shit you hate

[_ironman]

whenever i'm given a job to do labeled "RUSH." then the coordinators are always missing some info so i have to call them before i can continue. and they are never fucking there. don't reply back to email, don't call me back

then i have to bother their manager who generally doesn't know wtf i'm even talking about

[vanilla wafer]

Having to sneeze while:

Driving

Eating

In a large tight crowd of people

Also when your stomach growls in complete silence. Fucking disruptive human body shit

[lak]

when you ask somebody "how are you" and they say "i am well"

i dunno why it just pisses me off!!! i know its correct, but fk it sup world

this.

but when they say "i'm doing well" i'm cool with it. weird.

[YaFlatHead]

[capa]

I put on just the tiniest bit of weight this summer from lifting twice a week and now my shirts are just a little bit too tight. Problem is I'm between Small and Medium now.

[thatothertime]

when a girl gives you the wrong number when shes drunk after putting in great effort to making you want to call her.

[thatothertime]

Having a coughing fit whislt brushing your teeth/with a mouthful of food.

or sneezing

[jaac]

When girls rock those huuuuuge bootcut/oversized track pants and it like swallows their shoes and they walk all over it and shit.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

gym music

the deluded fattie wearing a cutoff

idiot mothers who don't move their future delinquent children out of the way of oncoming people..

[okonomi]

i just mean, instead of saying "i'm good"

i think i wrote it wrong. when somebody asks me how i am, and i say 'i'm good, how are you', and then they say it. i don't know, maybe we need a 'things that slightly annoy you' thread.

You get annoyed by people speaking properly? It's not even affectatious either.

[jackg]

the news paper during an election campaign and the idiots that tailgate you when your going the speed limit!!!!!

[e0d9n0b5]

You get annoyed by people speaking properly? It's not even affectatious either.

i dunno man tic told me otherwise

"yo it actually be wrong grammaticlaly, "i am good" is right + "i am well" is wrong + "i am doing well" is right + "i am doing good" is wrong, but fuck a prescriptivism anywyas"

ps who uses obsolete english. affectatious? who uses that dead shakespearean word

[_ironman]

when the people who feel you're driving too slow pass you insist on staring at you as they pass

office workers who stare at everyone and their monitors as they pass by

[schmoses]

people who aren't elderly that look behind themselves as they walk...it's a city not a forest

[Hocus Pocus]

When it takes me 2-3 hours to get out of the house to go the library, for no good reason.

[pieiskewl]

how the skin on my shoulders is peeling off

[Tic]

i dunno man tic told me otherwise

"yo it actually be wrong grammaticlaly, "i am good" is right + "i am well" is wrong + "i am doing well" is right + "i am doing good" is wrong, but fuck a prescriptivism anywyas"

ps who uses obsolete english. affectatious? who uses that dead shakespearean word

ya like okonomi u said "peopel speaking properly," cool, but wud u have said "peeps whose speech is properly" or less jarringly "peeps speaking proper"? i mean u could if u wanted, feel free, but grammaramas usually go w/ adjs for nouns + advs for verbs. but again, fuck a prescrptivism anwyays.

[e0d9n0b5]

ya like okonomi u said "peopel speaking properly," cool, but wud u have said "peeps whose speech is properly" or less jarringly "peeps speaking proper"? i mean u could if u wanted, feel free, but grammaramas usually go w/ adjs for nouns + advs for verbs. but again, fuck a prescrptivism anwyays.

yeah okonomi was basically right - i would rather say the improper version heh

[jackg]

the internet, when you go over your cap!!!!!

[hhenryhhh]

I hate having hair on bar soap. That shit drives me nuts. I

[FADEtoDARKNESS]

This girl I know is a "brand ambassador" for Vitaminwater. I don't get it. Something about some drink trying to pass itself off as hip just bothers me.

BB1PCW-MhdU

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-robbins/the-dark-side-of-vitaminw_b_669716.html

"In a staggering feat of twisted logic, lawyers for Coca-Cola are defending the lawsuit by asserting that "no consumer could reasonably be misled into thinking vitaminwater was a healthy beverage.""

[_ironman]

not to defend Coca Cola here, especially since i don't recall seeing any Vitamin Water ads so i don't know what claims they made, but especially if you are buying "healthy drinks", why wouldn't you read the nutritional information label first?

the article is right, 33g of sugar is about the same amount as a can of soda. all i'm saying is that if i picked it up thinking it might be healthier and saw 33g of sugar i'd put it back down

edit:

"glacéau vitaminwater is a great-tasting, active lifestyle hydrating beverage packed with vitamins and minerals to help get you through your day"

considering this is what it says on their FAQ page, i don't see why people would think it's a health drink anyway. i would just treat it like a energy/sports drink.

[Hocus Pocus]

I mean, the name is vitamin water, and their claim is generally that it has the stuff you need in it.

[lak]

"glacéau vitaminwater is a great-tasting, active lifestyle hydrating beverage packed with vitamins and minerals to help get you through your day"

"cocaine is a great, active lifestyle invigorating powder packed with vitamins and minerals to help get you through your day"

coca-cola's use of language probably does mislead the majority of people buying the product.

[RandR]

what about meatwater? That's still healthy, right?

http://dinnerinabottle.com/

[_ironman]

well yeah but i don't blame them for being tricky with their marketing. it happens with stuff all the time.

i don't see much point in complaining about companies being dishonest, because it's not like you can't read the ingredients for yourself.

if someone is dumb enough to buy their child Sunny Delight instead of proper orange juice after watching some ads, i feel it is the consumer's fault in part.

i dunno. i wouldn't buy vitamin water =/

[M4TM]

Wut..? Vitaminwater isn't. Good for you?!? WTF.

[lak]

what else would you expect from the company that created fanta in order to bypass trade bans and maintain a market presence in nazi germany, they evil son.

edit: and fanta sucks, so there's that too...

[okonomi]

Actually, it was made by the German Coke plant to keep itself in operation, not by the Americans to maintain market presence. :D

[alex-san]

when the people who feel you're driving too slow pass you insist on staring at you as they pass

office workers who stare at everyone and their monitors as they pass by

i stare at slow ass people when i pass them. if youre gonna drive slow get the fuck out of the first lane/carpool lane