shit you hate

[wahwho11]

whole grain pasta.  it not good

... are you saying wood is whole grain pasta?

[Landadel]

I hate it when I fight with my girlfirend over something and we actually ended the fight and went back to normal and then we watch a movie or something together and the characters go through the exact same thing. It usually makes us go over the whole topic again.

[spudeey]

golf :/

[denimdestroyedmylife]

watching video of this guy punching his dog right in the head

dude also punches his seven-year-old kid in the chest

thinking dark thoughts about this dude right now

[Egpt]

damn wood 666, u should talk to fadetoblack and see if you are related.

[burgerking]

i hate how i dont know who runs mmou tumblr. whoever you are.  hero.  

[wood 666]

damn wood 666, u should talk to fadetoblack and see if you are related.

 

i dunno. is he from [the] visaya?

Edited August 24, 2013 by wood 666

[SSchadenfreude]

damn wood 666, u should talk to fadetoblack and see if you are related.

it's possible.  the chinese colonized the philippines way back when

[mr fluffernutter]

i had to crush an injured mouse with a cinderblock and i hated it

[wood 666]

it's possible.  the chinese colonized the philippines way back when

 

ugh... what is your major malfunction, dimwit?

[wood 666]

i had to crush an injured mouse with a cinderblock and i hated it

 

i hope you get acne or something worse happens

 

no, not really. i am a lousy zen buddhist.

Edited August 25, 2013 by wood 666

[mr fluffernutter]

well you have the suffering part down pat

[wood 666]

yeah way better than you

[junglejane]

girls gon feel this

 you are admiring your smooth, glossy nails fresh out of a diy manicure that took you a long ass time because you took every precaution to get the right amount of polish on the brush, layering it on slowly and gently on each nail making sure to not get streaks

 

you then blow on each hand and try not to touch anything, if necessary you delicately remove light objects our of your way using the pads of your fingers

 

all of a sudden your ringing phone distracts you from your untouchable state, you dig into your bag full of sharp objects, keys and fuzzy keychains and fuck everything up

[Magsåvningsreserven]

how many bottles of silver smoke have you gone through

[jackg]

unpaid "work experience"! 

[johnbos]

import taxes 

[Landadel]

unpaid "work experience"! 

 

The website of the british illustrator "Mr. Bingo" shows the following when you click on the question "Will Mr.Bingo work for free?":

 

[junglejane]

how many bottles of silver smoke have you gone through

damn gurl you know your colors!! but I am in a blood-red (essie a-list) clawlike nail phase at the moment

[SSchadenfreude]

^junglejane,

do you have bf?  if so, i hate him.

[jackg]

@landadel i wish i was in a position to do that!

 

Its almost definitely against Australia law as well, but them's the breaks. I love hearing it being justified as "oh everyone has to do that when they are first starting out" makes me feel much better about being a slave. 

[wood 666]

just another dumb rant:

 

my room mate sprayed bad deodorant all over the apartment as a reference to syria because i smoke cigarettes inside.

 

little bitch.

[skeetinmynose]

maybe that is also why he came on your shoulder

[wood 666]

me and my fucking psychotic episodes he-he-he

[Mr.Sander]

import taxes from Switzerland to EU 

[SSchadenfreude]

me and my fucking psychotic episodes he-he-he

and  you feel the need to post about it here...

Edited September 1, 2013 by SSchadenfreude

[mr fluffernutter]

me and my fucking psychotic episodes he-he-he

 

plot twist: the fucking weird roommate is a part of weed69's personality disorder

Edited September 1, 2013 by mr fluffernutter

[OkayOkay]

More mildly annoying, but when people battle you on insignificant differences. Like asking someone if they got in at noon, and the reply is like "nope. I pulled into the city around...well, then I got across the Bay Bridge at...hmmm, it wasn't noon, it must have been...11:52."

Suck a fucking dick and round up.

And when girls you know that used to party all the time and get drunk and be pretty whorish accidentally get knocked up, then suddenly it becomes this quest to prove motherhood. "Having a baby has changed my life, I was lost before but have found my purpose now."

Countless pictures flood Instagram of said babies in extremely Pinteresty collage designs.

[Schoon]

More mildly annoying, but when people battle you on insignificant differences. Like asking someone if they got in at noon, and the reply is like "nope. I pulled into the city around...well, then I got across the Bay Bridge at...hmmm, it wasn't noon, it must have been...11:52."

Suck a fucking dick and round up.

And when girls you know that used to party all the time and get drunk and be pretty whorish accidentally get knocked up, then suddenly it becomes this quest to prove motherhood. "Having a baby has changed my life, I was lost before but have found my purpose now."

Countless pictures flood Instagram of said babies in extremely Pinteresty collage designs.

A girl I knew who's pretty much exactly how you described got knocked up and she should have had her baby by now.  Wonder how thats going for her

[Landadel]

When you´re dishwashing and suddenly a spoon fucks up your whole idea of not getting wet.