superconfessional

[salaryman]

this is after eating a box of 12.2 OZ. box of fruit loops, a bag of chocolate chip cookies, 2 bags of strawberry fruit gummy, 2 ice cream sandwiches, a chocolate crossiant and a pack of gum.

this is out of control...you must contain the beast.

[pantheist]

i have a date with a hot asian who is 8 years older than me and i'm not even looking forward to it

[panicnation]

u should do as yr avatar suggests...

[knucks]

I'm not breaking it off with one of the girls I am seeing because she can get me free Red Wings tickets and Lidstrom+Holmstrom signed jersey.

[sushijerk]

i have a date with a hot asian who is 8 years older than me and i'm not even looking forward to it

Yo asians don't age well after a certain point. Older single asian women tend to be mad crazy/trying to lock it down for marriage. Might not be your situation but nonetheless.

[ExileOnMainSt]

I'm not breaking it off with one of the girls I am seeing because she can get me free Red Wings tickets and Lidstrom+Holmstrom signed jersey.

where you sittin?

i sat front row behind ozzie saturday against the rangers, and if your seats are anywhere near that, marry this broad

[knucks]

I dunno, she hasn't taken me to a game yet. I'll hollar at her in the next few days bout it.

[hellogoodbye]

she's gonna go crazy when she sees your sweet ink, broooooooo

[knucks]

she's gonna go crazy when she sees your sweet ink, broooooooo

+1

One day you're going to say something out of line and it will end your life. Just sayin'.

[hellogoodbye]

nah i don't usually speak to people of your ilk in real life. just sayin'

[knucks]

Yeah you'd end up in the hospital.

[Thorns]

Despite the potential gut I may develop, I'm a huge fan of the bacon cheeseburger with fried onions, sauteed mushrooms, and bbq sauce from Five Guys. Breakfast of Champions.

[conan.]

lol nux sux

[Bigyen]

Despite the potential gut I may develop, I'm a huge fan of the bacon cheeseburger with fried onions, sauteed mushrooms, and bbq sauce from Five Guys. Breakfast of Champions.

next time you're at a BBQ, try a hot dog sliced down the middle, filled with a pungent cheese (blue is good) and wrapped with 2 pieces of bacon. Flame grilled to carcinogenic heaven.

[minou]

i have an e-crush on tangerine. no homo kthxbye

[newaesthetic]

I spent the night at my ex' place on campus. Her fiancé has no idea.

[showbiz00ditc]

I spent the night at my ex' place on campus. Her fiancé has no idea.

you get yo dick wet?

[madeline]

I spent the night at my ex' place on campus. Her fiancé has no idea.

i hope for her he doesn't go on sufu.

my eyelashes have grown since i burned them off when the bbq exploded on me in the summer. quite happy about being able to wear mascara again. now if only my hair will grow back.

[kunk75]

i don't get this shared vag thing. i'm too territorial,

I spent the night at my ex' place on campus. Her fiancé has no idea.

[Egpt]

i don't get this shared vag thing. i'm too territorial,

you can only be territorial if you spend more time with her than the other guy. if that's not the case, then it's a raise your ego vag.

[kunk75]

i get it, i just don't want to taste what another guy had for lunch. or what his dick had for lunch.

[Egpt]

i get it, i just don't want to taste what another guy had for lunch. or what his dick had for lunch.

make sure you are the breakfast and come on her pubes. that will teach him

[arem]

I agree with Kunk here, Sufu dudes seem way too happy to settle for sloppy seconds. There are loads of women out there guys, go meet some new ones.

[newaesthetic]

No, nothing happened. I'm not entirely sure that's what she wanted, but I didn't, so I offered to sleep on the floor and avoid anything. She couldn't convince any of her friends to take her second ticket to a show last night, so I went with her. Missed my last bus back into town so she offered for me to go there. He has no idea I was with her at the show either. Woke up, she went to class with her housemate, then I let myself out.

Get to see her and the dude on Saturday at a house party. Apparently he feels threatened by me. Hah.

[78]

can someone please tell me what the fuck is up with that beto guy and his little dog... unresolved childhood issues... seek therapy, get over it, give the dog away and get a girl.........

[freecat]

i sweared it wan i waouldn't be drunk tonight

but i sort of won the quizz with the english guys

so there was a bottle of vodka for liek 8

akso i' veb been so falling behign lately

and don't enven go on the intenret

like i spent 45 min on the internet todayu

but onw i has omenye so i can go buy food instead of jawbn

[freecat]

adn i ma very exicted about tomorrow the bottle i bought

toi drink wat this party

does that make meh an alocoolic ?

[nf one]

buying food instead of jawns is the stupidest thing ever

go starve more

[freecat]

i bought only liei 75€ of food (and more than 60 on alcoh ol)this month tyet, wich is bum level food somehow

and like 400€ of janw and a new 400€ camera body. can't tell how i bought all those stuff thogu.

oh and i slept 3.5h, went to class, came tack too ak a nap went back to class hang out with marocci friends then library then class again till 8, ate a burger then went to the pub. no frre time tfor me... so ill go to sleep now htne.

good night superufuture !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DüM]

can someone please tell me what the fuck is up with that beto guy and his little dog... unresolved childhood issues... seek therapy, get over it, give the dog away and get a girl.........

he's posted his gf before.

I'm on some weird defending other people tip today.

I need to make fun of someone.