superconfessional

[Guest jmatsu]

we talking about just the sexy-times? or about girlfriend/wife materials?

[kunk75]

joanna angel and her posse would be my exception. burning angel shot at a friends apartment last year and i almost messed myself.

[Guest jmatsu]

joanna angel and her posse would be my exception. burning angel shot at a friends apartment last year and i almost messed myself.

i think that one tattooed white bitch calling herself belladonna is part of that crew. i don't really get off on lesbians, but she ate this one girl's asshole out real proper-like. bitch was going deep...like she wanted to taste what that other bitch had for dinner the night b4. it was great! stirred my loins. first time in years i had to fap to lesbos.

[gfunkdocta]

retro porn taught me that

sex is best with wild guitar solos in the background

4 reals? when i was younger i used to like older women, but now i like young girls.

true for me

[gaydad]

i agree yes perhaps to the climax,,, but what the lead up is the wah-wah guitar effect

[6ixes&7evens]

Belladonna is unattractive to me as far as physical looks go but she does some shit that just makes me like the baseball bat up the fanny, phew...

[↓ Is The New ↑]

I heard Stranger than Fiction was a good movie?

Aw damnit....

Was on last night actually... haha... I enjoyed it.

[bill]

not really a confession but

the big toe of my left feet is numb since I came back home....

WTF

[timber]

I'm eating expired candy that I bought on sale...

It's so good.

[Charlie Delta]

You will wake up tomorrow and have a severe case of Teh SuperAIDS!!!

[thomass]

Was on last night actually... haha... I enjoyed it.

one of my favorite movies, i love it.

[Leonard Leroy]

Yo mass when you were unconscious

i didn't wake you up right away because i made eye contact with these two chicks right next to you feeling each other up and they starting making out while looking at me.

But then i had somewhere to go so like.

[M.O.A]

i have two girls sitting on my floor making me a bird of paradise costume for friday

i like to think of it as outsourcing.

[mrip]

You will wake up tomorrow and have a severe case of Teh SuperAIDS!!!

the good kind or the bad kind?

[Charlie Delta]

[DüM]

I really fucked up that R.

[tac0tron]

For the past three nights, I have been having dreams about my own death... is this a bad thing?

[Charlie Delta]

On the fourth night you shall die!

And so it was written.

It was told to him by his father, who in turn had been told by his father, who had heard from his father and it had been that way for generations.

[dino might]

i got photographed today for mens non-no

[samsikle]

whoa! that's pretty neat dino

[dino might]

i was pretty surprised/excited. had me fill out some questionaire, described my style as 'steezy old man'. dont know how well that will translate..

[geekbonchic]

I'm eating expired candy that I bought on sale...

It's so good.

I cannot wait for post-Halloween candy sales.

[bernt]

EDIT: I'm an idiot. I should have actually read my bank account details.

[samsikle]

what the fuck. okay so, last night i went to this party, i wake up a bit ago but i stand up hella fast to go to the kitchen to get water. my mom is in the kitchen and i'm at the refrigerator and she asks me "what time did you get home last night?" and i tell her, "like four because kim.." i trail off, and black out a second, i'm guessing because i got up too quickly, and i feel myself falling then BOOOM. face into the wall.

[Charlie Delta]

Seems your mom was right...

[NatseOklim]

I broke my ankle in a slightly similar way. I broke my arm and had to go into hospital to get a plate put in, after the surgery I was fine but that night I was woken to be given some anti-biotics and needed a piss. After pissing I suddenly collapsed and broke my ankle, doctors said it was probably a sudden change in my blood pressure.

[samsikle]

that reminds me of how i twisted my ankle (and fractured my foot). i was in the parking structure going to the hospital to get my arm checked out because i got tendonitis from work, i tell my mom, "we shouldn't be walking over here, we have to walk over there" i'm pointing to some stairs, as i'm pointing, i step funny and twist my ankle. fractured foot + tendonitis.

[Spaghettini]

i was pretty surprised/excited. had me fill out some questionaire, described my style as 'steezy old man'. dont know how well that will translate..

I think stuckonstupid used to refer to this look as "young old man"

[unklesteve]

Menagé a trouble.

Yikes.

[cheep]

i think we need video of this chick nailing your wife to REALLY know how to advise you here unk