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I hope you're all driving stick too...cause anything else isn't even driving.

i do .

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i listen to this every morning getting ready..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfgHdHfgVyE

soooo fucking cooool..

ha, glad you admitted to this

i still remember sitting in my parents' basement by myself the night jordan won his last title

when the closing credits rolled, they played this montage with 'i believe i can fly' over it

i love that song

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i always wonder why you bother putting makeup on, you don't need it. and even though i always tell you that you're beautiful, i repeat it. cause i don't want no singer, and i don't want no model, and i don't want a fashion designer, or nothing. i just want your love, i'm telling you that's more than enough for me.

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I saw some asian the other day in some Nudies. I was going to say something but I had Imperials on so their was not much to talk about. For a while, I thought I was the only idiot in the god forsaken city of Obihiro, Hokkaido, Japan that did not wear trashy engrish plastered clothes. I can sleep easier now.

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oh shit thats a song? that's some z100 shit i bet :(

I think it's by this actor-turned-rapper named Drake? Used to be on this Canadian tv show called Degrassi...was popular in the States I think.

Dunno why dude is quoting it in superconfessional though.

Can't rep you, but imaginary rep for being a sensitive guy, scott.M

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Today, I realized that the Staten Island Ferry is one of the places I hate the most.

It represents everything I hate about my life right now: transience, nothingness, uselessness, desolation.

ffffffffuuuuuuu

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somebody once told me that if girls live together long enough their periods synchronize

is the same thing true for girls who post on the same forum?

no, but this is still possible. at one point developers were working on transmitting smells through data and having a special machine that would "make" the smell hooked up to the computer. using similar technology, a woman seeking a "cycle partner" could post on craigslist then once a match is found, transmit her hormornes via email to her match. from there its just a matter of enough emails until they synchronize.

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that couldn't possibly be further than what my post meant.

monitoff technically, yes, because it is coincidental that it happens.

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im losing my best friends because i was too stupid to realize that i wasn't making time for them... i should have realized that they'd stop calling.... i shouldve realized that consecutive no's meant never....... i need to change, need to balance. im at fault. please don't hate me

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I just had one of the worst nights ever.

So after coming out of the club and meeting with the headlining dj. As I was walking a block over to where I was parked. I find no car. I'm thinking two things "oh shit my car is stolen" or "oh shit new york city traffic police stole my car and towed that shit". So I walked over to the police car that was doing patrol and asked if they can run my plates to see where my car is. They tell me that it was towed, so I had to take a yellow cab that reaked of curry to the tow depot.

To end the story short, I had to pay 185 dollar tow fee and 115 dollar parking ticket. Fuck Bloomheimer. Really, I wish son would die in a fire of herpes and genital warts.

It was probably that fucker in the patrol car that ordered the tow. He should die in a fire of herpes and genital warts also.

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^That sucks without a doubt - but if that's the worst night of your life, not bad.

that couldn't possibly be further than what my post meant.

evan are you talking about the smell-o-scope?

Jeep, it's funny you brought Futurama up because immediately after Inaya's post I thought of the Futurama where Leela finds her parents.

Leela: All I really wanted was a mom and dad, to hold me and stroke my hair and tell me they love me.

Fry: Then today is your lucky day, because I happen to be a holding, stroking, loving machine. Also spanking.

Leela: That's not remotely what I had in mind.

...I'll leave.

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^That sucks without a doubt - but if that's the worst night of your life, not bad.

Jeep, it's funny you brought Futurama up because immediately after Inaya's post I thought of the Futurama where Leela finds her parents.

Leela: All I really wanted was a mom and dad, to hold me and stroke my hair and tell me they love me.

Fry: Then today is your lucky day, because I happen to be a holding, stroking, loving machine. Also spanking.

Leela: That's not remotely what I had in mind.

...I'll leave.

fry-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

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Today, I realized that the Staten Island Ferry is one of the places I hate the most.

It represents everything I hate about my life right now: transience, nothingness, uselessness, desolation.

ffffffffuuuuuuu

you are a freshman in college living in one of the best cities in the world. you have a loving caring family, you're financially stable, you do well in school, you get to go to random fashion parties for free, and you're good at tennis. unless you suffer from clinical depression, i do not understand why you complain so often about everything.

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I just had one of the worst nights ever.

So after coming out of the club and meeting with the headlining dj. As I was walking a block over to where I was parked. I find no car. I'm thinking two things "oh shit my car is stolen" or "oh shit new york city traffic police stole my car and towed that shit". So I walked over to the police car that was doing patrol and asked if they can run my plates to see where my car is. They tell me that it was towed, so I had to take a yellow cab that reaked of curry to the tow depot.

To end the story short, I had to pay 185 dollar tow fee and 115 dollar parking ticket. Fuck Bloomheimer. Really, I wish son would die in a fire of herpes and genital warts.

It was probably that fucker in the patrol car that ordered the tow. He should die in a fire of herpes and genital warts also.

Im saying, if your car gets towed its because you failed to recognize some fucking sign or something. Its never the tow truck drivers fault. It's usually the driver's (who was probably staring at his blackberry). dont blame people doing their jobs for a simple costly mistake that you made because you were not paying attention.

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you are a freshman in college living in one of the best cities in the world. you have a loving caring family, you're financially stable, you do well in school, you get to go to random fashion parties for free, and you're good at tennis. unless you suffer from clinical depression, i do not understand why you complain so often about everything.

I've told you I suffer from depression. Nothing new.

And I am financially stable for this weekend at least - I sold comics, yo.

And I DON'T live in NY. I live around it.

but Lab is right.

jews are meant to complain. it's their given right (9)

teh lulz deblin

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i was born and raised in nyc and i've never been to shaolin, i might go one day for the sake of saying i've been

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