shit you hate

[dino might]

Slant pockets make my change fall out and scoop pockets I can never get my hands into! Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[zenii]

when the butter is too cold/hard to spread over toast.

and burnt toast.

actually burnt anything. fuck wasting food.

[jackg]

when something you want to buy, is sold out by the time you finish filling in the sites registration page! FUCK

[morse9443]

I should be at the beach but it's 10 degrees too cold=fucking bored!

[DüM]

lol man that's junk. i'm not pleased they sampled wu tang.

though, if Rae's on the track then it's fine.

If Ghost sang the Bieber parts it'd be great.

[vitasoy]

facebook status updates that consist of

"HACKED BY (enter name) <3"

[putmetomygrave]

people who brag about how much pot they smoke...

aww ur cool kid!! psyche

[amardeep]

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[e0d9n0b5]

people who brag about how much pot they smoke...

aww ur cool kid!! psyche

i smoke my own turds n i am cool

[domdomdomdom]

when your connect on fun drugs falls thru at/close to the last minute before an event where fun drug taking would be especially fun.

on that note, anyone in the LA area know where 2 cop some *edit* good *edit* acid? PM me

can not find any drops anywhere, just sheets of tabs

[Guest on-display]

when I go grocery shopping and I get a cart that has one bad wheel that makes it move crooked. or one that vibrates everytime I move it and everyone in the store can hear the damn thing

[BeachHouse]

misdialing a phone number then quickly hanging up, then the person calls back and is all "I missed a call from this number. Who is this? What do you want?". Really man? You're that lonely?

[HOLY]

The fucking cleaning lady, bitch you'll touch my shit ill cut your fingers so you aren't gonna clean any more.

[epitaph220]

misdialing a phone number then quickly hanging up, then the person calls back and is all "I missed a call from this number. Who is this? What do you want?". Really man? You're that lonely?

so, you mad that he/she wants to know who's calling?

[jackg]

Monash University Hockey Club -

"Well, this is goodbye. I mean, we obviously have nothing in common. I'm a genius, you're all fucking wankers. You'll never see me again. You don't deserve to see me again."

[weidna]

can not find any drops anywhere, just sheets of tabs

things turned out OK. ended u finding some great mushrooms, though i did have drive to the heart of hollywood from my apartment in santa monica to get them. just wanted something to have a nice trip on at FYF Fest this past Saturday and a nice trip i had.

a few ladies "alternative/hipster fashion trends" (with a little help from my 'third eye', as squinted as it may have been) that are fast becoming examples of "shit i hate":

1) general unkemptness/laizes-faire sense of hygiene - having a completely hands-off approach to the hair on your head is one thing, doing the same with your underarm is and always will be a BIG FUCKING NO NO. i understand this whole retro-fetish/back-to-the-basics approach but there's such thing as going "bohemian" while still being a civilized human being, hoes.

2) boy hair cuts - unless you're going full on lesbian or to boot camp and the motivations are more permanent, the sinead o'connor ain't a good look. plus no one wants to fuck somebody who looks like a cancer patient, alotta potential negative stigma coming from that sexual encounter.

3) mom jeans/mom jean shorts - let's leave the high-waisted, completely unflattering leg wear to the real moms out there. the ones posted up on couches across middle america, (un-ironically) wearing sweaters with kittens on them and fingering themselves to sarah palin's latest abomination broadcasted on television. you're young, you've still got a few years before everything worth being proud of on your bodies sags to shit. dress accordingly

[BeachHouse]

so, you mad that he/she wants to know who's calling?

I shoulda added more detail, it's when the "conversation" continues past me telling them I misdialed. I'm on the phone a ton at work and I got dem fat fingers, so I probably run into this more often then other people. When it gets into "what number were you trying to call" is where I start to get really annoyed...

[freecat]

i just put a loooot of curry in my chilli con carne instead of cumin...

[PeterParker]

My fuckwad boss who owns a C63 (his second one because he wrote off his last one - his fault) and pays the dealership to change his oil, giving me shit about maintaining my own car (which I rebuilt the engine, swapped out the suspension, etc.) Fuck you.

[Guest on-display]

The sound of gardeners. Must you always wake me up with your fucking impossibly loud lawnmowers and blowers. (just woke up from one)

[Gatefold]

it'd be nice to go a day without thinking about rinsing my mouth with buckshot. at lieast singha is here for me.

[BeachHouse]

starting to drag myself to bed after staying up way too late and falling asleep on the couch, only to realize there's chores I was supposed to do (put dinner away, etc) that really can't wait till morning (unless I want the wife to unleash hell in the am).

[spaces]

fuck people who try really hard to make you think they do not give a fuck about what you think and how you perceive them.

[Before the Dawn]

The fucking cleaning lady, bitch you'll touch my shit ill cut your fingers so you aren't gonna clean any more.

U fuckin rich pussy. U ain't gonna touch shit but daddy's credit card.

[samsikle]

fucking flakers. i made plans with my friend whom i haven't seen in a while to get coffee yesterday and today i call his house cause he doesn't have a phone at the moment. he's not there. then i call his two friends he'd most likely be with and they don't pick up. what a fucking bitch man.

[NatseOklim]

The Pope and the majority of religious institutions continual insistance that only the religious are moral or good and that secularism is a negative force.

[6ixes&7evens]

in your face athiests these guys are more obnoxious then the religious people that knock on your doors.

[Stacks]

people hew right then when they mean than

moving (packing and unpacking)

[oOmegaOo]

people hew right then when they mean than

moving (packing and unpacking)

That is the most unique spelling of "who" I have ever seen.

[Lozinski]

I hate your and you're a lot more actually...

Especially when the person is writing some real talk shit