superconfessional

[nicotine]

I want to experience zombie apocalypse so badly.

fuck you if I sound cliche but it just seems so exciting ahh!

I'm weird.

[evisu 2000]

drinking alone owns. it's not that i don't like getting fucked up with other people, 'cause i do. but seriously, some decent beer or a cheap plastic handle of liquor is all i need to keep myself amused. once summer rolls around, i'll probably spend quite a few nights on the porch drinking, watching the sun go down, and contemplating life. sometimes getting away from everyone else is fucking awesome.

drinking alone is indeed the best.

So who wants a pair of size 28 Ervell trousers?*

*if you are me sized I suggest you not apply

too small?

[DüM]

a friend of mine explained to me, in detail, his plan if a zombie outbreak does occur.

it sucked, but I just told it it was good.

[billy.]

my mustache smells like cheesburga's.

it pretty sw33t.

mine is just getting to the point where sauces and shit stay in it.

i now have the disgusting habit of constantly licking the right side of it.

[Gouf]

i have a few friends that are down with a zombie apocalypse concept.

When shit pops off were gonna seek refuge in my apartment building which could easily double as a fortress/lookout.

Once things die down and we get a stable handle on things were going to head north most likely to canada or alaska where a zombie outbreak would presumably have the least impact.

and then, start over.

[Bona Drag]

drinking alone is indeed the best.

troof; you don't have to put with other people's wack tunes, sucker djs, etc.

[cman]

hahah. you guys just reminded me that i need to get around to reading the zombie survival guide.

[samsikle]

i have a few friends that are down with a zombie apocalypse concept.

When shit pops off were gonna seek refuge in my apartment building which could easily double as a fortress/lookout.

Once things die down and we get a stable handle on things were going to head north most likely to canada or alaska where a zombie outbreak would presumably have the least impact.

and then, start over.

from what i remember from the zombie survival guide is that apartments are among the worst places to seek refuge (like in shaun of the dead for example). also churches or places of worship. prisons are good places assuming that the prisoners cooperate.

second half is a good plan. i'm ready for the outbreak as well. crowbars and shotguns, aw yeah

[Mr Waffles]

i randomly valeted at some guys huge ranch and he had a bunch of guns and like 500 acres. I would go there and chill. only like 2 people on it most of the time. bunch of random cars/ atvs. i think i would have a chance there. specially if i got a decent start and could get food and shit together.

edit talkin bout them zombies.

[DüM]

my friend wanted to break into cabella's (redneck heaven) and barricade the stairs and chill on the second floor with a bunch of guns and ammo. There's also food up there (burgers and shit).

but I'm thinking that's where soooo many motherfuckers would go it'd be crazy.

I'd just start building a mad max vehicle. I'm assuming the base near me would be a good place to steal a humvee.

[cman]

I'd just start building a mad max vehicle. I'm assuming the base near me would be a good place to steal a humvee.

you ever see land of the dead? they made a gigantic zombie destroying armored car. shit owned so hard. zombie movies rock.

[Gouf]

from what i remember from the zombie survival guide is that apartments are among the worst places to seek refuge (like in shaun of the dead for example). also churches or places of worship. prisons are good places assuming that the prisoners cooperate.

second half is a good plan. i'm ready for the outbreak as well. crowbars and shotguns, aw yeah

My building is a little different though. Its in a gated community so we'd be able to set up a perimeter and easily block entrances/exits. Its about 13 stories with a perfect view of the city in every direction and the roof is perfect for sniping/ lookouts.

I'm taking a more aggressive stance on a zombie outbreak.. emphasizing more on a seek, destroy, and rebuild approach.

And I would never rely on prisoners during a crisis like that, ur likely to get fuct in the end (you especially sam)

[bouwnt]

weapons of choise????????

i for one, always wanted to be a chef, in the event of outbreak XD

[samsikle]

someone should just start a superfuture zombie defense task force thread

[Bona Drag]

WHY U THINK l STACK DEM HOLLOWPOINT CLlPZ BABYGIRL??

[High Monika]

hahah. you guys just reminded me that i need to get around to reading the zombie survival guide.

Man I don't know how people read that shit. Waaaaay too dry. Gotta go with World War Z.

[sawn-off chef]

my friends and i used to plan that we'd go to sam's club, (equivalent to wal-mart outlet) and just chill on the roof, more food than you could dream of since it's wholesale EVERYTHING and we could wait for them to just starve to death, 28 days later concepts.

[ouss]

my entire weekend turned out awesome

special thanks to the internet on Friday, specifically Dino_might, Doctorworm, Icarus, Habia, Fookums, and most importantly, Westside

<3 ya'll

on another note: I hate having to be between a rock and a hard place right now...

and jesus christ I have not done any schoolwork in like a week. Shit.

WHO DAT BE?!

[Mr Waffles]

i would love to eat some ice cream and smoke a cigarette riht now.

[redgrail]

I was supposed to start my def today...

Instead I scarfed down a shit ton of dumprringz in c-town...

Always a 0 willpower concept...

[mpcec]

really discontent with life right now. i applied for an internship this summer and to a new school for the fall but part of me is hoping i dont get in. i really feel like taking a bit of time off and refocusing what i want to do.

im scared of what kind of reaction i would get from my family. im also afraid that i would just take too much time off... the formula of high school, college, profession just seems so set in stone that considering breaking it is really scary.

the program ive applied for next fall which seemed so perfect is now so contrary to what i think i want to do, i just feel like im wasting time...

[jeepster]

WHO DAT BE?!

I know I didn't spell it right, but seriously?

[sawn-off chef]

i haven't been able to sleep lately, shit sucks, so i went to the doctor today and he gave me a ridiculous amount of trial uses with lunesta, a sleeping drug, no we didn't talk side effects because we were just testing the waters. this was the biggest mistake of my life, after taking the pill it started fuming up into my throat form my stomach, which slowly started to close and ticle my gag reflex and suffocate me. i threw up for a good 3 minutes straight. it turned to dry heaves and i just wanted it to end. i had to go upstairs and brush my tongue with a tooth bbrush and brush my throat with a toothbrush, it was fucked up.

lesson in short, don't forget to ask your doctor about side effects.

[e0d9n0b5]

thats not a side effect, thats a drug allergy or something. he wouldn't have said to you "may cause your throat to close up resulting in your death"

[sawn-off chef]

thats not a side effect, thats a drug allergy or something. he wouldn't have said to you "may cause your throat to close up resulting in your death"

hahah yeah i forgot to mention it was a surprise allergic reaction.

[Oxy.]

school is driving me crazy

[icandunkonu]

i think me and my on/off gf of 3 years have finally flamed out, this is bothering me alot more than i thought it would, always a not over it concept

[whitney]

when things get shitty I tend to close myself in

I'm pretty anti-social actually

I like to escape from reality but my conscience won't let me shrink from my responsiblities.

[freecat]

you know there's something wrong with your life when you start rolling joints while taking a dump and calling your dad at the same time...

[AstroWolf]

you know there's something wrong with your life when you start rolling joints while taking a dump and calling your dad at the same time...

some people would call that success.