shit you hate

[okonomi]

When girls twist shit into insults:

"You look really good when you middle part your hair."

"You're just saying that cause it's straightened - nobody likes curly hair, right?"

Sigh...

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

txt her a pic of you getting head/balls deep that will shut her up

I don't think this will effect her though

.

.

yeah it will but what good will come of it

at the end of the day we still talk like friends I am just not hitting it. and I'm not trying to or anything (resisting taking huge step backwards) so I dunno

:(:(:(

[renski]

fuck this back pain. i think i need tempurpedic mattress.

[e0d9n0b5]

I don't think this will effect her though

.

.

yeah it will but what good will come of it

at the end of the day we still talk like friends I am just not hitting it. and I'm not trying to or anything (resisting taking huge step backwards) so I dunno

:(:(:(

then her shit is bait, probably because she wants you to take that step backwards. if you really wanna be the bigger man, give her a hi-five for getting laid then go get some yourself, but without feeling the need to brag to your ex to try to make her feel bad.

ps she sounds like a c, no offense

[Magsåvningsreserven]

i'm walking at a steady pace, and yet this fucking stupid idiot coffee still sploshes about as if it's on the fucking Ark Royal being bombarded. wtf man.

[thatothertime]

what you should do is put the new roll in backwards - instant rage

haha or dip the whole roll in a mix of glue and water

[TTM]

i'm walking at a steady pace, and yet this fucking stupid idiot coffee still sploshes about as if it's on the fucking Ark Royal being bombarded. wtf man.

you were walking at the coffees resonant frequency. should have gone slower or faster

[redX]

fuckin resonance cascades man how do they work?

[haploid]

Picky eaters who exclusively eat the same, generic-flavored, processed food over and over.

[haploid]

Oh and musicians who torrent massive amounts of music. You are part of the reason why you can't get a job in the failing industry you stupid hypocrite.

[_ironman]

people who can't distinguish when to use the words than and then

than is used for comparisons, then is not

it's simple

[thatothertime]

^ also your and youre

[RandR]

"the thing is, is that"

"irregardless"

when a girl needs my help to adjust the seals on her stilsuit.

water fat offworlders.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

^^^I swear down man, it seems to me that 90% of the internet's denizens don't know how to use an apostrophe.

[echoepidemic]

i'm walking at a steady pace, and yet this fucking stupid idiot coffee still sploshes about as if it's on the fucking Ark Royal being bombarded. wtf man.

don't get your coffee to go

[Lozinski]

When a bitch is sobbing over her 'ex???' or whatever the fuck he is by the time you see her again and she starts making out with the first dude she finds in the club.

AAAAAAND after hearing her sob over the first asshole, you have to hear her talk about her new guy the next fucking day.

WORST PART ABOUT THIS... She's one of my fucking co-workers.

Fuck off. I don't care. Stop acting like a 14year old you dumb cunt.

[mpcec]

My fucking lawn mower just broke down before I finished mowing. Now my yard looks like ass.

[samsikle]

i hate when i go for my music lesson, i freeze up and then i can't play for shit. hella stage fright.

and that i don't have enough space for all my shoes. 90% of the time when my room looks messy it's because i have a couple of pairs scattered on the floor.

[zenii]

eating noodles and having your glasses fog up.

good thing i wear contacts now.

also having long hair and finding your hairs everywhere... pillow, desk, your clothes... and when you have long hair it takes forever to shampoo that shit and even longer to dry it. also it blows all over the place in the wind and you can never roll your car window down while driving.

and so i got a haircut.

[vitasoy]

people who can't distinguish when to use the words than and then

than is used for comparisons, then is not

it's simple

^ also your and youre

you guys are forgetting the their and they're and there, shit is so fucking annoying..

[okonomi]

Not to mention apostrophe misuse.

[Guest I LOVE LFC]

Headaches between night shifts

[_ironman]

how loud some of my coworkers are when they're on the phone. it's like library quiet, and you're on a land line. stop talking so fucking loud

[jyoni]

Getting sick of the Glomer voice in the mainstream clubs around here. Oh well, at least it keeps people flying right over.

[Al K]

Bill o Reilly

[ethnic cleanser]

Friends that dont understand that is bros before hoes. Friends that just go around trying to fuck everything.

When you drinking and just sorta buzzed then smoke 10 stoges in a row and start yacking.

[Guest I LOVE LFC]

CBeeBies presenters

[Kaze]

racist hobo's wth

[NatseOklim]

Unannounced fucking visitors...

[jbphoto23]

being in public places and seeing someone I know, but haven't talked to in years..like...hey...how have you been...pretending to care