Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[whitney]

Why do you not have direct deposit

Ain't nobody got time to go to a bank

Also, does td not have the thing where you take a pic of the check to cash it? Chase has that and I think citi might also

last paycheck gotta be paid day you leave..or at least in CA; if they couldn't figure out ahead of time the amount and have a check overnight'd to you; or if it doesn't arrive in time like mine didn't..my manager ended up paying me cash from the store--and this was a big box name.

another big company, whom I left, two years later they mail me a check out of the blue, it was about $600, a weeks paycheck I never cashed.. I always pick paper checks over direct deposit when given the option

anyways

he can always go to them and tell them the check is lost, place a stop payment and reissue

[copknocks]

i'm going to croatia for a month in a little under two weeks.  very excited, a little scared as i've never been out of the country on my own before.  gonna be an interesting experience for sure.

[brother teresa]

Didnt mean to neg finger slipped on mobile was trying to see reppers

you're in trouble mister...

[haploid]

what the fuck. its 2:52 AM here and i was listening to a mix, drinking a few beers and the buzzer for my front door went off. i let it sit for a few minutes thinking someone is drunk and will just go away. they keep buzzing for five minutes solid, very obnoxiously. the following conversation occurs through the intercom (i live on the third floor of a small apartment building):

 

me: who is it?

dude: its julian

me: who?

dude: julian

me: i don't know anyone by that name, go away.

dude: just let us in, we're good people

me: absolutely not. go away.

dude: we're good people i promise let us in

me: if you don't leave i'm going to call the police

dude: call the boys

me: i said i'm going to call the police

dude: yeah sure call the boys

me: if you don't leave immediately i will phone them in

dude: call them

 

line goes silent and now i hear nothing. sorta fucking paranoid to go to sleep now. wtf was that?!

Edited June 27, 2014 by haploid

[uhhuh69]

it's a skinwalker. pack your shit and leave town

 

[haploid]

dude fuck. scariest part of it was that my roof extends out a bit in front of my apartment building (its a converted house i think), so you can't see the front stoop or whose ever there from my apartment. so i waited for like twenty minutes, looking out my window for him to walk back down the sidewalk that connects the street sidewalk to my front door.

 

i never saw anyone.

[Hsin8]

I hope I don't get arrested for taking 2 liters of whole milk with me on my weekend trip to paris

 

nobody must know my terrible secret

Edited June 27, 2014 by Hsin8

[BearCousin]

this girl i hung out with maybe 5-6 times got way super into me and was coming off mad clingy so i backed off... havent hung for a couple weeks, rarely text anymore. other night she wanted to drop off my early birthday present (a month and a half before my actual birthday)  a $2,000 camera i've been wanting.  like wut?

[SSchadenfreude]

this girl i hung out with maybe 5-6 times got way super into me and was coming off mad clingy so i backed off... havent hung for a couple weeks, rarely text anymore. other night she wanted to drop off my early birthday present (a month and a half before my actual birthday)  a $2,000 camera i've been wanting.  like wut?

Nice! Mods change bearcousin to sugardickdaddy

[shoreman]

He accepts that camera and he's dead in a couple of months. Might be too late either way.

Sorry bro. 

[wahwho11]

well, make sure the camera auto-uploads via wifi so we can see your murder on it before she erases it

[Magsåvningsreserven]

how did she know what camera you wanted? are you bouncing your amazon wishlist around like a ho?

anyhow, poor girl will facepalm twice a year whenever she randomly remembers spending $2000 on a camera trying to impress a guy

 

must be puppy love

 

[uhhuh69]

someone's trying to arrange a fight with me because i jokingly said i'd knock someone out for having a private Instagram account

[BearCousin]

how did she know what camera you wanted?

She came over one night and I had a little brochure on it sitting on my table because I was at the camera store earlier that day checking it out... How she remembered what brand/model is beyond me.

[conqueror]

i went on a date with a girl who recently moved to aus from china. somehow chinese films came up and i made a really bad joke re: triad. she started to tell a long story about how her dad had been kidnapped by the triad when she was a little girl and the family lost a huge amount of money through extortion. obviously she got v upset because i'm an idiot but i managed to save the day with another dumb joke about how i have a big nose and bought her coffee.

Edited June 28, 2014 by conqueror

[Thatboyo]

this girl i hung out with maybe 5-6 times got way super into me and was coming off mad clingy so i backed off... havent hung for a couple weeks, rarely text anymore. other night she wanted to drop off my early birthday present (a month and a half before my actual birthday) a $2,000 camera i've been wanting. like wut?

So did you put out for her

[kH0yA Sw@Gp0o]

^aka "did u bang doe"

[jayrock]

Almost fucked a mother of 2 Had if not been for her stupid friend

Ffffffffffff

[Fycus]

I can imagine your avatar dancing at the thought of boning her too 

Edited June 30, 2014 by Fycus

[fads]

i know you meant you were actually imagining him boning but u stealth edited...

[jayrock]

lol I should cut back on the drinking

4 day work week tho

[EG562]

i'm going to croatia for a month in a little under two weeks.  very excited, a little scared as i've never been out of the country on my own before.  gonna be an interesting experience for sure.

hope your checking out some festivals.

Such a incredible place to visit.

Really enjoyed Vis, great food and the people were super nice. 

Edited July 2, 2014 by EG562

[copknocks]

hope your checking out some festivals.

Such a incredible place to visit.

Really enjoyed Vis, great food and the people were super nice. 

 

any recommendations?   i'm gonna be in zagreb for a week then zadar for another three weeks.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

yeah there's a lot more interesting music out there in the world better than death grips

 

get over it ya baby

[rafsemens]

somebody srsly referred to their own music as a 'conceptual art exhibition' 

...good riddance... 

[uhhuh69]

what music will i blast at midnight in my cul-de-sac and then drive away in my Prius in a huff when the estate's security comes to tell me to turn it down now?

[tac0tron]

somebody srsly referred to their own music as a 'conceptual art exhibition'

...good riddance...

performance art duhh

[SSchadenfreude]

what music will i blast at midnight in my cul-de-sac and then drive away in my Prius in a huff when the estate's security comes to tell me to turn it down now?

krzysztof komeda

Edited July 3, 2014 by SSchadenfreude

[mr fluffernutter]

somebody srsly referred to their own music as a 'conceptual art exhibition' 

...good riddance... 

lol how u want an 'artist' to refer to his 'art'? please tell us

[skeetinmynose]

When I was 16 I did a modeling thing for a friend's company. Just remembered it ended up on hypebeast. Therefore am I sufustreetweargod? Pic of me is on the right

 

 

meant to neg =]