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wait a minute. i was browsing through the WAYWT threads and aren't you the guy who was wearing some girly teal sweater? You make a valid point but you mr. dj have no say in this. I haven't seen the other stuff you wear but so far that was the most feminine fit I've seen in some time. id rather look like a pretty boy than my aunt on thanksgiving any day.

For the record the sweater is from Facetasm. It's an up-and-coming Japz label and its got the "ugly oversized sweater" trend on lock. The label had a used/vintage/second-hand meets psychedelic tip to it. Probably too next level or just "ugly" for most of you kids to understand which is perfectly fine cuz I love it. It's awesome because it seamlessly combines mohair wool on the top half and lambs wool on the bottom half with no switching / seamless knitting.

Look the label up.

www.facetasm.jp/

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For the record the sweater is from Facetasm. It's an up-and-coming Japz label and its got the "ugly oversized sweater" trend on lock. The label had a used/vintage/second-hand meets psychedelic tip to it. Probably too next level or just "ugly" for most of you kids to understand which is perfectly fine cuz I love it. It's awesome because it seamlessly combines mohair wool on the top half and lambs wool on the bottom half with no switching / seamless knitting.

Look the label up.

www.facetasm.jp/

to each his own. that was my point.

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Oh my fucking god. my sister said she cant make it home so she came over with her +6 of her friends +2 of my other sisters drunk as shit and they are absolutely eating everything. So i look at her friend thats eatting the rotisserie chicken and im like you want some rice? she just fucking grabs it with her hand and her + everyone else just starts digging in while alternating going to the rice cooker to grab some rice. im not upset but this is entertaining seeing these girls pig out! by pig out i mean eating with their barehands and wiping it on their dresses except for this one girl who seems too shy but shes obviously drunk.

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For the record the sweater is from Facetasm. It's an up-and-coming Japz label and its got the "ugly oversized sweater" trend on lock. The label had a used/vintage/second-hand meets psychedelic tip to it. Probably too next level or just "ugly" for most of you kids to understand which is perfectly fine cuz I love it. It's awesome because it seamlessly combines mohair wool on the top half and lambs wool on the bottom half with no switching / seamless knitting.

Look the label up.

www.facetasm.jp/

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that's a nice sweater. i just really wasn't a fan of how you put that one outfit together, tbh. but that's me, you're also the same guy who bought gewd pump furys

and on merits of that parka of yours alone

internet fame x1000

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craigslist follies

so i was skulking around CL yesterday afternoon and wandered into the legitimate “woman seeking men†section and found an ad for what sounded like a nice woman (35) out of alexandria. the ad said she wanted to go out for dinner and drinks, so with qman giving me the heisman yesterday i figured maybe i would go on a date. so i answered and we chatted and i made my way to alexandria on metro where she picked me up. (of course as soon as i get to my destination in alexandria qman calls and tells me they are going to some capitol hill bar and i should come — and he actually tries to persuade me to ditch the date and come. they must have been pretty low in the joke department!)

here is her linked in profile (went thru her medicine cabinet)
XXXXXXX

so she drives me to the capitol city brew pub in shirlington — right on that same strip where we lost our minds when qman had the best deal of any internship ever and lived in shirlington. that weekend drinking session is the summer of 2001 is actually one theory on the origin of “flipping outâ€, and also when all’s potter saw were beer ads.

now this girl is a booze bag and starts right in with vodka and cranberry. i had 4 giant beers and then we started doing jameson shots (no pickle back though). oh, and the way, it was still light out. so of course we get into her car and she drives to safeway and we pick up three bottles of shiraz wine and go back to her place. we are just having a blast and she is really cool, and we are slugging this wine and making out. we are also giving each other run downs of our criagslist encounters. she was showing me all the email replies she got to her ad. also she had been chatting (like yahoo chat) with another guy prior to my email so all of a sudden he started messaging her. so we started fucking with him and she told him she was with me and we were hanging out and she just knew i was going to be good in bed. so that was when we really started hooking up.

now when i was kissing her i put my hand on her neck and then by the way she reacted i just knew she wanted to be roughed up a little bit. so, as i told dave, from then on it became like a porno scene you would watch with “cock worship†in the title. she was on her knees for most of it, right in front of her balcony which faces the parking lot (after she opened the door). i would repeatedly smack her in the face while she was blowing me. and she could take the entire thing, like her lips all the way down to my stomach, and not just up and down but hold it there for a very long time. also she would tilt her head back and have me pour like entire glasses of wine down her throught and have no problem drinking 6 ounces of wine in one shot. total slut. this went on for a very long time.

then it was time for sex. but first she told me she has lupus. i have no idea what lupus is. so when she went to pee i googled it and found it it makes you tired but is not contagious, so good to go (well, im sure yahoo answers is super reliable, right??). then she goes and gets me a condom and jumps up on me and starts going to town. but this small condom is like really tight. its killing me, so i say that and she says that she will get a larger one because she has plenty. so i pull out and notice the one i have on is covered in blood. im like “are you on your period??â€. she tells me no, but she has an IUD that never really sat right and they are having trouble getting it out or her, so sometimes it gets knocked around and bleeds. this was gross and i told her i couldnt have any more sex. she lost it. yelling at me, and then threw her clothes on and told me she was driving me home. now she was wasted and there we were doing 101 miles per hour up 395 past the pentagon and across the 14th street bridge, with the dave matthews band CD she had blasting the entire time. As soon as fucking ants go marching came on and she crossed the 100 mph threshold, wasted and crying, i was certain i had transitioned either into a movie or the end of my life, where the chickens had come home to roost, and the results of all of my disgusting actions were culminating in a final moment before i was killed in a crash, set to the terrible music of some douchebag from south africa who will never be as big as jimmy buffet — my own personal hell.

well she dropped me off on the corner and i got pizza and called joyce, and then cried myself to sleep watching “spanglishâ€. then at about 5am did the “where the fuck am i†wake up - the volk special.

anyways, jeff, and ring pictures? qman glad you had fun yesterday, see you for the move. worm and jaret, thanks for your attention.

HAHAHAHA

enjoy the rest of the weekend guys!

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Ice cold drinking fountain at the gym (or just extremely cold drinking fountains in general)...I don't know if there is anything better in this world.

eating like a burger and having a beer after swimming does it for me.

so great to appreciate the simple things in life

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I remember making fun of rice rockets and such while growing up. Didn't know a single person who thought it was cool to put stickers on their car and most of my friends had taken a few auto tech classes before delving into their own cars. It's quite often now that I hear of people complaining about how expensive it is to go down the proper path and choose the proper modifications but in the end, these same people often spend twice as much in just fixing their car after their half-assed modification tears everything else to pieces.

Now it seems like function can barely catch up with form while kids toss out their perfectly fine suspension and wheels in favor of poorly thought out coilovers and fake wheels with ridiculous alignments and stretched tires. What the hell happened? Are people so hellbent on personalizing their car that in an effort to make it unique, that they ultimately turn it their once normal car into a rolling pile of junk?

I'm not saying everybody should throw as much money as they can into making a racecar but fuck, manufacturers spend millions of dollars researching and testing nearly every variable of a car before it's put on sale. How are you going to undo all that in the pursuit of being cool in front of your friends?

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