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i hate smoking when i drink

and i love my steaks extra well done

so they're chewy as fuck

Thats fucked

Do they butterfly it everytime

Does it look like two black Pringles on your plate

Food god hates you

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Lab: You say had. I'm hoping this means he beat that shit down?

He went to Germany for surgery and didn't tell anyone but his hospital staff. I almost filed a missing persons report.

Apparently, the operation to remove the tumor was a success but there were complications. He sent out another email to his coworkers yesterday, so at least he's well enough to use a computer.

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It was busy when I asked my new Australian coworker who's a saccharine sweet conventionally hot pneumatic surfey 9 with a terminally upbeat personality what she did outside of yoga, and I thought she said lapdancing, not latin dancing.

That's why I choked and dribbled water everywhere.

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i hate smoking when i drink

and i love my steaks extra well done

so they're chewy as fuck

fuck dat. gim it to me real bloody like.

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i want my plate to look like richard zednik's throat after playing the penguins.

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It was busy when I asked my new Australian coworker who's a saccharine sweet conventionally hot pneumatic surfey 9 with a terminally upbeat personality what she did outside of yoga, and I thought she said lapdancing, not latin dancing.

That's why I choked and dribbled water everywhere.

You should mumble when you ask her to go with you to a tapas bar.

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i was at fabulous festival in vegas on saturday. no, it was a rave/massive not a gay pride rally and that was not my confession.

i really hate how deceiving certain girls can be with a brush and some foundation. she looked more than decent when i met her and that was before i started rolling. but with all the sweating that happens at those things, it was like peeling a klondike wrapper off of a turd ridden with body acne. ugh, i must have popped one of those things squeezing her ass on the dance floor.

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i really want to fuck a cwg after looking that thread for the last like few months.

just do it

so fucking easy

requirements are like

wear a striped shirt

be drunk enough to talk shit (or talk shit sober)

be a dude

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this is true, additional requirement for CAG is tight pabants looks very cultured to them

corny asian girls?

corny asians wish they could be corny whites

just be surrounded by cwgs and u get the cwas no prob

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i had every intention of going to 8 AM class today...then some bitch sideswiped my car. $8000 damage. horray for insurance.

california kind of sucks right now

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i really want to fuck a cwg after looking that thread for the last like few months.

Move to Sacramento...CWG's, True Religion & BMWs galore.

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Sitting here high, with a cup of coffee in hand, 1/4 of the way through an essay that's due in about 7 hours. Fuck.

That's how I write essays too. Actually isn't that how most people write them? Well arts majors anyways...

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Sitting here high, with a cup of coffee in hand, 1/4 of the way through an essay that's due in about 7 hours. Fuck.

ME TOO!

but without the coffee. and i'm almost done the essay. and it's due in 11 hours. but i have class at 8. and i'm definitely high! wooooo

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