superconfessional

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I am the creepiest person I know.

[Billy.Barbados]

today i was bastardized by my dad for my clothing tastes

things escalated and got out of hand... but eventually smoothed out.

must we all be built around conformity and societies standards.....

:sigh: w/e

My father just makes fun of my brother for his taste in clothes, I don't think they've ever really argued. Then again I don't really know what motivates people to wear clothes far too big and their pants down below their ass, hopefully that style of clothing isn't what tickles your fancy.

[pieiskewl]

i think my sense of smell is somehow messed up.

my nose/brain somehow interpreted a girl's perfume as diarrhea smell.

i wonder if it did smell like diarrhea, or if my nose is that fucked up.

[tangerine]

Diarrhea is the new musk.

[todesengel]

i think my sense of smell is somehow messed up.

my nose/brain somehow interpreted a girl's perfume as diarrhea smell.

i wonder if it did smell like diarrhea, or if my nose is that fucked up.

brain tumor

[pieiskewl]

I haven't had a seizure yet, so I guess I can cross tumors off?

And it wasn't like an intense shit smell, but like that sickly sweet smell that comes with diarrhea after you've been eat a lot of fruits or whatever. Anyone even know what I'm talking about?

[icandunkonu]

cerebral metastic melanoma perhaps?

[pieiskewl]

Bottom line is when bitches ask me how their new perfume smells, I let them know, they smell like diarrhea.

[freecat]

first time i'm on my laptop since friday. i still think we're on friday. went for open air and parties all week end ...

[Vaclav]

Some days I don't, say what's truth on, the internet .

[ojjairus]

hooked with some beezy at a frat party wondering if i shoulda got name/number

[redgrail]

^That's riveting reading...

Also, chances are she was drunk off her ass and wouldn't remember you in daylight.

Always be closing, brutha.

[6ixes&7evens]

^That's riveting reading...

Also, chances are she was drunk off her ass and wouldn't remember you in daylight.

Always be closing, brutha.

this happens too often if i ever hook up intoxicated i just ignore ignore ignore when sober xcept for the first time thats when i learned

[bouwnt]

[M.O.A]

Stuck in the Tokyo airport for an indefinite amount of time

really want a fucking cig

[NatseOklim]

Stuck in the Tokyo airport for an indefinite amount of time

really want a fucking cig

Missed my plane there once and had to spend the whole night in Narita, the place CLOSES at about 11 and we get shepherded up into the train station for the rest of the night.

[M.O.A]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

need cigs where to cop

vending machines?

[dismalfuture]

duty free stores are all over. Gotta buy a carton though, but not a terrible proposition, considering Narita still has tons of smoking rooms

[M.O.A]

getting shuffled into line and being put on a bus to take us to some mystery hotel

[Pandemonium]

creative writing subjects are pointless and shitty.

too subjective.

the only objective thing you can do is suck someone's cawk for grades.

[Mr Waffles]

have not heard from kix since this bus hearding.

[dismalfuture]

The dream I had last night:

Nude waterpark with epic waterslide of waterslides, it was fast as fuck and like 3 miles long and floating in mid air

it was all in the Jurassic period

There were a lot of naked Japanese women around

There was scat play

A demonstration occurred at some point, where J beezy asses were vacuumed until empty with a hand pump that looked like a huge syringe, the canister of poo put into a machine ever so discreetly, and seconds later, fresh popcorn came out, and I was cracking up

I was trying to get a cranberry juice but couldn't

[e0d9n0b5]

me too, man

[jeepster]

I would want a cranberry + vodka

[Mr Waffles]

it was all smooth until you got to the scat play.

[dismalfuture]

come on, the poo recycling machine that makes popcorn from Japanese girl poo is a pretty genius idea man...

[julzkind]

thank you so much everyone for the well wishes!

the wedding went well n now im in columbus...already moved in!!

and i cant sleep.

[evisu 2000]

food and stoolz to the victimz

[jeepster]

[Mr Waffles]

not a big popcorn fan. how about jolly ranchers or something?