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My buddy and I made two of the most powerful power moves of all time in the same bar bathroom on consecutive nights, unaware till today.

Bro-fives in order.

Most everyone I know spent either Saturday hungover or today playing catch-up for a failed Halloween on a second-class-citizen Saturday waste-fest.

Wine? FOr ReAlzz? Cookn?

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I made a thread about politics and that shit got deleted by mods, and I had just finished reading about how posts involving politics WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY DELETED and did it anyhow.

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perfect to cop some tight jawns!!

don't forget that the effect you get of the shrooms is because you're suffering from an intoxication. So you're body has a way to get rid of the "bad" after.

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DID YOU SEX THEM ?!?!?! cant leave us on a cliff hanger meng. im all kurrrious now.

how the eff does this happen.

theyre probably just a couple of ducks anyway

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DID YOU SEX THEM ?!?!?! cant leave us on a cliff hanger meng. im all kurrrious now.

how the eff does this happen.

yes, it went down, me ex was told that once she took the time to stop hating this girl, she discovered that she was hot, and she was wearing my shirt the following morning, she only does that if there's a XXX throwdown the night before

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theyre probably just a couple of ducks anyway

nah, more in range of hot CWG's, but that may not be everyone's forte

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i spent too much money this weekend and now i have a bunch of papers and what not due tommorrow. I think ima just hit the roor a few times and maybe bail on my morning classes to complete said papers.

at least everyone right below me lost in my fantasy league so now i have a little breathing room and will mostly likely catch that playoff bye.

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i spent too much money this weekend and now i have a bunch of papers and what not due tommorrow. I think ima just hit the roor a few times and maybe bail on my morning classes to complete said papers.

at least everyone right below me lost in my fantasy league so now i have a little breathing room and will mostly likely catch that playoff bye.

Im in basically the exact same situation as you, i've started skipping class like three times as much as I did before, had the most expensive weekend, am basically broke and have like 3 big essays due this week.

Luckily class attendance is pretty much optional for Arts majors

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I made a thread about politics and that shit got deleted by mods, and I had just finished reading about how posts involving politics WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY DELETED and did it anyhow.

Rebel rebel, you've torn your dress

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I just had a microwave burrito and now I feel much better about fucking off on all my personal responsibilities. Youth is a simple time.

Gramps has more quoteworthy posts than anyone else on superfuture.

Refer to sig.

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^ :( im sorry.

so this is a lame confession, but i wasnt super into going to the food network thing being held in cleveland until i found out Curtis Stone (

), was coming.

ummmm, im considering buying vip tickets. :o

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i just found out one of my friends has cancer

My dad got the all clear for stomach cancer friday after they took 60% of his stomach away just over a month ago so I hope your friend is ok.

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hope your friend gets well soon, this past saturday afternoon i actually went on a lunch date with my aunt who has been breast cancer free for 12 years, it's a good feeling

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After about year 3 doesnt the feeling go away?

Do you wake up on day 2 of month 8 of year 11 saying 'DAMN IT FEELS GOOD NOT TO BE DYING'?

I dunno...

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my mom asked me what hipster dance is

i said that the dance floor at a hipster party looks like it should be surrounded by quotation marks. While punk, disco and hip hop all had immersive, intimate and energetic dance styles that liberated the dancer from his/her mental states – be it the head-spinning b-boy or violent thrashings of a live punk show – the hipster has more of a joke dance. A faux shrug shuffle that mocks the very idea of dancing or, at its best, illustrates a non-committal fear of expression typified in a weird twitch/ironic twist. The dancers are too self-aware to let themselves feel any form of liberation; they shuffle along, shrugging themselves into oblivion.

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my mom asked me what hipster dance is

i said that the dance floor at a hipster party looks like it should be surrounded by quotation marks. While punk, disco and hip hop all had immersive, intimate and energetic dance styles that liberated the dancer from his/her mental states – be it the head-spinning b-boy or violent thrashings of a live punk show – the hipster has more of a joke dance. A faux shrug shuffle that mocks the very idea of dancing or, at its best, illustrates a non-committal fear of expression typified in a weird twitch/ironic twist. The dancers are too self-aware to let themselves feel any form of liberation; they shuffle along, shrugging themselves into oblivion.

Who's the bigger (**EDITED OUT BC WILD HOMOPHOBIC**)

? The guy posting Adbusters copy, or the guy who recognizes it without having to google it.

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tbh i also hate hanging out with stereotypical stoners... the type that just get high, eat, watch shitty tv shows, and talk about weed.
yeah that sounds AWFUL
Who's the bigger fag? The guy posting Adbusters copy, or the guy who recognizes it without having to google it.
it's both of you
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