Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[haptronic]

i just got out of rehab. 18 weeks of intense work on myself, coming up to 6 months clean. what is going on around here?

[StrangeLove]

i was just thinking of you today. weird.

[okonomi]

Random Access Mediocrities

[StrangeLove]

sometimes i compare real life clothing items to video game armor and then try to gauge how much stats the real life piece of clothing will add. Of course the class you are determines whether or not the clothing is beneficial to your class or not

[gettoasty]

Driving to work 9AM in the morning on 880

 

Avoided road kill, looked like a dead possum. See the car ahead of me then swerve right and immediately see this:

 

 

 

 

 

FLAILING but unable to move. Just a huge white fur thing with the pointed snout and long nude tail. Was surreal and freaky. Half-dead road kill or about to get run over by a semi 

 

FUUUUUUUUUU

 

It was flailing for dear life, I just want to exaggerate that. 

Edited May 14, 2013 by gettoasty

[gettoasty]

ya man fuck

[ninetynine]

My dog killed and ate an entire possum except for the spine and tail in my backyard

 

I didn't even see any of the other bones...

[kH0yA Sw@Gp0o]

this thai girl who was my classmate when i was an exchange student is named yung ying on facebook. 

all i can think of now whenever i see her post something is her rapping some real trap shit or something and it's really odd because she spoke essentially no english.

[Bigyen]

I have failed miserably.

Edited May 14, 2013 by Bigyen

[wood 666]

i just got out of rehab. 18 weeks of intense work on myself, coming up to 6 months clean. what is going on around here?

ah there you are

[fang]

hologram ODB and Eazy-E at rock the bells

[hahapete]

My girlfriend's uncle, upon meeting me for the first time, slapped my ass and said, "He's got brown in him but he's definitely American!"

 

He later asked me if I was interested in buying a "top brass, fucking high quality" gun safe a friend was selling.

 

 

 

Last week I bought string cheese (holla), opened the bag, and put it in the fridge but didn't eat any (was in a rush and then forgot about it). A few days later I saw a string cheese wrapper was in the bottom of my trash bin that stuck to something and counted that three were missing from the bag. Over those few days the only people who had been over were my mother (who doesn't like string cheese) and my girlfriend (who is vegan).

 

So I asked my girlfriend about the missing string cheese. It turns out that after spending MONTHS trying to convert me to veganism, my girlfriend has been moonlighting as an animal-product-eating-normal-person this entire time.

 

No more quinoa and lentils for me. No ma'am. We're eating lard fried dead animals and their products. 

 

 

 

When I'm on the phone at work I like to doodle and if I'm particularly proud of my doodle or if I doodled on something I need to keep, I put it in one of my drawers. They're really bad and maybe I'll post some later. When doing some spring-cleaning at the office I brought a lot of them to my parents' house and accidentally left them there.

 

My sister and a few friends looked through them and one friend apparently was particularly enamored with a cursive "fuck" I wrote on a spreadsheet that she got it tattoo'd on her arm. So now she has "fuck" on her arm in bad 8th grade level cursive and I can't wait to see it. What a bad decision. 

Edited May 15, 2013 by hahapete

[hahapete]

whoops fuck 

 

Edited May 15, 2013 by hahapete

[StrangeLove]

When I'm on the phone at work I like to doodle and if I'm particularly proud of my doodle or if I doodled on something I need to keep, I put it in one of my drawers. They're really bad and maybe I'll post some later. When doing some spring-cleaning at the office I brought a lot of them to my parents' house and accidentally left them there.

 

My sister and a few friends looked through them and one friend apparently was particularly enamored with a cursive "fuck" I wrote on a spreadsheet that she got it tattoo'd on her arm. So now she has "fuck" on her arm in bad 8th grade level cursive and I can't wait to see it. What a bad decision. 

i used to do that too it was so embarassing when my family found my hentai drawings

[Vampyrvargfesten]

My sister and a few friends looked through them and one friend apparently was particularly enamored with a cursive "fuck" I wrote on a spreadsheet that she got it tattoo'd on her arm. So now she has "fuck" on her arm in bad 8th grade level cursive and I can't wait to see it. What a bad decision. 

 

this is very inspiring

did she tattoo the spreadsheet as well?

[tac0tron]

Just experienced one of the most terrifying moments of my life, witnessing my good friend have a seizure and having to scream for help. I need to do nothing for the rest of the night.

[scientifick]

the other day i farted while at a urinal and immediately contemplated the action's trillness

[hahapete]

this is very inspiring

did she tattoo the spreadsheet as well?

Woulda been great if she also tattoo'd the expense reports a coworker gave me that included Twizzlers and club soda but sadly she did not. 

[ninetynine]

the other day i farted while at a urinal and immediately contemplated the action's trillness

 

If it was a fart at a reasonable volume then it's not really worth discussing

 

farting loudly is really where we start to talk business

[lotek01]

Ben Franklin agrees

http://humorinamerica.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/fart-proudly/

[CHINESEGOLD]

Got into my first choice university now I give no fucks about school all of a sudden

[on-display]

If I was a chic with nice tits, I'd totally show them off. 

[Vampyrvargfesten]

If I was a chic with nice tits, I'd totally show them off. 

 

that's easier said than done

Edited May 16, 2013 by Vampyrvargfesten

[ninetynine]

continue...

[sawyer]

^^^i said if that's a show than i'd done off easier chics with them totally nice tits

 

was

[StrangeLove]

shits crazy how folks in prison can get smart phones and stuff. So basically my life isnt much different then being in a prison

[ninetynine]

-Locked inside all day

-Look at pictures of women

-All clothes are the same color

 

Am I talking about sufu or prison?

 

~*It's up to you*~

[Azurewrath]

turns out our Azurewrath is a reddit import!

protip for posting on sufu: try to hide association these lame nerd caves

lol

Edited May 23, 2013 by Azurewrath

[wahwho11]

spent the day watching all the rocky fights.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

korean bootleggers are selling fake hood by air stuff now LOL

remember when HBA was just a small experimental homo-thug fashion imprint several years ago?

 

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Paramount-Classics-Print-Long-Sleeve-Tee-XS-M-Hood-by-air-Rocky-A-AP-Kanye-T257-/360657186073?pt=US_Mens_Tshirts&hash=item53f8d7ed19

 

 

http://www.ebay.com/itm/vb-HOMME-Classics-Hood-by-Air-Graphic-Sweatshirt-8RG-/221225312566?pt=US_Mens_Sweats_Hoodies&var=&hash=item33820e6136

 

rapper cosplay

Edited May 17, 2013 by Vampyrvargfesten