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taking a test in front of that guy who clears his throat ever 25 seconds even after I gave him the full turn around. So what if he had a cold, jesus, its test day, you pull out ever drug in your cabinet even if it only keeps you clear for an hour.

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that scene in every other movie where the camera is pointed out the driver's or passenger's window and they're having a conversation to distract us. And then, you can't hear it but you can see the car that's about to hit them coming maybe 5-6 seconds before it does. then boom.

fucking stop doing that. it was cool the first couple times. now its annoying as fuck.

like this shot angle,,

lgwomandrivingcar.jpg

then a sudden crash

:(

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you've never seen it?

seriously every other tv show and movie do this at one point or another now.

yeah its like that and they're having an intense conversation usually and then if you were looking out the window you'd see headlights for a bit then the car would hit them.

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FUCK YOOX

piece of shit motherfucking inventory system

every god damn site on the internet can handle this shit except yoox

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taking a test in front of that guy who clears his throat ever 25 seconds even after I gave him the full turn around. So what if he had a cold, jesus, its test day, you pull out ever drug in your cabinet even if it only keeps you clear for an hour.

I've been this guy except with sneezing/sniffling. everyone was giving me the wtf look and the teacher asked if i was okay. sucked.

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I've been this guy except with sneezing/sniffling. everyone was giving me the wtf look and the teacher asked if i was okay. sucked.

well FYI i hate you the most out of anybody for that moment in time.

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Fuck Apple, fuck them in their stupid asses. Their answer for everything is " re-install or reset"

I update to the new itunes and now I cant get my ipod recognized, and its apparently a big issue with many people. Their answer is to waste countless hours by reinstalling and deleting software and crossing your fingers hoping that it works. Some people had to do it twice to get their ipods to work again

Same bullshit with my iphone when it kept freezing, wasted 2 hours and all I got on tech support was" re install, oh that didnt work, well re start and re-install again" FUCK

Plus fucking one.

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non-paying eBay bidders

also

"can i wear your glasses" um you're a friend of a friend i met all of half an hour ago, i'm really just about to let you loose in a club with my Lanvin frames and absurdly expensive lenses while i fumble about blindly in the dark.. why not take my wallet and phone for a spin too.. oh wait, it's because they won't be really 'fun' to have on. tard.

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Sometimes we leave too many things unsaid. Don't regret in silence.

I dont' regret anything; He's just good at manipulating people. I know I didn't say/do anything wrong, so he can fuck of with it.

I'm sick of people treating me like garbage, and I think that was the "straw that broke the camels back" situation.

Shit I hate:

Not having real food in my house, so I just eat peanut butter with a butter knife. I don't even have any damned fruit to put it on!

Nonstop line at work. Go away so I can relax for a sec!

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I've been this guy except with sneezing/sniffling. everyone was giving me the wtf look and the teacher asked if i was okay. sucked.

Shit is the worst in the wintertime in class during quiet ass tests. Everyone is sniffling, so hard to concentrate...

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Shit is the worst in the wintertime in class during quiet ass tests. Everyone is sniffling, so hard to concentrate...

Hate the opposite too, having to blow my nose during a test is the worst. Don't want to be the sniveling bastard that annoys everyone else but also don't want to get up and disrupt everyone while getting a tissue

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non-paying eBay bidders

+1. I just sold my first item and I don't think the bidder is going to pay. Hopefully the second person will take the second-chance offer.

typical college potheads who think they are a lot smarter than they actually are.

Had my friend's hipster drug dealer tell me how bad microwaves are after I mentioned microwaved scrambled eggs as being one of the best easy stoner foods. Conversation went kinda like this.

Me: I love making eggs in the microwave, fluffy and hard to fuck up.

Him: LOL, REALLY?! I'd try it but we got rid of our microwave, I mean, they are really bad. I mean like, they make things into nothing, like literally nothing. Like, when you microwave things they rearrange the DNA.

Me: LOLWUT? Umm, microwaves vibrate the water molecules in food...

Him and his friend: YEAH, BUT like with... radiation!

Me: Facepalm. Umm...

Him: I mean, I looked into both sides of the issue, like, haven't you guys heard about standing in front of the microwave.

Me: Uhh, the metal screen on the front is called a Farraday Cage, microwaves are too large to pass through it.

Him: IDK man, i'll look into it in the morning.

I just wanted to smack the dude so fucking bad (actual conversation was probably even more stupid).

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+2 on the non paying eBay bidders, sold something for my mum and I think they're not gonna pay.

As far as microwaves, you'd have been better off telling him everything else that puts out radiation in the home just to scare him.

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people who don't understand orders.

stand up means stand up, not stand up and push in your chair.

do push ups means you keep going til you are told to stop.

how hard is this concept?

Are you one of Minou's new friends?

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like when the Telecom built a mast for cell phone signals and the locals were complaining how they were experiencing headaches and bad sleep.

then the spokesperson comes up and says: "boy i wonder how bad it'll be when we actually turn it on..."

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Parents that speak for their grown children (and by grown I mean highschool age +). They come in the store and tell them what they are going to wear, if the shoes they are trying on are too big, small, ugly, etc, how jeans are supposed to fit to "look cool". I probably posted this complaint before.

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Prospective buyers that send you 15 fuckin messages, each one showing more interest then the next, along with requests to "please hold this item, I want it very badly" (usually said with horrible spelling/english)

You drop them your paypal addy, all of a sudden they fall of the face of the earth

And then they re-appear and promise to send funds, but either A) drop their offer, or B) ask you for numerous measurements/pics that are already in your listing and they dissapear again

Makes me want to hunt them down,and proceed to beat the shit out of them.

Honestly, its almost like writing " dont lowball me " or " prices are firm" attracts all the cheapest fuckers out there. I am all for a deal, but if the listing states prices are firm I dont insult the seller by asking for ridiculous amounts of money off, I pay the asking price or move the fuck on

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NPSH is playing in a week but they're part of this Perez Hilton tour thing, I love the band but I don't want to give any of my money to that disgusting fatshit. Very sad indeed

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