superconfessional

[High Monika]

I can make you $5000 off that comic.

easily.

if it's a slabbed 9.0 or higher.

easily.

Mint in sleeve, framed on a wall.

omfg gamin soooooooo hard tonight on this gorgeous tall asian model

only to find out later

that she was a lesbian

or is at least bisexual

favoring females

but she was like

all into me and shit

but shit i was on point overall

lollllll

Um, yeah. Same situation. My friends want me to go after a girl I'm 100% sure is a lesbian (not bi) and they say has been "vibin'" me.

[jeepster]

^righttttt? It's kinda ridic yet simultaneously a point of pride.

but seriously, get me that comic and I can make you a ridiculous amount of money. I'd take like 5% commission, or you just buy me a nice pair of jawns.

[julzkind]

hi, yeah, can some females clarify this for me - when first meeting a male, would you expect/prefer a handshake (of whatever form) or just the verbal greeting?

i always find that extremely awkward when meeting a girl, especially when amongst other dudes that you've just done the shake with.

its charming when the guy goes for the kiss on the cheek and half-ish hug.

[mr fluffernutter]

weird. i barely say hello.

sometimes i shake peoples hands.

[sidneylo]

Um, yeah. Same situation. My friends want me to go after a girl I'm 100% sure is a lesbian (not bi) and they say has been "vibin'" me.

That's called the my-friends-know-i'm-a-sufu-homo-and-think-it'd-be-funny-if-i-tried-to-smash-a-lesbo move.

[DüM]

I don't think you've ever touched me? (diamonds not sidney )

[sidneylo]

It's okay, everyone has touched timber.

[bouwnt]

[mr fluffernutter]

I don't think you've ever touched me? (diamonds not sidney )

i might have jokingly punched your arm once.. i think

[6ixes&7evens]

same .

be my love slave?

[6ixes&7evens]

cool, i'll make sure to have breakfast done everytime. we wont ever be lonely again <3

[Cryhavoc]

catch a 50c bus up to krd so you dont gotta walk up the hill, then have a nice stroll around to ponsonby, check out wunderkamer at the top of ponsonby road (76a) if you havent yet.

both zambesis have the same zambesi and nom d but have different imports.. margiela , raf etc .. wunderkamer has the mother load of ann dem dries mmm all the yummy stuff + really nice nz made jewelly + loads of random stuff you would expect to find in a cabinet of curiosities

i miss auckland so much right now

im crossing of the days and hours till i get down there after easter

edit... vague recollection of wunderkammer moving

thanks i'll do some googling to make sure I don't wander off in the wrong direction.

I haven't caught a bus here yet, I mostly just walk everywhere or borrow a car if im especially lazy. I think I'll reward myself if i ever finish this fucking assignment by heading over there.

[jono_]

cryhavoc, just catch the link(green bus) - goes all around ponsonby (past zambesi and wunderkammer) and the rest of auckland central. Also there is a new wunderkammer store in newton (keep going up queen street) which has the newest season stuff but i think it has weird hours, ponsonby has the older stuff i think.

[skiniks]

man your school sucks so much

[sawn-off chef]

kodiak is back, his new username is elysium, send some neg his way, he has a full peen, lets put him back in the red lol. this is not a joke (0)

[geekbonchic]

Hating on Kodiak is previous level. But I guess apathetically negging him if he makes a dumbass post is okay.

[Jimbo69]

i think sufu is turning me gay

[ojjairus]

has it ever crossed your mind that you were possibly already gay?

[DüM]

TED.I.LOVE.YOU, read the whole thread right now.

it was recommended to me and I read it all in one sitting.

SO GOOD.

[corter]

i havent surfed sufu in 5 or 6 months. i miss you guys.

[jeepster]

I had the best friday night/saturday morning

and the best saturday

and now I have a tennis match

kinda really hungover

it's gonna be interesting

there's a silver lining to every shitty week

EDIT: I'm also demolishing an amazing bowl of Annie's Cocoa & Vanilla Bunnies

[superBobo]

Im writing my reasearch plan application for grad school in english. My first real try at academic english, and im feeling partially retarded.

[dino might]

my mustache smells like cheesburga's.

it pretty sw33t.

[jeepster]

my entire weekend turned out awesome

special thanks to the internet on Friday, specifically Dino_might, Doctorworm, Icarus, Habia, Fookums, and most importantly, Westside

<3 ya'll

on another note: I hate having to be between a rock and a hard place right now...

and jesus christ I have not done any schoolwork in like a week. Shit.

[bernt]

I learned a lot about myself last night. I watched The Naked Gun last night for the first time since I was a child and I think it's had a large effect in shaping the way I think and what I find funny.

Kind of depressing.

[Servo2000]

I think I'm calling it quits, Ervell. We tried, i know, but now I've got another pair of your pants that I need to start a FS thread for and I don't think I'm going to spend the money giving your weird-ass pants another shot.

Maybe you cut your suits differently. Maybe I'll try one of those once the bitter taste leaves my mouth again but for now? Professionally? We're fucking done.

So who wants a pair of size 28 Ervell trousers?*

*if you are me sized I suggest you not apply

[sawn-off chef]

that sucks ass servo, i was looking for ervell trousers in black or charcoal but i just bought cloak boots :\ whats sizing like on them?

[julzkind]

cant wait to smoke and fuck.

[Spaghettini]

cant wait to smoke and fuck.

thats whats up, glad to see married life is going well

[cman]

drinking alone owns. it's not that i don't like getting fucked up with other people, 'cause i do. but seriously, some decent beer or a cheap plastic handle of liquor is all i need to keep myself amused. once summer rolls around, i'll probably spend quite a few nights on the porch drinking, watching the sun go down, and contemplating life. sometimes getting away from everyone else is fucking awesome.