shit you hate

[Yardbird]

People who are all weak ass about making plans.

People who are walking across the street when the little box signals "dont walk" and get mad when I almost run them over on my bike. IF I WUZ A CAR U B DED.

People who type like that ^^^

Not knowing what to photograph this year, or how to develop the projects bubbling around in my head.

[sushijerk]

Got a $74 ticket for not being able to find my rail pass. Then I find it literally 5 seconds after the cop leaves. I guess I just hate myself for being a klutzy dumbass.

[alexryb]

^ Skip it! Sleep in, and then let's go somewhere and drink coffee, smoke cigarettes, and talk about life.

co-sign.

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[Yardbird]

Got a $74 ticket for not being able to find my rail pass. Then I find it literally 5 seconds after the cop leaves. I guess I just hate myself for being a klutzy dumbass.

Shit like this happens to me constantly.

My life is fucked.

[samsikle]

i'm so fucking sleepy. i hate work days that are sooooo slow.

and these stupid fucking people that are organizing the santana row fall fashion show. keep bothering us at the store, dumb kids who go to FIDM and think they're sooo fashion. go back to the urban outfitters hell you belong to.

[lawless]

^ Skip it! Sleep in, and then let's go somewhere and drink coffee, smoke cigarettes, and talk about life.

[bill]

Accounting/macro/micro-economy/wholesale rep classes.

[pieiskewl]

walking into class and seeing the girl i sit next to ipod's screen is filled with a huge picture of keith urban's face.

[lawless]

would u stil hit it?

[Jimbo69]

the DMV

hell on earth

[bernt]

Unpaid design work I get asked to do at work.

SURE I'LL DO IT. I HOPE YOU LIKE HALFASSED SHIT BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU. I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU PLENTY OF HALFASSED SHIT.

[Lawl.]

Father,

Why Do You Take Dumps In my Bathroom When You Have Diarrhea Shits???? Use Yours!

[Enray]

Father,

Why Do You Take Dumps In my Bathroom When You Have Diarrhea Shits???? Use Yours!

My father insists on using my bathroom right before his colonoscopies. Why. God damn it, why.

[Jimbo69]

He's probably disappointed in his son

If i was disappointed in my son i would shit on the toilet seat and piss on the toilet paper

[Guest on-display]

i hate how i have to explain to my professor that I have pink eye so I couldn't go to school because its fucking contagious so let me make up my fucking test jeeeezzz

[dy616]

That I-fucked-up feeling.

[Serge]

the fact that some fucker who was selling my shoes on consignment at his store won't reply to any of my messages or phone calls.

what ta do =(

[ojjairus]

required rush week events. no i don't want to go to these weak ass events.

[Guest on-display]

just because some dude who knows to work an slr took pictures of you in a bikini does not make you a model

[samsikle]

just because some dude who knows to work an slr took pictures of you in a bikini does not make you a model

?? (5)

[akuma no uta]

i hate that i cannot sleep anymore.

[frankie_four]

i hate people that spit in public

and they go on about the curriculum back in their day... your day is gone, move over

im glad my city doesnt have starbucks

hate seeing fat girls sucking on a full cream frape

For this reason McDonalds, BK and Subway popped up like pimples on the teen customer faces...

The funniest thing:

Dresden named itself "centre of consumption" (of shit?)

The bad thing about this:

I can't find the irony

[jl.1212]

people who post melodramatic status updates on AIM/tumblr/facebook

here are a few from today:

"i wish i could do my life all over again"

"stop thinking i need you, because i soooo dont"

"i wish i had a boyfriend so i could listen to a love song and know its about us"

man, FUCK you guys

a so-so non-twilight-esque life does NOT mean a shitty life so shut the hell up

[Akira]

My life is shitty because hawt Ashley Greene vampiress isn't in it

[Yardbird]

This rainy ass weather.

I don't know if i should bike the 5 avenues to school only to leave my bike out in the rain with a plastic bag on the seat.....?

But I don't want to walk, or pay for a cab... or the bus?

Hate being lazy.

How whenever I hear the bathroom door in my apartment close I instantly have to pee. Freudian shit?

[semaj]

when accidentally turning off your alarm instead of just snoozing it, which makes you miss class.. fuhh

-edit

oh and i just got a text that she can't make it to lunch... great.

have a good friday everyone!

[pieiskewl]

would u stil hit it?

no.

besides that. she's all kind of gross. no amount of alcohol would make her remotely attractive. every aspect of her is unattractive. i hate sitting next to her. second class with her. where i have to sit next to her.

[SCDL]

Losing a leather bracelet at a beach.

[Orion]

I don't know what to call this, but when people use the opposite of a situation to emphasize it. Like this one bitch on tv talking about 9/11 and how when the second plane hit the tower says "and you knew this wouldn't be a good situation". Like, you dumb cunt, as though the first plane hitting could be interpreted as a "good situation", but woah, not the second. I hear this kind of shit all the time...

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