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i was using a computer in the main hallway at school

and i looked over at the screen of the girl next to me and she is looking at fashunzz

girl was also writing confessionals online....uggghhh...

i have to sit next to her 3.5 hours a day, 3 days a week, and she is looking at fashunzz pornzzz

that is not only gross but pretty damn ballsy, the screen of the computer is HUGE and it is a high traffic hallway O_O

she keeps trying to peak at my vampire porn, WTF???

i was like, whatcha lookin at? and she got all awkward and said shuzzz.....hmphf....

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sometimes I put on a stone cold steve austin mask when I see hobos approaching my car, lower the window and bobble my head in circles...they walk away.

I have a Sakuraba mask and a Pirate Skeleton mask (not sure which wrester it's for) and a generic mexican mask, I don't do it often but I did it for a while today.

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okay fair point Dunkindeeznuts but seriousely this was XXX play-by-play word porns, this guy is v. hairy and fat =( and yea he always goes to this naked vampire ladies website, i can ask him what it is

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does that have anything to do with john madden?

ah well you see, he's got the fangs here *circles with marker* and the pale skin and the beady eyes, now if you watch closely he's gonna ah...unzip his pants and ah...there's the vampire dong. now see, that's great vampire sex. if you're not having great vampire sex then it's just not gonna be great vampire sex.

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I am a dog lover all of a sudden. Your avatar is making my day cman.

I am buying a beagle puppy tomorrow (0). It's black saddle markings on the back are in the shape of black hearts, perfect for the new Tokyo Temple of Jawnz, aka TTOJ, aka TOJ v 2.

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I bet there's a shirt being sold somewhere in japan with "Happy Rape" written on it

jane aren't you going to japan soon, you need to robocop

raping someone is just the japanese way of saying hello. meet a woman on the train? rape the shit outta her! you're just saying hi, after all. you wouldn't want to be unfriendly.

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I am a dog lover all of a sudden. Your avatar is making my day cman.

I am buying a beagle puppy tomorrow (0). It's black saddle markings on the back are in the shape of black hearts, perfect for the new Tokyo Temple of Jawnz, aka TTOJ, aka TOJ v 2.

My brother just bought a beagle puppy last month, hes so SO awesome.

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A lot of the time he will just run around in circles dodging and barking at imaginary enemies and then he'll just collapse on the ground and fall asleep. When I sit on the ground with him and I'm leaning up the couch he uses my body as a ramp and just runs up and down me. :D

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quit your le bitching. go find some acid and hang out in a park and smoke cigarettes or something.

fuck, just get a mexican wresting mask.

I'v got a 1/2 oz of shrooms that I really don't want

anyone wanna buy them?

like $100. I got them for $120

but yeah now I want a Mexican wrestling mask. ¡Luchadores!

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a friend of mine explained to me, in detail, his plan if a zombie outbreak does occur.

it sucked, but I just told it it was good.

did he read The Zombie Survival Guide?

it is the be all and end all of dos and donts when it comes to zombie apocalypse.

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