superconfessional

[julzkind]

Yeah, sometimes bad shit happens there.

I usually bring juiceboxes for the kids at least.

im pretty sure the kids are rotted carcases at that point. =/

[salaryman]

im pretty sure the kids are rotted carcases at that point. =/

Nah, they're fine.

I mean sure sometimes they chew on the couch cushions when they are hungry, but who doesn't.

[samsikle]

maggots are quite possibly one of the most disgusting insects/things i have ever seen.

i had a dream about them that i can vaguely remember, but i dont want to.

my friend told me this story about The Perfect Pumpkin. a few halloweens ago him and his friends were gonna carve pumpkins and there was the most perfect, orangy, round pumpkin of all time. so they began to cut open the top and had a bag on the floor to catch the pumpkin guts. some fell on the floor but they were like fuck it we can pick it up later.. until they noticed that the floor was crawling with maggots. the not so perfect pumpkin. they also torched the bitch after

[timber]

Once I was eating a peach and then I got to the centre and suddenly saw cobwebs instead of the pit and so I threw it away and never thought of what might have been.

[samsikle]

that is the best way to do it.

[geekbonchic]

Q: What's the only thing worse than seeing a worm in your apple?

A: Seeing half a worm in your apple.

[Ahlvahroe]

so i have a couple days off of work and i dont know what to do. im getting all these signs to go to vegas, but i dont know if i want to head out alone. so im kinda torn, i havent really had a day off in a while but i dont want to waste this, fuck i know im gonna end up wasting this.

[geekbonchic]

Go get a good book, buy some new records, clean your house, make dinner with friends.

I am as domestic as fuck.

[salaryman]

Pine Sol your floors and then your Patent Leather CPs.

Microwave marshmellows and snort pixie stick pipe dreams.

No, no, find a sacajawea type chick and take peyote in the desert together..

[Orion]

Go get a good book, buy some new records, clean your house, make dinner with friends.

I am as domestic as fuck.

I'm so domestic, I kind of want that VW Routan minivan. For realz.

[evisu 2000]

i hate smoking when i drink

and i love my steaks extra well done

so they're chewy as fuck

[trystero]

i can smoke like 2 packs in one night

but i can go days without smoking easily

whats wrong with me

[evisu 2000]

yeah me too

[the Repeater]

i hate smoking when i drink

and i love my steaks extra well done

so they're chewy as fuck

Thats fucked

Do they butterfly it everytime

Does it look like two black Pringles on your plate

Food god hates you

[evisu 2000]

THE DARKER THE BERRY THE SWEETER THE JUlCE

[geekbonchic]

You can say it ain't so, but darlin', what the use?

[minou]

i smoke.

watch porn.

to drown my sorrows.

[JuvenileDelinquent]

My friend is previewing her collection with the rest of the Studio Prive designers today and i feel like shit for not being able to go.

[Lab]

Lab: You say had. I'm hoping this means he beat that shit down?

He went to Germany for surgery and didn't tell anyone but his hospital staff. I almost filed a missing persons report.

Apparently, the operation to remove the tumor was a success but there were complications. He sent out another email to his coworkers yesterday, so at least he's well enough to use a computer.

[sybaritical]

It was busy when I asked my new Australian coworker who's a saccharine sweet conventionally hot pneumatic surfey 9 with a terminally upbeat personality what she did outside of yoga, and I thought she said lapdancing, not latin dancing.

That's why I choked and dribbled water everywhere.

[weidna]

i hate smoking when i drink

and i love my steaks extra well done

so they're chewy as fuck

fuck dat. gim it to me real bloody like.

i want my plate to look like richard zednik's throat after playing the penguins.

[tangerine]

It was busy when I asked my new Australian coworker who's a saccharine sweet conventionally hot pneumatic surfey 9 with a terminally upbeat personality what she did outside of yoga, and I thought she said lapdancing, not latin dancing.

That's why I choked and dribbled water everywhere.

You should mumble when you ask her to go with you to a tapas bar.

[sybaritical]

Awhhhhh maaaannnnn.

There's a tapas bar downstairs.

[sidviscous]

i slept through a whole week of classes and ignored every call that i got on my cell phone.....it feels so goooooood

[murdered out]

wow phill... wow

[↓ Is The New ↑]

i slept through a whole week of classes and ignored every call that i got on my cell phone.....it feels so goooooood

OFFICE SPACE STYLE.

[ProfMonnitoff]

havent copped a sufu worthy jawn since i came to england

still need a winter jacket though

[wesc]

i really want to fuck a cwg after looking that thread for the last like few months.

[weidna]

i was at fabulous festival in vegas on saturday. no, it was a rave/massive not a gay pride rally and that was not my confession.

i really hate how deceiving certain girls can be with a brush and some foundation. she looked more than decent when i met her and that was before i started rolling. but with all the sweating that happens at those things, it was like peeling a klondike wrapper off of a turd ridden with body acne. ugh, i must have popped one of those things squeezing her ass on the dance floor.

[ProfMonnitoff]

i really want to fuck a cwg after looking that thread for the last like few months.

just do it

so fucking easy

requirements are like

wear a striped shirt

be drunk enough to talk shit (or talk shit sober)

be a dude