superconfessional

[chronoaug]

We still have my roomate's hiv and hepatitis free papers magneted on the fridge. As well as my no criminal record in the state of florida paper. This way people know where we stand.

congrats, minou. don't fuck it up. you have too many cool tees to go get the hiv

[gaydad]

i am fortunate to have a family that is caring but my personal ambitions does not go far

minou - stay safe~

[kiya]

applying for project runway of course.

My wife's high school friend from Yuba City just fucking won that shit this week.

[mr fluffernutter]

ive spent more money on fancy underwear in the last 3 months than ever before and its all to take waywts to pxt message the boy

I am not going to be the one to say it.

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

[whitney]

i've written on my left arm in pen:

"no more sugar. teeth = $1200.00

food is delicious for a second

but it will cost you a lifetime"

mostly meaning that I'll have a jaw full of fake teeth if I don't stop. this is after eating a box of 12.2 OZ. box of fruit loops, a bag of chocolate chip cookies, 2 bags of strawberry fruit gummy, 2 ice cream sandwiches, a chocolate crossiant and a pack of gum within a space of four hours and then my teeth started hurting like mofo the pain was intense..like I might need another root canal intense -______-#

edit-working so far..24 hrs no sugar so far..

[kiya]

I've written on my left arm in pen:

"no more sugar. teeth = $1200.00

food is delicious for a second

but it will cost you a lifetime"

mostly meaning that I'll have a jaw full of fake teeth if I don't stop. this is after eating a box of 12.2 OZ. box of fruit loops, a bag of chocolate chip cookies, 2 bags of strawberry fruit gummy, 2 ice cream sandwiches, a chocolate crossiant and a pack of gum within a space of four hours and then my teeth started hurting like mofo the pain was intense..like I might need another root canal intense -______-#

Sounds like you should go downstairs and hang out with your housemate. He has quite the sweet tooth himself.

[TransparentCranium]

How do you stay skinny?

[mr fluffernutter]

i have all my candy stashed in an old canadapost parcel/bag so nobody steals it

[whitney]

I'm not skinny..for an Asian

you should see my older sister

she's like a 00

my bff from hs is 000..literally bone and skin

[whitney]

Sounds like you should go downstairs and hang out with your housemate. He has quite the sweet tooth himself.

he has someone cooler to hang out with

I gave him a mooncake for welcoming treat instead of a mint on a nonexistent bed but truth is I already ate three an one more I'd have consumed 60g of sugar

[minou]

thanks for the +rep and kind words, guys.

cheers!!

[salaryman]

this is after eating a box of 12.2 OZ. box of fruit loops, a bag of chocolate chip cookies, 2 bags of strawberry fruit gummy, 2 ice cream sandwiches, a chocolate crossiant and a pack of gum.

this is out of control...you must contain the beast.

[pantheist]

i have a date with a hot asian who is 8 years older than me and i'm not even looking forward to it

[panicnation]

u should do as yr avatar suggests...

[knucks]

I'm not breaking it off with one of the girls I am seeing because she can get me free Red Wings tickets and Lidstrom+Holmstrom signed jersey.

[sushijerk]

i have a date with a hot asian who is 8 years older than me and i'm not even looking forward to it

Yo asians don't age well after a certain point. Older single asian women tend to be mad crazy/trying to lock it down for marriage. Might not be your situation but nonetheless.

[ExileOnMainSt]

I'm not breaking it off with one of the girls I am seeing because she can get me free Red Wings tickets and Lidstrom+Holmstrom signed jersey.

where you sittin?

i sat front row behind ozzie saturday against the rangers, and if your seats are anywhere near that, marry this broad

[knucks]

I dunno, she hasn't taken me to a game yet. I'll hollar at her in the next few days bout it.

[hellogoodbye]

she's gonna go crazy when she sees your sweet ink, broooooooo

[knucks]

she's gonna go crazy when she sees your sweet ink, broooooooo

+1

One day you're going to say something out of line and it will end your life. Just sayin'.

[hellogoodbye]

nah i don't usually speak to people of your ilk in real life. just sayin'

[knucks]

Yeah you'd end up in the hospital.

[Thorns]

Despite the potential gut I may develop, I'm a huge fan of the bacon cheeseburger with fried onions, sauteed mushrooms, and bbq sauce from Five Guys. Breakfast of Champions.

[conan.]

lol nux sux

[Bigyen]

Despite the potential gut I may develop, I'm a huge fan of the bacon cheeseburger with fried onions, sauteed mushrooms, and bbq sauce from Five Guys. Breakfast of Champions.

next time you're at a BBQ, try a hot dog sliced down the middle, filled with a pungent cheese (blue is good) and wrapped with 2 pieces of bacon. Flame grilled to carcinogenic heaven.

[minou]

i have an e-crush on tangerine. no homo kthxbye

[newaesthetic]

I spent the night at my ex' place on campus. Her fiancé has no idea.

[showbiz00ditc]

I spent the night at my ex' place on campus. Her fiancé has no idea.

you get yo dick wet?

[madeline]

I spent the night at my ex' place on campus. Her fiancé has no idea.

i hope for her he doesn't go on sufu.

my eyelashes have grown since i burned them off when the bbq exploded on me in the summer. quite happy about being able to wear mascara again. now if only my hair will grow back.

[kunk75]

i don't get this shared vag thing. i'm too territorial,

I spent the night at my ex' place on campus. Her fiancé has no idea.