1st World Problems

[lmk1995]

didn't get my new chinos hemmed short enough. now i'm debating between spending another $10/each to get 1.5 inches hemmed off or waiting until the next time I see my mom so she can do it.

[wahwho11]

I can't decide whether to take a couple month vacation in France or a 2 week vacation in tokyo.

why a couple weeks in france and only 2 weeks in tokyo?

[sawyer]

i have a problem with not having any problems with how "first world problems" started as a satire intended to lampoon luxury but now everyone just takes it seriously

[dovo]

Why can't fuckin subway have a drive thru? I mean, I'm really trying to eat healthier and get in better shape but i don't want to get out of the caarrrr.

[t3hcoke]

some do, just got to look for them du

[Lozinski]

Why do they spinach only in fairly big quantity? Motherfuckers, I can't fit 1lb of spinach inside of my system in under 5 days before they rot.

Edited March 8, 2012 by Lozinski

[t3hcoke]

???

cooking a pound of spinich reduces it alot

[BearCousin]

no one should eat spinach unless they are popeye, shits gross.

[lmk1995]

fuck outta here. sauté that shit with olive oil, garlic, and some almonds and you're good to go.

[Ahlvahroe]

"cant open my individually wrapped cookie" miss 17yr baby

i always thought individually wrapped cookies is a good idea. i have been eating a healthier diet these days but i cant say no to cookies, when there are 4 individually wrapped cookie wrappers on my desk i feel like a fat ass, while there is no visible proof to hinder me from throwing more down. i actually want some cookies now.

[siamese]

I can't find someone good enuff/I trust enuff to critique my portfolio for me before I send it off to fart skool

[Lozinski]

???

cooking a pound of spinich reduces it alot

Cooking spinach or any other vegetable removes most of it's nutrients. It's not really a matter of space but more a matter of: I already eat a bowl a day and the fucking bin is half full at the end of the week.

I'm assuming it's 1lb... Could be more

[t3hcoke]

dunno, mang. quick blanch and then ice bath helps alot

[Denpatou]

^^yep, i also tend to substitute spinach for lettuce on all accounts, due to its higher nutritional value. also, you'd be surprised what a difference simply chopping it makes--healthiest tacos ever.

[pepper davies]

Leaving school for a quick trip to Boston and New York and the airport only has one vegan pastry choice...

[epitaph220]

dunno, mang. quick blanch and then ice bath helps alot

this. i'm not a fan of the waxy feeling my teeth get after pounding down a bowl of fresh spinach

[boy better know]

want to buy myself a graduation gift but dunno what to buy between a Jil Sander suit or a nice watch

[cameron-]

^i know what I'd pick

my right thumb really aches from using my iPhone too much

[mmfood]

my wacom has basically become a $300 mouse pad.

Edited March 11, 2012 by mmfood

[StrangeLove]

im out of instant ramen noodles and im too lazy to go out and buy something to eat so im letting myself starve

[wahwho11]

delivery. have someone bring food to your house, because fuck it, they have a car too.

Edited March 12, 2012 by wahwho11

[DaBestSpoona]

cant do too much reading these days because my 5 minute commute to work is too short.

[akuma no uta]

why a couple weeks in france and only 2 weeks in tokyo?

Tokyo I'd have to get a hotel, France I can stay with friends.

[tablo]

when you rent a laptop from your school library so your bookmarks arent there and you have to type in your favorite websites manually. like a peasant

Edited March 12, 2012 by tablo

[wahwho11]

backup bookmarks, put them in google docs/mail them to yourself. click import. profit? fap?

Edited March 12, 2012 by wahwho11

[bfan]

went to this 'japanese fusion' place for happy hour, order 'crab roll' and it's just imitation crab in a roll

[the hall of vame]

waiting for 1080p videos to load... i dont have the extra two minutes so i made a sacrifice and had to watch in 720p how humiliating.

[fasttimes]

driving home at 4am and copping every single red light on the way

finally get home and there's a big pile of jawns on the bed that needs to be dealt with before i can lie down

sleep on the couch instead

[Forest Fire]

whenever i'm eating a slice of pie, it always has either too much filling or too much crust. i have yet to experience the golden crust to filling ratio..

[Denton]

the shake shack line is soooooo long when it's nice out