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next time you're at a BBQ, try a hot dog sliced down the middle, filled with a pungent cheese (blue is good) and wrapped with 2 pieces of bacon. Flame grilled to carcinogenic heaven.

Does this recipe go well with parliament lights?

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i must confess that i had a blunt that i wanted to finish (okay basically a roach).

so i go to smoke it, hold it with a pair of tweezers and im in my room, the top half of my body out the window and i drop the roach.

i had a dilemma for about 3 secs as i decided what to do...so i leap out of my window, pick the roach up and keep smoking outside until its all done. im in my pajamas, no bra, barefoot.

so now im back in my room and high as fuck.

i've decided that julz has to come to the next superfuture selfedge party so we can blaze.

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i've decided that julz has to come to the next superfuture selfedge party so we can blaze.

at some point there's needs to be a Ma·ri·jua·na meetup.

also, drifting is not fun in real driving situations.

and white people here call it 'tokyo drifting'

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went on date with older woman. she doesnt know my age, doesnt seem to care. shes pretty fucking sweet. she will make dinner tonight. shes dreamy as hell. </romantic>

why the fuck would she wanna fuck with me in any type of way when she cant get ANYTHING outta me? i mean unless she needed a younger brother type or some shit...shit is mind boggling. </realist>

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prolly wants some young cock that will stay up and is prolly an emotional retard. i'm not judging. this is good. will fuck your cock right off i bet.

when i was 17 i dated a 25 year old for 1.5 years. turned out to be nuts and fucked up in every conceivable way but sex was fucking amazing. she's married to a famous guy now. had pussy good enough for a famous guy to marry so i consider myself lucky.

good luck.

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speaking of smashing older women, i'm contemplating sexing this older woman for the financial benefits, i feel so dirty but she's fittin to buy that nice collective jacket i really want

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I hate the lack of musicians but the overabundance of musical theatre majors, i.e. vocal people. But the fact is, they can't sing. They only know how to belt in that non-rock n roll sorta fake singing sort of way thats too perfect and sounds like a in-tune fart. I wanna play music. :(

fookums, lets jam one of these days.

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yeah but with her kind of money that will probably be the tip of the iceberg, but i'm probably asking for more trouble than i need

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if you're single and she's single or not married to a mobster or some shit who might kill you, i don't see any complications. this board is full of great overthinkers when it comes to puss and peen. life is too short. fuck her, jacket or no jacket.

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at some point there's needs to be a Ma·ri·jua·na meetup.

also, drifting is not fun in real driving situations.

and white people here call it 'tokyo drifting'

that would be the best meet-up ever.

anyways, i pretty much always arrive blazed at the meetings or smoke then

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and she didnt even leave a note...not a kiss goodbye...

kunk, while i understand what you mean, i'm just lookin for somethin real so i overthink this type of shit. i know what a big pussy i am...

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It's not about being a pussy or not, it's just about knowing what you want and doing it.

I mean, if you're looking for something real, and you feel like her interest isn't in the same direction, just stop asking yourself question.

Enjoy the opportunity if it pleases you, but don't waste your time either.

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i find really hard to trust people. i mean, i can trust, but to a limit. there's always doubt in the back of my head. and it sucks 'cause often i would like to trust more, because i think it would be legitimate. but there's always something holding me back..

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