superconfessional

[AstroWolf]

I have been so stressed out lately that i have stopped drinking all together. i am loving it.

[redgrail]

I say stay in college that extra year, it gives an extra year for the economy to recover!

Honestly, this is probably the best time for this to happen to you.

Sucks, but much less as a result of this economy.

Can't tell you how many of my senior friends are going to be unemployed day after graduation (read: pretty much all of them, minus the one dude who lucked the fuck out and landed a 100k gig at a hedge fund)

[NatseOklim]

I also graduated mid 2008 and don't have real work yet. If I could afford to i'd definitely be looking at starting an MA this year. Just take it as a chance to extend your college experience at a time when the majority of graduates are REALLY struggling.

[icandunkonu]

that's precisely why i'm not complaining about how long i've been in school

[dino might]

^i wanna pull a van wilder and stay in school long as i can. on that note..

i just got accepted into the "Textile Development and Marketing" major at my school. now im a year behind but i really really dont mind.

prettyyyy stoked.

[iGIT]

Today i had one of the worst april fools joke ever. My ex girlfriend texted me out of no where and said she had something important to tell me. After class i called her and she said that she was pregnant. We broke up about 1 month ago and we haven't spoken until today. I was pretty shocked and scared. It wasn't until like 3 hours later where she calls me and says "April Fools!"

fucking bitch.

[redgrail]

fuck an april fools.

[landho]

Gift for a lady friend:

Maybe I'm growing soft in my old age.

[Gouf]

those are the best mother fucking chocolates on Gods green earth. God bless the woman that receives those creamfilled eggs

[bouwnt]

who wants to receive my creamfilled egg

[bouwnt]

observe, my peninsula of masculinity!

you'll love it.

[Bona Drag]

but drugs + mail = illegalz

and I need da $$$

dis aint hard 2 do

jus put fake ret address on da shit, use plenty of postage, wrapping etc.

dis b how i smoke bomb ass cali at my midwestern college

2 much real shit going on 4 fedz to bother with $100 of hippie drugz

[jeepster]

fedz pump a trillion dollars in2 the war on drugz yearly

they still b loooooozing lalalalalalol

[redgrail]

war on terror

war on drugs

......

mabbe they should declare a war on the economy?

[jeepster]

war on war

WILCO

already done it.

[ProfMonnitoff]

the good thing is that drugs are always winning the war on drugs

[nicotine]

I wish there were scratch-offs that were like "WIN LOTS OF GREEN" and you could win money AND weed.

That would be awesome.

[mpcec]

.................................

[sawn-off chef]

ugh, you win world, i give up. (lost hope concept)

[freecat]

anyway they do'nt really want to win the war on drugs or the war on terror. drug traffic and wars are so much profitable to the country.

[ProfMonnitoff]

dunno about other countries but america loses ridiculous money every year in the "war on drugs"

[destructodisk]

oH ReALLLY THAT IS FASCINATING INFORMATION THERE

[ProfMonnitoff]

im just trying to see if i can get a thread as big as superconfessional locked for politics chat

[ProfMonnitoff]

dont snitch tho plz

[salaryman]

did everyone else have people come to grade school and give DARE lectures?

always a big black dude and some white trash lady with a butch haircut.

they yelled at us about how weed and cigarettes were evil and helped us practice how to say no.

then they played those "this is your brain on drugs" videos with a fried egg.

everyone would gasp, and stare at the screen. scared straight.

but I just remember thinking even then

"throw some salt on that. looks tasty."

[bouwnt]

wait til ya seee mah brain........

[cman]

i deleted my facebook today.

i checked it for the first time in like a month and i realized how much i dislike it. no, i don't want to take the "what movie character are you?" quiz. no, i don't want any god damn bumper stickers. go fuck yourself. i never actually use it to communicate with people so what's the point? all that's there is a bunch of pictures of me all fucked up. (side q: why can't a girl get within 5 feet of a bottle of alcohol without suddenly needing to take 12494835043 pictures? shit is retarded. you'll never see a bunch of dudes getting hammered and bein all "dude. dude. we gotta take pics to remember the moment!!")

bottom line: facebook blows. if people want to talk to me from here on out they can pick up the phone or send me an IM like god intended.

[cman]

oh man, i thought i was posting in the shit you hate thread. damn you, tabs. damn you to hell. oh well.

[whitney]

Gift for a lady friend:

Maybe I'm growing soft in my old age.

is this a random gift? if so i hearts you.

who wants to receive my creamfilled egg

if its anything like landho's i want.

[samsikle]

did everyone else have people come to grade school and give DARE lectures?

always a big black dude and some white trash lady with a butch haircut.

they yelled at us about how weed and cigarettes were evil and helped us practice how to say no.

then they played those "this is your brain on drugs" videos with a fried egg.

everyone would gasp, and stare at the screen. scared straight.

but I just remember thinking even then

"throw some salt on that. looks tasty."

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