1st World Problems

[f50fan]

My favorite is at beaches with big shorebreak. A lot of people think that you can just wade in the shoreline area, but on beaches with big shorebreak, you just get hammered with a wall of water. Saw some european chick's ass a couple of weeks ago after she got slammed and her bikini bottom came off.

[OkayOkay]

what island are you on? It's the best when you see people that haven't ever seen the ocean before...they all mesmerized then BLAM.

[mapclub]

Can't decide which vis bag to buy.. ecat or ballistic 22L. Damn.

easily the biggest problem in this thread so far

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[f50fan]

what island are you on? It's the best when you see people that haven't ever seen the ocean before...they all mesmerized then BLAM.

I'm on Oahu, so plenty of tourists abound.

And to keep this thread on track:

My email got spoofed and my entire address book got a nice spamming this morning. My mom called and asked why I'm sending viagra emails.

[tu_madre51]

Was bored so blew up a chair with a dry ice bomb. Neighbors saw shit fly in the air and a boom. Cops cum. dgaf, tho

[jwsach]

u guys are doing it wrong. 1st world problems shud mention excess money and lifestyle, such as:

"The full grain leather on my brand new Audi's steering wheel makes my hands sweaty."

[freecat]

yeah, although there's also bad karma sometimes. i was 1stworldprobleming about mine and as a result the distributor cap broke in two.

[not too tight]

Bagels don't fit in my toaster.

[OkayOkay]

casually made french toast this morning, but ran out of time and had to eat it super fast before I left for work

[Transistor]

^^working on a weekend is fucking harsh bro

there weren't enough marshmallows in my lucky charms today cuz my bastard roommate always pours his bowls with extra marshmallows.

last night a scrub dropped the blunt but we were all too lazy to fix it so we just lit another one.

my xbox controller died on me moments before my 4th nuke of the night in mw2.

[Desi]

The line to this McQueen exhibit is keeping me from getting lunch/dinner.

[jyoni]

I'm starving.

[Iwmmm]

The inside of my M3 smells like cigarretts because I gave my brother a ride to the train station yesterday.

[breams]

Having to work on the weekend without being paid. Bullshiiiiit.

[Desi]

Posers don't like my Hedi Slimane inspired graphic tee line because they aren't artist.

[okonomi]

Stupid republicans can't handle my monarch-minded apparel.

[jizzimmy]

I ran out of shelf space for my blu ray collection so I have to drive to Ikea in another suburb to buy a new shelf.

[Bona Drag]

The inside of my M3 smells like cigarretts because I gave my brother a ride to the train station yesterday.

yea this is a pretty good 1

[Sugar Mountain]

Skype failed to work for an overseas job interview. Had to switch to shitty old speakerphone on a crackling line.

[mis]

I had to get another ipad because I have too many covers lying around going to waste

[Spastic_Koala]

[BearCousin]

100% accurate description of myself.

[stagename]

Having too many clothes makes me loose some time in the morning since I have to chose what I'll wear.

[jstavrin]

Turned down a summer job because I wouldn't have as much time to read and watch movies. Now I kinda need money.

[OkayOkay]

ignition switch was $700, had to be ordered from the UK.

had to buy new tires 2 weeks ago, have to do all 4 at the same time. Only tires avail of any decent quality were $1400 for the set.

air suspension control box failed, would have been $1600 but the shop said it would most likely fail again so I just ripped it out and put leaf springs in instead, still $600.

bought a new battery a few weeks ago, Interstate is the only brand available. Should have been like $60, was $130. Alternator is averaging .2 below desired levels, not a huge deal, but it will need to be replaced pretty soon I'm guessing...constant small electrical problems, fuses blow, lights short out, dash lights flicker, etc...

and on the horizon is the best...I'm getting a small oil leak and I'm almost positive it's gonna be a head gasket. Had it quoted at $2400.

It's a '99 with 94k on it, I only owe 5k, but the price of the repairs and the frequency is complete insanity. Toss in 9mpg (which I knew going in, I don't honestly drive that far or that often), and I'm hoping it'll get stolen and torched in the very near future.

and now I need new brakes, and probably rotors and calipers. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SOMEONE STEAL THIS THING AND BURN IT FOR ME.

[clover]

my roommate deleted all the shows recorded on our DVR including the new episodes of breaking bad. fucking bitch

[pokpok]

and now I need new brakes, and probably rotors and calipers. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SOMEONE STEAL THIS THING AND BURN IT FOR ME.

can't rep but LOL

[wchien]

got my final for my summer school class tomorrow and don't want to do anything but smoke weed

cali is too chill

[riff]

Stupid subzero freezer is running too cold, and now the gelato is hard as a rock. I had to use my cordless chisel to gouge a chunk out.

[shufon]

Having a hard time deciding which wine cellaring facility I should rent storage space from :\