superconfessional

[julzkind]

hell yeah superfuture. HIV NEGATIVE BABAY!!!

yay minou!!

i have known her 17 years and she's pretty vocal about shit when she's not happy so i'd say yes.

i cook. i take out the garbage. i have a giant penis. i buy her nice shit without her asking.

i bring in fresh cut flowers. i take the kids out once a week to give her a break. prolly didn't want to grow old with a bald dude and i demand sex every waking minute, but aside from that, what's not to like?

hi kunk, do you have a brother?

[kunk75]

nah. we both know our place and i'm still wearing the pants for the most part. we're both kind of traditional in that way.

and she doesn't have some miracle pussy, but i've had enough chicks to know that for the most part, one puss isn't too different from another so getting along and shit is more important than trying to dip it somewhere else. i have friends who cheated and live in basement apartments. my uncle lost millions in his divorce but to him it was worth it cause my ex-model ex-aunt wouldn't give it up but twice a year. as long as she respects me and fucks me and stays in shape and appreciates me, we're cool.

[sistersuzie]

i often wish i was born a man

[bill]

hell yeah superfuture. HIV NEGATIVE BABAY!!!

on a serious note, im happy for you

[artificialsky]

i often wish i was born a man

but think of all the +rep you'd miss out on...

[kunk75]

first off, good news minou.

geof-

i get frequently depressed but i grew up with very little. my grandparents paid for private school cause me and my mom lived in a bad neighborhood and my mom made dick as a social worker. my dad left before i was born. i didn't really envision having a decent house or a nice family or an education so worrying about infinitesimal shit seems petty. just trying to give us a better life and life is fine.

Hey man i dig your perspective on shit, nothing gets you down

You put a nice spin on everything man, like whats your outlook on life

[Guest jmatsu]

nah. we both know our place and i'm still wearing the pants for the most part. we're both kind of traditional in that way.

and she doesn't have some miracle pussy, but i've had enough chicks to know that for the most part, one puss isn't too different from another so getting along and shit is more important than trying to dip it somewhere else. i have friends who cheated and live in basement apartments. my uncle lost millions in his divorce but to him it was worth it cause my ex-model ex-aunt wouldn't give it up but twice a year. as long as she respects me and fucks me and stays in shape and appreciates me, we're cool.

if i were american and got married i would not cheat. the divorce courts in america seem to not favor males. i didnt mean to imply that i am surprised that you do not fuck other bitches on the sly, but i am surprised that you STILL wanna hit it so often (your wife). WOW...

[sistersuzie]

but think of all the +rep you'd miss out on...

oh noooooo. what would i do. being a girl is all i have...

but seriously, i envy you all, guys.

[kunk75]

every once in while i get an itch, especially to eat strange vag, but it's not worth it. couldn't face my kids. i had no dad so being superfuckingdad is important to me.

[Gouf]

dude, like, were you sad a lot as a kid?

[kunk75]

if you're being serious, no, almost never. i had a lot of toys and shit and spent nearly all my time drawing and barely talked to anyone. i was kind of retarded.

[Gouf]

i often wish i was born a man

like, penis envy! gotdam!

[Gouf]

Ok, well like when you look back do you ever feel some sort of deep pain or anguish when you think about your father??

[tg76]

ive spent more money on fancy underwear in the last 3 months than ever before and its all to take waywts to pxt message the boy

[tangerine]

I am not going to be the one to say it.

[kunk75]

no not really. was just as much my mom's fault cause she shut him out even when he tried to get in touch with me so the anger is equally distributed. life is too short.

however, i may hire a PI to look into his medical records so i know if there's any weird shit beyond male-pattern bladness to look not so forward to.

Ok, well like when you look back do you ever feel some sort of deep pain or anguish when you think about your father??

[gaydad]

kunk you are the much better man then i am

[kunk75]

why? dad issues?

[minou]

yay minou!!

first off, good news minou.

thanks guyzzz! me love you long time!

[chronoaug]

We still have my roomate's hiv and hepatitis free papers magneted on the fridge. As well as my no criminal record in the state of florida paper. This way people know where we stand.

congrats, minou. don't fuck it up. you have too many cool tees to go get the hiv

[gaydad]

i am fortunate to have a family that is caring but my personal ambitions does not go far

minou - stay safe~

[kiya]

applying for project runway of course.

My wife's high school friend from Yuba City just fucking won that shit this week.

[mr fluffernutter]

ive spent more money on fancy underwear in the last 3 months than ever before and its all to take waywts to pxt message the boy

I am not going to be the one to say it.

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

[whitney]

i've written on my left arm in pen:

"no more sugar. teeth = $1200.00

food is delicious for a second

but it will cost you a lifetime"

mostly meaning that I'll have a jaw full of fake teeth if I don't stop. this is after eating a box of 12.2 OZ. box of fruit loops, a bag of chocolate chip cookies, 2 bags of strawberry fruit gummy, 2 ice cream sandwiches, a chocolate crossiant and a pack of gum within a space of four hours and then my teeth started hurting like mofo the pain was intense..like I might need another root canal intense -______-#

edit-working so far..24 hrs no sugar so far..

[kiya]

I've written on my left arm in pen:

"no more sugar. teeth = $1200.00

food is delicious for a second

but it will cost you a lifetime"

mostly meaning that I'll have a jaw full of fake teeth if I don't stop. this is after eating a box of 12.2 OZ. box of fruit loops, a bag of chocolate chip cookies, 2 bags of strawberry fruit gummy, 2 ice cream sandwiches, a chocolate crossiant and a pack of gum within a space of four hours and then my teeth started hurting like mofo the pain was intense..like I might need another root canal intense -______-#

Sounds like you should go downstairs and hang out with your housemate. He has quite the sweet tooth himself.

[TransparentCranium]

How do you stay skinny?

[mr fluffernutter]

i have all my candy stashed in an old canadapost parcel/bag so nobody steals it

[whitney]

I'm not skinny..for an Asian

you should see my older sister

she's like a 00

my bff from hs is 000..literally bone and skin

[whitney]

Sounds like you should go downstairs and hang out with your housemate. He has quite the sweet tooth himself.

he has someone cooler to hang out with

I gave him a mooncake for welcoming treat instead of a mint on a nonexistent bed but truth is I already ate three an one more I'd have consumed 60g of sugar

[minou]

thanks for the +rep and kind words, guys.

cheers!!