superconfessional

[jeepster]

Im not talking about "staying in", im talking about going all out...

truth to be told, I still dont wear my pants high though, which gives me some extra diaper ass. But a brooks brothers ocbd tucked into some 30s style 501s with a grand pa style cardigan reallt cant be beat...

I hear ya. There are few moments where I actually go out in grandpa attire, but sometimes I'll do the big cardi + grimey off-white buttondown + wool pants + tennis shoes on a sunday

aka today

should've taken a pic, but I just took a shower, so I've shed it in favor of some busted ass old t and busted ass old uniqlo jeans...

Caps Lock, the digits were the first step. REAL TALK.

[DüM]

Libby, I have posted my share of bitchassness in here for sure and unlike Toto I don't think relationships are retarded but I'm mad surprised you didn't fuck that chick on the rooftop and take pics for us.

damn son.

[jeepster]

adding onto doom's post... wtf lib, why didn't you take me with you on Friday?> coulda wingman'd that shit.

disappointed.

[Caps Lock]

Caps Lock, the digits were the first step. REAL TALK.

I remember this one time I exchanged numbers with this cute brown gurl and I totally forgot about the whole exchange. And a few days later she ended up asking me out on a date. I thought that was funny, she was beasting on me. It felt good.

[joey_formal]

on halloween i exchanged numbers with this one girl and within 2 minutes of doing so i received a message that read "you wanna end up together tonight?"

[Tyro1]

how did that night end up?

[Vs Toto]

on halloween i exchanged numbers with this one girl and within 2 minutes of doing so i received a message that read "you wanna end up together tonight?"

that's pretty awesome

[joey_formal]

well it was weird cause a friend who has history with her was there and was trying to hook up with her again and i was getting sober and antsy to get to another party. ended up walking with her to the train making out a couple times and having her want to come home with me and telling her to go home. i got a text yesterday morning "wait till we hang out again..." so i'd say it ended up pretty good, didnt make it to the other party though.

[Tyro1]

joey is true gentleman...

I bet she woke up with crusty fake blood all around her mouth and momentarily wondered what the fuck she had been into the night before

[joey_formal]

joey is true gentleman...

I bet she woke up with crusty fake blood all around her mouth and momentarily wondered what the fuck she had been into the night before

haha right before we started making out in the street she goes "im gonna be covered in fake blood, but it'll be good"

andrew wk vs. asian blair waldorf

wildstyle.

[geekbonchic]

"asian blair waldorf" = half of sufu population jizzing in their pants

[joey_formal]

omc, darkanimal, polishmike, and notesee witness the greatness of her look.

i just pissed and it smelled like shitty coffee.

[ProfMonnitoff]

yo post a picture of asain blair waldorf (no creep)

[joey_formal]

don't have a pic of her in the outfit, if i figure out her full name ill see if i cant find her facebook

[whitney]

I like fluffy stuff animals, steiff's k bear is kinda cute but for €1000

:|

[ProfMonnitoff]

steiff animals are really uncuddly fyi

more of a collectors thing

the name literally means "stiff" in german except they added a second f for some reason

[icandunkonu]

i woke up with my ex and the girl that caused us to break up in the first place in the same bed, i'm feeling great!

[joey_formal]

wow, icandunkonu, wow. well played

[branespload]

i woke up with my ex and the girl that caused us to break up in the first place in the same bed, i'm feeling great!

...were they alive? +rep if they weren't.

[M.O.A]

uh....alive?

thats like a whole new level of goth ninja

[icandunkonu]

i had to use every bit of my coolness/swag not to scream outloud in pure jubilation, but you better believe i was excited as hell.

p.s. they were alive, alive and well

[Guest]

... and did you sex them?

[trystero]

ALMOST hooked up w/ really cute asian girl on halloween, got cock blocked by her gayass (no homophobe, he was a genuine homosexual) friend while trying to find somewhere to fuck

afterwards while i was screaming drunken knives at the devil for fucking off on me some weird dude came up and told me that i shouldnt trust satan (b/c hes the original liar man!!!!) and live for myself and duh bluh duh durr hurr i wanted to punch him so bad but he was the guy who owns the house's brother or something and im not that much of an asshole

[julzkind]

^ i have no idea what the above block of letters mean.

[capa]

I quit one of my jobs and kind of regret it. If my other job doesn't give me more hours I might call back and explain that I was just irritated that someone stole my money and would like it back (the job, already got the money back).

I know if I go back to the job I quit that I will just hate it all over again though. I want more cashflow and if I have more than two days off I will start going nuts so idk. Plus there is a girl I've been talking to at that job, blah blah shit.

[6ixes&7evens]

Anyone have one of those days when you spend the whole day watching porn?

well i just did that.

[capa]

I would get bored. I once got high and watched this black guy play Mario for two hours though.

[U MAD]

location: ٩๏̯͡๏)۶

[samsikle]

holy FUCK! the evening started out that i was cooking boeuf bourguignon for french class and it called for wine whatever, so i took one of my parent's bottle of red wine and cooked it and i drank the rest and now i'm hella fucking buzzed. and my dad was like, "wtf did you finish the bottle?" guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[wesc]

i had to use every bit of my coolness/swag not to scream outloud in pure jubilation, but you better believe i was excited as hell.

p.s. they were alive, alive and well

DID YOU SEX THEM ?!?!?! cant leave us on a cliff hanger meng. im all kurrrious now.

how the eff does this happen.