shit you hate

[Orion]

oh god.

then why do I always watch like 20 more pus / zit videos after I see one of those... I know it's gonna make me sick.

[jbphoto23]

girls who have stupid ass red paint all over their bodies for a high school football game, then hug me and get it all over my Imperials, and it doesn't come off, and they laugh.

yeah, that just happened.

[Akira]

Oh noez! Now you're going to have to wash it. The fadez will be ruined!!!!!11111!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!1one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vampyrvargfesten]

girls who have stupid ass red paint all over their bodies for a high school football game, then hug me and get it all over my Imperials, and it doesn't come off, and they laugh.

yeah, that just happened.

whatever dude, CWGs are the best, don't ever question their actions

[Akira]

whatever dude, CWGs are the best, don't ever question their actions

should be honored that one let you touch her

[blm14]

^I think technically that was an abscess. It probably should have been drained in a doctor setting and not at home. If she didn't fill it with gauze, change the gauze frequently, and make sure the incision stayed open, it's likely that it came back

I hate the snooze button. I fucking hate it. I am a light sleeper, and so when my alarm goes off I GET THE FUCK UP. My wife on the other hand can hit the snooze button for hours. She figured out recently how to use the alarm on her cell phone, which has a snooze button. OH NOES! After the 6th time it went off, I threw it against the wall.

[junglejane]

people who post melodramatic status updates on AIM/tumblr/facebook

here are a few from today:

"i wish i could do my life all over again"

"stop thinking i need you, because i soooo dont"

"i wish i had a boyfriend so i could listen to a love song and know its about us"

man, FUCK you guys

a so-so non-twilight-esque life does NOT mean a shitty life so shut the hell up

jesus h. christ that is sad

[artificialsky]

I listen to this song and know it is about Junglejane and I.

_RIW_MYd_tI&autoplay=1

[junglejane]

sweetie don't go making our bedroom jams known to the world, you know I like to keep that shit private

[NatseOklim]

Shit you hate - autoplaying youtube videos......

[Akira]

I thought they got rid of those

[Oxy.]

feminists

12345

[geekbonchic]

Losing my phone because I was so fucking drunk.

[Akira]

This Crest pro-health toothpaste ruins my mouth after use. Basically disintegrates the lining of my mouth and turns it into white goo, how is turning my cheeks into jello pro-health???

[Guest on-display]

i hate sore throats but i love halls citrus/ ricola lemon drops

[akuma no uta]

fedex. ordered shit last tuesday. expected delivery date. this coming tuesday. 7 whole fucking days to take something across country??

[gfunkdocta]

jay-z now. drake.

[hamham3001]

Losing my phone because I was so fucking drunk.

getting your phone stolen while playing some ball... wtf

[blm14]

^ stop owning nice phones. Stick with old crappy ones like me.

[jeepster]

throwing up

first time I've thrown up since I was 16. I drank the whole bar last night.

[jbphoto23]

should be honored that one let you touch her

oh last night was all about the cwg. hahaha

(im on the very right doing my best to be a cwguy)

[geekbonchic]

Congratulations, mission accomplished!

[sawn-off chef]

this, all of this.

[frankie_four]

it's raining and I can't find this damn umbrella...shit!

[Yardbird]

The cuts on the inside of my ring finger that wont stop stinging.

Fleece, and when I'm forced to fold it at work. Bleck.

Pretending.

Restlessness.

That girl in class that has to answer EVERY question. Shut up bitch and text someone already.

Phone calls / Messages from people that should have left me alone 2 years ago. Fuck off with yourself.

[samsikle]

The cuts on the inside of my ring finger that wont stop stinging.

fuck dude i have hella random cuts on my hands. i don't notice it until i start juicing lemons in the morning

[Yardbird]

ME TOO. (with the lemons)

I get them all over my hands from work. Fucking lame.

[fffffut]

when it rains and is overcast then it gets sunny at the end of the day

[Akira]

The cuts on the inside of my ring finger that wont stop stinging.

Fleece, and when I'm forced to fold it at work. Bleck.

Pretending.

Restlessness.

That girl in class that has to answer EVERY question. Shut up bitch and text someone already.

Phone calls / Messages from people that should have left me alone 2 years ago. Fuck off with yourself.

Papercuts in between fingers are the worst, HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

Also, when a store's website lists a bunch of different brands and then you go in and there's maybe one or two pieces from each designer tops. WTF? Went into a store advertising MMM and Coming Soon, etc. and the best thing they had was a Brioni robe (which was very confusing, why the fuck are they stocking Brioni in the first place?)

[Gatefold]

not having any friends in vancouver

but I don't wanna move back to edmonton