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@_@

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:(

and here i was thinking that the scissoring we partook in was something special.

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why pierre?

i was thinking faris or yousef.

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Because my name is Pierre. :)

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inshallah (god willing)

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I live with my girlfriend now, in the same apt building as my exgf. Went outside for a smoke a moment ago, and saw my exgf waiting for a ride, all dolled up and looking a lot better than I ever remembered her looking. She was causing the moped fried chicken delivery guys to almost crash and people were gawking, and I was feeling pretty awkward, since I came out to take out the trash. Always an AA white v neck and rolled up APCs and Repettos for the past 4 days concept smoking menthols while seeing your exgf go on dates in gold heels and miniskirts concept.

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I live with my girlfriend now, in the same apt building as my exgf. Went outside for a smoke a moment ago, and saw my exgf waiting for a ride, all dolled up and looking a lot better than I ever remembered her looking. She was causing the moped fried chicken delivery guys to almost crash and people were gawking, and I was feeling pretty awkward, since I came out to take out the trash. Always an AA white v neck and rolled up APCs and Repettos for the past 4 days concept smoking menthols while seeing your exgf go on dates in gold heels and miniskirts concept.

i'm happy for you and winq!

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and here i was thinking that the scissoring we partook in was something special.

WTF l THOUGHT WE WAS EXCLUSIVE

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omg!! congratulations julz :) :) :) too bad we can't have a superfuture bachelorettes party

thank you sam!!! i wish, that would be some fucking party tho!

Congrats, seems quite quick though if I remember your previous posts correctly?

thank you! and yeah, it is quite quick! but, whats the wait for?

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wow gouf. that was just a huge debbie downer compared to the last few posts .......

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SUPERCONFESSION...

im getting married this sunday.

:o

Congratulations.

And you can keep our stupid son.

I always thought he looked too much like the monkey from aladdin anyway.

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haha, it's funny that you mention rapping, because i have a cd coming out soon...

seriously though, i think i'm gonna stick to being an english major, that's what i'm best at.

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and here i was thinking that the scissoring we partook in was something special.
WTF l THOUGHT WE WAS EXCLUSIVE

....im man enough for all of you?

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Just when I thought I would finally do my taxes and bring all my invoices to my accountant, my printer breaks down. Have to postpone it.

A guy I had messaged very enthousiastically after eye contact completely ignores me.

I bought something on sufu I was excited about, but after almost two weeks it's still not here.

Everything I initiate ends in disappointment this week.

Is this a confession. Or is it just complaining

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today i was bastardized by my dad for my clothing tastes :(

things escalated and got out of hand... but eventually smoothed out.

must we all be built around conformity and societies standards.....

:sigh: w/e

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today i was bastardized by my dad for my clothing tastes :(

things escalated and got out of hand... but eventually smoothed out.

must we all be built around conformity and societies standards.....

:sigh: w/e

asian parents are fucking nuts.

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today i was bastardized by my dad for my clothing tastes :(

things escalated and got out of hand... but eventually smoothed out.

must we all be built around conformity and societies standards.....

:sigh: w/e

2 years ago when i started to dress in skinnier clothing my mom thought i was turning into a girl.

i just told her: mom, i'm still a dude, i just like men.

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2 years ago when i started to dress in skinnier clothing my mom thought i was turning into a girl.

i just told her: mom, i'm still a dude, i just like men.

hahahaha

i have short hair, so apparently im a lesbian.

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can't leave us hangin like that gouf - jumper? wrists? drugs? self inflicted gun wound?

need 2 know.

a woman jumped off my building and landed right outside my window this morning. Just so happened to wake up 5 minutes before she did it.. I was ready to sleep for another two hours when I heard her hit the ground like a low caliber gunshot.

dont think il ever forget the peaceful look she had on her face

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Congratulations.

And you can keep our stupid son.

I always thought he looked too much like the monkey from aladdin anyway.

haha, thank you!!

leave our abu alone! its my dads arab genes that make him so hairy. =/

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