superconfessional

[6ixes&7evens]

I somehow managed to read 2 history books in 4 days and got a 96% on my History test. Time to go chill in Labs thrad

[Spaghettini]

i confess that i slept downtown last night because i thought race war was gonna pop off uptown

[bernt]

Despite my hate for talking on the phone, my new job is about 50% phone time.

I got to cop that unlimited minute plan this week.

[shimshimhae]

i think i'm going to be 5"6 for the rest of my life. fuck me

[Evöl]

I'm sick and tired of the friends I grew up with, they haven't changed and still have the same mentality as when we were in our teens (wallflowers that make fun of everything different/new/probably afraid because they don't understand it themselves, standing on the sidelines while life passes them by). I rarely hangout with them now, but a part of me feels guilty that I have moved on...

[terrible!]

I'm sick and tired of the friends I grew up with, they haven't changed and still have the same mentality as when we were in our teens (wallflowers that make fun of everything different/new/probably afraid because they don't understand it themselves, standing on the sidelines while life passes them by). I rarely hangout with them now, but a part of me feels guilty that I have moved on...

This post is ironic.

Despite my hate for talking on the phone, my new job is about 50% phone time.

I got to cop that unlimited minute plan this week.

When you say got do you mean you HAVE TO, or do you mean YOU ALREADY HAVE (because you own and operate a time machine).

curious.

[keagan]

my friends apartment is a fucking mess and I unknowingly sat on his couch which was covered in maggots, when i saw i sitting on bunch of maggots, I got up and left out of disgust...

[e0d9n0b5]

that fucking kicks ass

[skiniks]

maggots eat ass

[julzkind]

my friends apartment is a fucking mess and I unknowingly sat on his couch which was covered in maggots, when i saw i sitting on bunch of maggots, I got up and left out of disgust...

maggots are quite possibly one of the most disgusting insects/things i have ever seen.

i had a dream about them that i can vaguely remember, but i dont want to.

[skiniks]

were maggots eating your eyeballs in your dream? that's pretty gnarly.

[julzkind]

they were eating your eyeballs, sir.

i would have thrown up on my friend if i sat on their maggot infested couch. fuck you, friend!

[skiniks]

woah, woah. you're having dirty dreams about me...

[julzkind]

it is superconfessional.

[jane]

i think i'm going to be 5"6 for the rest of my life. fuck me

me too

why does everything take so much time??

:(

[Egbert- Joe]

bears eat beets

Bears.

Beets.

Battlestar Galactica.

[salaryman]

my friend lives in a crackhouse

Yeah, sometimes bad shit happens there.

I usually bring juiceboxes for the kids at least.

[High Monika]

^hahahaha. But really, there's a level of unacceptable and maggots indicate you've passed that level.

Jane: you're only 5'6"?? Weird.

Lab: You say had. I'm hoping this means he beat that shit down?

[julzkind]

Yeah, sometimes bad shit happens there.

I usually bring juiceboxes for the kids at least.

im pretty sure the kids are rotted carcases at that point. =/

[salaryman]

im pretty sure the kids are rotted carcases at that point. =/

Nah, they're fine.

I mean sure sometimes they chew on the couch cushions when they are hungry, but who doesn't.

[samsikle]

maggots are quite possibly one of the most disgusting insects/things i have ever seen.

i had a dream about them that i can vaguely remember, but i dont want to.

my friend told me this story about The Perfect Pumpkin. a few halloweens ago him and his friends were gonna carve pumpkins and there was the most perfect, orangy, round pumpkin of all time. so they began to cut open the top and had a bag on the floor to catch the pumpkin guts. some fell on the floor but they were like fuck it we can pick it up later.. until they noticed that the floor was crawling with maggots. the not so perfect pumpkin. they also torched the bitch after

[timber]

Once I was eating a peach and then I got to the centre and suddenly saw cobwebs instead of the pit and so I threw it away and never thought of what might have been.

[samsikle]

that is the best way to do it.

[geekbonchic]

Q: What's the only thing worse than seeing a worm in your apple?

A: Seeing half a worm in your apple.

[Ahlvahroe]

so i have a couple days off of work and i dont know what to do. im getting all these signs to go to vegas, but i dont know if i want to head out alone. so im kinda torn, i havent really had a day off in a while but i dont want to waste this, fuck i know im gonna end up wasting this.

[geekbonchic]

Go get a good book, buy some new records, clean your house, make dinner with friends.

I am as domestic as fuck.

[salaryman]

Pine Sol your floors and then your Patent Leather CPs.

Microwave marshmellows and snort pixie stick pipe dreams.

No, no, find a sacajawea type chick and take peyote in the desert together..

[Orion]

Go get a good book, buy some new records, clean your house, make dinner with friends.

I am as domestic as fuck.

I'm so domestic, I kind of want that VW Routan minivan. For realz.

[evisu 2000]

i hate smoking when i drink

and i love my steaks extra well done

so they're chewy as fuck

[trystero]

i can smoke like 2 packs in one night

but i can go days without smoking easily

whats wrong with me