superconfessional

[mellowbonsai]

Just wash your hands before you touch any of my shit.

Seriously though, this is the confessional. Isn't that the point? Don't be afraid of unloading faggage, I subject everybody to mine daily.

i have some baggage to unload

yeah, im talking pouring out my recent purchases from the new zealand meetup out of my visvim e-cat if yadadadamean

SNAP

[High Monika]

I just realized bizzy and tg are different people. Why did this take me so long? They are clearly NOT the same person. Not even close. What the fuck?

[mellowbonsai]

wait, fuck. 90 litres?

make that a raf x eastpak

[landho]

Next week, I am going to buy something extremely lavish and expensive. Just because I feel like I deserve it after the shitty school year.

A study concluded that if you were to win the lottery, you would be happiest not buying armfuls of amazing stuff but rather spending the money on transient things--meals, traveling, throwing lavish parties, etc. That way, you will have only the memories of those experiences, which with time will attain a sort of golden haze, rather than piles of junk that linger around and haunt you, reminding you of your extravagence and also of the passing of time as they become dated or fall apart.

Me, I like owning shit personally and I don't have the kind of hangups that cause people to reflect too much on the past, but each to his own.

[jetlenoir]

A study concluded that if you were to win the lottery, you would be happiest not buying armfuls of amazing stuff but rather spending the money on transient things--meals, traveling, throwing lavish parties, etc. That way, you will have only the memories of those experiences, which with time will attain a sort of golden haze, rather than piles of junk that linger around and haunt you, reminding you of your extravagence and also of the passing of time as they become dated or fall apart.

Me, I like owning shit personally and I don't have the kind of hangups that cause people to reflect too much on the past, but each to his own.

I dunno if this is true... When I was 19 I blew my savings on blow and wild babes.

Wait, that was pretty killer. Nevermind.

[inaya]

I think I have a crush on jackie warner the work out lesbian

[Handlethevibe]

I don't like ice cream. I just can't understand what's so great about it.

[gas prices kill]

It is definitely great finding someone to mess around with after some huge breakup.

She definitely isn't as cute, but she'll suffice. Hopefully I can coax her into sex.

I am long overdue for sex.

[ProfMonnitoff]

messing around is plenty kissing and a bit of fondling

[junglejane]

I don't like ice cream. I just can't understand what's so great about it.

i am tempted to neg rape

[e0d9n0b5]

i don't like ice cream either

but my idea of sweets are liceorice or sour patch kids, can't stand rich heavy desserts.

[mr fluffernutter]

MY TOOTH FUCKING HURTS AND I HAVE A HEADACHE AND FUCK I'M NOT HAPPY WITH THIS SHlT

ALL THOSE COW TALES GOT ME GOOD

[the Repeater]

I know berries and sabayon is sorta classy, but damned if I don't want it a *pinch* sweeter.

[Boredom]

I wish I could be like T.J. Detweiler from Recess sometimes.

[doctorworm]

i am tempted to neg rape

i don't like cookies. i just can't understand what's so great about them.

[Leonard Leroy]

Man it was free ice coffee day at Dunkin Donuts so I went to every dunkin donuts in the area until I had the runs

[doctorworm]

i don't like cookies. i just can't understand what's so great about them.

that sir is a lie! you ate a chocolate chip cookie the other day and it was delicious

[doctorworm]

that sir is a lie! you ate a chocolate chip cookie the other day and it was delicious

SNITCH!!!

[billy dee williams]

i love drinking beer with black people

[↓ Is The New ↑]

I love sucking on blue jolly ranchers. Mmm suck.

[Guest jmatsu]

I love sucking on blue jolly ranchers. Mmm suck.

this guy's def happy about it.

[Servo2000]

I laughed.

[jetlenoir]

OUCH. She made it very clear that she was in no way interested in ever seeing me again.

Personality goes cold. I turn to my Virus C and get fat.

Decisions are made. Contacted B. Truax.

[sidneylo]

OUCH. She made it very clear that she was in no way interested in ever seeing me again.

Personality goes cold. I turn to my Virus C and get fat.

Decisions are made. Contacted B. Truax

Yeah. Can't do much when someone goes completely cold…

I got one of them metaphysical situation-jawns going on. You know, sheddin' hella shit since I'm uprooting out of NYC as we speak. DAMN THAT'S HELLA METAPHORICAL SON.

[fadingblue]

i almost cried watching the office finale

[jetlenoir]

Yeah. Can't do much when someone goes completely cold…

I got one of them metaphysical situation-jawns going on. You know, sheddin' hella shit since I'm uprooting out of NYC as we speak. DAMN THAT'S HELLA METAPHORICAL SON.

Nah. What I meant was, I went cold. It was over email so at least she didn't get to see me go "uuugh..."

She was nice about it. All she said was, "I don't need you to make me one, I'll buy my own as the semester is over and we probably won't be seeing each other for a while."

It's alright. She was something special, though. Sigh.

[geekbonchic]

i almost cried watching the office finale

Grow some balls before you watch TV.

No, but for reals, tonight's episode was CRAZY emotional.

[geekbonchic]

Also, timber has been looking crazy delicious recently. Stillhomo.

[wesc]

in love with her, yet feeling for another

taken she is and so am i

yet i cant help but have feelings for her ....

then she cheats with someone i know

burn.

[julzkind]

i am listening to itunes radio and dru hill just came on, i LOL'd....i also am singing along.