!!

and i cant sleep.

[evisu 2000]

food and stoolz to the victimz

[jeepster]

[Mr Waffles]

not a big popcorn fan. how about jolly ranchers or something?

[baoweezy]

haven't been here in a bit....

[dismalfuture]

does julzkind's life somehow progress 400X faster than anyone elses on here? holy shit woman.

Mr Waffles, the poo recycler can't create something from nothing. I was just assuming Japanese girl poo had lots of corn in it, and the poo recycling machine somehow separated, dehydrated, and popped in an automated process.

Japanese people like corn.

[dismalfuture]

I am gonna go eat chili and a grilled cheeseand forget this ever happened.

[jeepster]

dismal just pulled a Julian!

[e0d9n0b5]

[6ixes&7evens]

[sawyer]

hey ednoob this gif new to the internet?

waiting to see it reposted somewhere later this month with a jj.am or albinoblacksheep watermark

i keep watching his shoes and hat fall off