Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[1 9 9 3]

First interview went well, and my 2nd interview (with the managers) will be this Wednesday!

Pretty excited, and thank you guys for the support.

[shinobi2000]

just ate a whole package of fresh lychee

there is juice everywhere...

am i doin this right

ha, now try passion fruit, i had the same reaction when i ate that for the first time

[e0d9n0b5]

make chicken quesadillas

bitches love chicken quesadillas

make cold chicken

just ate a whole package of fresh lychee

there is juice everywhere...

am i doin this right

i made cold chicken

ha a ahaa jk i made bbq chicken sandwiches with some spinach and green onionsss

[mr fluffernutter]

i always make bbq chicken sandwiches when i get cold chicken

[wahwho11]

http://limekle.com/willsmith.mp3

if you want to download the 3 way will smith.

[gettoasty]

re: burger tee

wut?

[conqueror]

my ex-girlfriend just called herself 'mysterious' on fb. lulwut.

[okonomi]

re: burger tee

wut?

I own this. Still need more junk food emblazoned attire.

[lotek01]

weed candy feels good man

taste not so much

but feels good man

[ojsimpson]

rickards red on tap

Edited June 12, 2012 by ojsimpson

[jayrock]

Just ordered my first vaporizer... pretty stoked

Arizer extreme q

[MagikBonez]

I got that extreme q too man it's awesome but two pieces of advice would be to buy tuff bowls as you will break some and also if you got a bong hook that shit up feels good man

[blm14]

Am I the only one who comes on here only when Im high?

Yes.

And in other news: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Magical-TIME-MACHINE-wicca-pagan-TIME-TRAVEL-device-/160382712355#ht_16224wt_1066

TAKE MY MONEY NAO!!!!

[blasterofair]

http://www.factmag.com/2012/06/12/five-years-on-nme-apologise-to-morrissey-over-racism-accusations/

for a minute there, i thought fact magazine had caught up on one of our inside jokes. (see last sentence)

[Denton]

Yes.

And in other news: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Magical-TIME-MACHINE-wicca-pagan-TIME-TRAVEL-device-/160382712355#ht_16224wt_1066

TAKE MY MONEY NAO!!!!

isn't sapphire the person who wrote precious? sideline in "palm pilot" time machines?

[Denton]

isn't sapphire the person who wrote precious? sideline in "palm pilot" time machines?

edit - "

Because the

Deluxe version

of time machine is a lot more powerful than the basic version, there is no weight limit.

"

bahahaha

[wahwho11]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Astral-Sex-Art-of-Astral-Projection-/160421631559?pt=US_Nonfiction_Book&hash=item2559dfd647

i think astral sex projection is cooler than time travel

[BearCousin]

Chillin out by the pool and my super white suburban neighbors are playing Kriss kross super loud. I can dig it.

[saffronrevolution]

http://www.ebay.com/...=item2559dfd647

i think astral sex projection is cooler than time travel

man the chapter titles in this are some of the most lol-worthy things ever

[Gatefold]

for some reason i just got real disappointed cos i just realized that atlus doesn't actually make the stereotypical fatlus logo shirt

maybe i'll make one

Edited June 13, 2012 by Gatefold

[philosophiliac]

How to shrink "vagina" after "giving birth"?

When your penis is too "small or short"?

Sex with woman who "gave" birth before

lol. how do you get a book published when you can't write coherently?

[fang]

i want a huge USA themed tattoo, any ideas?

bald eagles, stars/stripes, monster trucks: i'm game

[ejm285]

something like this?

[evisu 2000]

love it or leave it bitches

[BearCousin]

went out with okayokay and a group of other people last night... totally had the opportunity to holler at this beezy 10 years older than me with HUGE fuckin boobs. she was dumb as shit though so i was like fuck this girl and didn't say much to her all night. then later i find out homegirls a stripper and i'm like oh fuck game on. but by the time i found that out she had called her friends to come hang out so it was too late. dudes show up and one is wearing a black wife beater, alpine stars hat, sagging denim jnco shorts, and reef flip flops. one of his friends decided go jesus style and wear all white. white hat, white metal mulisha tee, white shorts. i got cockblocked by a dirtbag in a black beater. super chump of me.

moral of the story, even if the girl is annoyingly stupid you should still try to holla because she may be a stripper and prolly knows how to work da dick.

[jayrock]

I almost had the opportunity to bang a stripper at the pool this weekend. Until my friend accused her of smoking crank, at which point she screamed "that's my apartment and I can do whatever the fuck I want in there!!" grabbed all her shit and stormed off, presumably to go smoke more crank.

My friends had placed bets on who would hook up with her first between me and my other buddy, but it was a decided push since she bailed on both of us. Until next time....

[duck sauce]

"It's My First Time, Go Slow" Driving School

[jayrock]

new rep system is retarded. how we supposed to reciprocate if we don't know who repped our shit? mother fuckers could be repping all their own shit for all we know and getting away with it

derp

[lerrr]

anonyrep

[OkayOkay]

Wait, rep changed again?